I'm sorry, what?

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knocturne

I'm sorry, what?
« on: April 02, 2009, 08:39:44 PM »
I had always thought this society was just a fictional joke, but after reading some of your arguments i have come to realize that you actually might be serious. I would rather not waste my time reading your evidence, because there are so many flaws with this "theory" it's overwhelming.

First of all, to settle this once and for all, why doesn't one of the most loyal members of this society, attempt to attend the schooling to actually join NASA? If you were able to join and saw for yourself that the earth is not flat, would that not prove your theory wrong? As serious as you take this, i would think someone would have tried this by now....


Also, an even more simple solution, are you telling me nobody in this society owns a boat? You can't try to sail around the world yourself? I realize you must have some sort of circular flat layout to your map that would make traveling between countries possible, but what if you tried to sail on a route that would not be possible according to your map? If you could actually sail it, then your map would have to be wrong wouldn't it? Are you really trying to convince me that people that own their own private ships and sail around the world are somehow all apart of this conspiracy as well? The second they reach the end of this flat earth, NASA is waiting for them, brainwashes them into thinking the earth is round and to forget what they saw?

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Re: I'm sorry, what?
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2009, 08:57:52 PM »
I had always thought this society was just a fictional joke, but after reading some of your arguments i have come to realize that you actually might be serious. I would rather not waste my time reading your evidence, because there are so many flaws with this "theory" it's overwhelming.

First of all, to settle this once and for all, why doesn't one of the most loyal members of this society, attempt to attend the schooling to actually join NASA? If you were able to join and saw for yourself that the earth is not flat, would that not prove your theory wrong? As serious as you take this, i would think someone would have tried this by now....


Also, an even more simple solution, are you telling me nobody in this society owns a boat? You can't try to sail around the world yourself? I realize you must have some sort of circular flat layout to your map that would make traveling between countries possible, but what if you tried to sail on a route that would not be possible according to your map? If you could actually sail it, then your map would have to be wrong wouldn't it? Are you really trying to convince me that people that own their own private ships and sail around the world are somehow all apart of this conspiracy as well? The second they reach the end of this flat earth, NASA is waiting for them, brainwashes them into thinking the earth is round and to forget what they saw?


Fail...

Why don't you give it a try and let us know how it turns out.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2009, 09:03:36 PM by JUNKER »

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Re: I'm sorry, what?
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 11:51:06 PM »
Also, an even more simple solution, are you telling me nobody in this society owns a boat? You can't try to sail around the world yourself? I realize you must have some sort of circular flat layout to your map that would make traveling between countries possible, but what if you tried to sail on a route that would not be possible according to your map? If you could actually sail it, then your map would have to be wrong wouldn't it? Are you really trying to convince me that people that own their own private ships and sail around the world are somehow all apart of this conspiracy as well? The second they reach the end of this flat earth, NASA is waiting for them, brainwashes them into thinking the earth is round and to forget what they saw?

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Re: I'm sorry, what?
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2009, 05:08:20 AM »
When you travel east and west in RE you are traveling in "circles" in FE, therefore you never make it to the ice wall. Read the FAQ.

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Re: I'm sorry, what?
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2009, 08:35:10 AM »
I had always thought this society was just a fictional joke, but after reading some of your arguments i have come to realize that you actually might be serious. I would rather not waste my time reading your evidence, because there are so many flaws with this "theory" it's overwhelming.

First of all, to settle this once and for all, why doesn't one of the most loyal members of this society, attempt to attend the schooling to actually join NASA? If you were able to join and saw for yourself that the earth is not flat, would that not prove your theory wrong? As serious as you take this, i would think someone would have tried this by now....


Also, an even more simple solution, are you telling me nobody in this society owns a boat? You can't try to sail around the world yourself? I realize you must have some sort of circular flat layout to your map that would make traveling between countries possible, but what if you tried to sail on a route that would not be possible according to your map? If you could actually sail it, then your map would have to be wrong wouldn't it? Are you really trying to convince me that people that own their own private ships and sail around the world are somehow all apart of this conspiracy as well? The second they reach the end of this flat earth, NASA is waiting for them, brainwashes them into thinking the earth is round and to forget what they saw?

Fun fact:We have lives besides theorizing over the shape of the earth. We can't just drop our lives to get a chance to find out we were right,then have no one believe of us even if we did have pictures/video/any form of proof.

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Re: I'm sorry, what?
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2009, 05:30:53 AM »
I had always thought this society was just a fictional joke, but after reading some of your arguments i have come to realize that you actually might be serious. I would rather not waste my time reading your evidence, because there are so many flaws with this "theory" it's overwhelming.

