Evolution didn't happen

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Raist

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #30 on: March 13, 2009, 10:52:22 PM »
Humans clearly evolved from pirates.

Evolution didn't happen.
Can you prove that it didn't?

Burden of proof is on those that claim something did happen you big silly.
Burden of proof is on those who claim something. You claimed that evolution never happened  ;)

No. You claim it did happen. I disagree.

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #31 on: March 14, 2009, 03:28:53 AM »
Finally, an evolution win I agree with.

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #32 on: March 15, 2009, 12:27:23 AM »
Finally, an evolution win I agree with.

Wardogg, your support of evolution will send you to hell. If god wanted you to believe all the evidence he accidentally put on Earth, he would have remembered to explain evolution to an ancient people that could not have possibly understood it.

He also would have told them about dinosaurs, so stop believing in them.

Also, stop believing in the moon reflecting the sun's light, he put 2 lights in the sky. Not one and a mirror.

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #33 on: March 15, 2009, 01:19:36 AM »
No silly, I was referring to this....

So you forfeit? Evolution did not happen. I win.


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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #34 on: March 15, 2009, 08:34:21 AM »
The only thing keeping me from ripping into this thread is that Raist's posts are so outlandish I cannot decide if he's joking.

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2009, 08:35:30 AM »
He is.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Raist

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2009, 11:35:32 AM »
The only thing keeping me from ripping into this thread is that Raist's posts are so outlandish I cannot decide if he's joking.

My posts are outlandish? This coming from a person that thinks i'm joking.

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #37 on: March 15, 2009, 11:57:47 AM »
This was total trollbait, and I loved it.

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Raist

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #38 on: March 15, 2009, 11:58:32 AM »
This was total trollbait, and I loved it.

This is not a thread on fishing, unless you are going to also discuss their lack of ability to walk onto land.

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #39 on: March 15, 2009, 11:58:45 AM »
Clothes are proof evolution never happened.

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Raist

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #40 on: March 15, 2009, 03:20:56 PM »
Clothes are proof evolution never happened.

Obviously, it's not like other species use items that are not part of them for shelter. Like apes using leaves. That's completely different.

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #41 on: March 15, 2009, 03:52:25 PM »
Clothes are proof evolution never happened.

Obviously, it's not like other species use items that are not part of them for shelter. Like apes using leaves. That's completely different.

Inorite??  Shelter against the elements and clothing, even in warmer times are completely different.  It's like these people can't even figure out simple logic.

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Raist

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #42 on: March 15, 2009, 03:54:32 PM »
Clothes are proof evolution never happened.

Obviously, it's not like other species use items that are not part of them for shelter. Like apes using leaves. That's completely different.

Inorite??  Shelter against the elements and clothing, even in warmer times are completely different.  It's like these people can't even figure out simple logic.

Clothing is shelter silly. It's portable shelter. We've just been given by god the knowledge of how to make portable shelter for privacy.

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #43 on: March 15, 2009, 03:57:17 PM »

Clothing is shelter silly. It's portable shelter. We've just been given by god the knowledge of how to make portable shelter for privacy.
Good thing for God, huh? 

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Raist

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #44 on: March 15, 2009, 03:58:37 PM »

Clothing is shelter silly. It's portable shelter. We've just been given by god the knowledge of how to make portable shelter for privacy.
Good thing for God, huh? 
yes.

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #45 on: March 27, 2009, 01:26:15 AM »
This is in reference to Raist as well as some of Warrdog and Dann's comments particularly Moonlit's comments.  This is in reference to the remark that Raist made about frogs growing gills in their 2nd stage of life.  Evolution or evolving takes time, and even scientists who subcribe to the evolution theory know it takes quite a bit of time, and certainly not the short span between a tadpole's life and the time it becomes a full grown frog.  Therefore the frog could NOT have evolved, for the time period is too short.  Second, remember the evolution theory is just that- a theory.  This still has not been proved absolutely 100%, and even those in this field know that they have yet to prove it.
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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #46 on: March 27, 2009, 02:06:32 AM »
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Second, remember the evolution theory is just that- a theory.  This still has not been proved absolutely 100%, and even those in this field know that they have yet to prove it.
100% proof only exists in mathematics. What Evolution theory does have is a shit-ton of evidence.

and certainly not the short span between a tadpole's life and the time it becomes a full grown frog.  Therefore the frog could NOT have evolved, for the time period is too short.
I really hope you aren't this ignorant. I suspect you are, though.

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #47 on: March 27, 2009, 04:07:32 PM »
This is in reference to Raist as well as some of Warrdog and Dann's comments particularly Moonlit's comments.  This is in reference to the remark that Raist made about frogs growing gills in their 2nd stage of life.  Evolution or evolving takes time, and even scientists who subcribe to the evolution theory know it takes quite a bit of time, and certainly not the short span between a tadpole's life and the time it becomes a full grown frog.  Therefore the frog could NOT have evolved, for the time period is too short.  Second, remember the evolution theory is just that- a theory.  This still has not been proved absolutely 100%, and even those in this field know that they have yet to prove it.
There is a difference between metamorphosis and evolution. If you don't know the answer look it up.
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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #48 on: March 27, 2009, 06:19:29 PM »
For optimisticcynic ..  Your comment... "There is a difference between metamorphosis and evolution. If you don't know the answer look it up."  That was my point although I did not use that exact phrasing.  Moonlit was having a debate with Raist about the frogs and I was trying to explain to her that what was being explained by Raist's remarks did not count as evolution.  Then she went off on a tangent about platypuses and how they have bills and lay eggs.  Which had nothing to do with anything.  I understand what you are saying and I am not against you.  I think everyone is posting in the other thread now anyhow.     
 
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Quote from Soze:  "We cannot escape perception, but we can't assume reality doesn't exist outside of perception."

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Raist

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #49 on: March 27, 2009, 08:32:36 PM »
The difference between metamorphosis and evolution is evolution does not have to happen within one lifetime, and that metamorphosis is pre encoded in the DNA.

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #50 on: April 05, 2009, 03:13:16 PM »
My understanding of evolution is that we came from monkeys which came from blah blah blah, but where did the original organism come