First of all, to settle this once and for all, why doesn't one of the most loyal members of this society, attempt to attend the schooling to actually join NASA? If you were able to join and saw for yourself that the earth is not flat, would that not prove your theory wrong? As serious as you take this, i would think someone would have tried this by now....


Also, an even more simple solution, are you telling me nobody in this society owns a boat? You can't try to sail around the world yourself? I realize you must have some sort of circular flat layout to your map that would make traveling between countries possible, but what if you tried to sail on a route that would not be possible according to your map? If you could actually sail it, then your map would have to be wrong wouldn't it? Are you really trying to convince me that people that own their own private ships and sail around the world are somehow all apart of this conspiracy as well? The second they reach the end of this flat earth, NASA is waiting for them, brainwashes them into thinking the earth is round and to forget what they saw?

Fun fact:We have lives besides theorizing over the shape of the earth. We can't just drop our lives to get a chance to find out we were right,then have no one believe of us even if we did have pictures/video/any form of proof.

Doubt that will happen, because those pictures would never exist.   :-X

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Re: I'm sorry, what?
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2009, 07:31:53 AM »
I had always thought this society was just a fictional joke, but after reading some of your arguments i have come to realize that you actually might be serious.

Nope. Noone here is serious. Not even sock puppet Tom.

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Re: I'm sorry, what?
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2009, 09:51:18 AM »
Noone here is serious. Not even sock puppet Tom.

I finally figured that out, too. It's a game for people to see how much of other people's time they can waste bantering about in unprovable circular logic.


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Re: I'm sorry, what?
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2009, 09:55:45 AM »
If your time was so important, you wouldn't be joining message boards.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: I'm sorry, what?
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2009, 10:02:10 AM »
I joined to attempt to get answers to explore this theory, only to find out that you people are either intellectually dishonest gamers, or whacko, or both. Good luck with that, and goodbye.

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Re: I'm sorry, what?
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2009, 10:20:40 AM »
B'bye.
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Re: I'm sorry, what?
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2009, 10:48:36 AM »
First of all, to settle this once and for all, why doesn't one of the most loyal members of this society, attempt to attend the schooling to actually join NASA? If you were able to join and saw for yourself that the earth is not flat, would that not prove your theory wrong? As serious as you take this, i would think someone would have tried this by now....

Just because one works at NASA, it doesnt mean others will believe what you say as true. I've tried
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Re: I'm sorry, what?
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2009, 11:43:51 AM »
I joined to attempt to get answers to explore this theory, only to find out that you people are either intellectually dishonest gamers, or whacko, or both. Good luck with that, and goodbye.
What are intellectually dishonest gamers?
You think that a photograph is indisputable evidence?  Would you like me to show you a photograph of Barack Obama having sex with a gorilla?

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Re: I'm sorry, what?
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2009, 11:50:08 AM »
I joined to attempt to get answers to explore this theory, only to find out that you people are either intellectually dishonest gamers, or whacko, or both. Good luck with that, and goodbye.
What are intellectually dishonest gamers?
People who cheat at D&D?   :-\
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Quote from: Robosteve
Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
Quote from: bullhorn
It is just the way it is, you understanding it doesn't concern me.

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Moonlit

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Re: I'm sorry, what?
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2009, 11:57:36 AM »
I joined to attempt to get answers to explore this theory, only to find out that you people are either intellectually dishonest gamers, or whacko, or both. Good luck with that, and goodbye.
What are intellectually dishonest gamers?
People who cheat at D&D?   :-\
LOL  How do you cheat at D&D??
You think that a photograph is indisputable evidence?  Would you like me to show you a photograph of Barack Obama having sex with a gorilla?

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Re: I'm sorry, what?
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2009, 12:00:10 PM »
LOL  How do you cheat at D&D??

Add a 4D+4 broadsword to your inventory.
Pretend you rolled a triple 6.
Rub damage off your stat sheet.

It can and does happen. I know I have seen it. Be warned. :(

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Re: I'm sorry, what?
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2009, 12:02:58 PM »
LOL  How do you cheat at D&D??

Add a 4D+4 broadsword to your inventory.
Pretend you rolled a triple 6.
Rub damage off your stat sheet.

It can and does happen. I know I have seen it. Be warned. :(
How......sad.  :-\

And quite pathetic.
You think that a photograph is indisputable evidence?  Would you like me to show you a photograph of Barack Obama having sex with a gorilla?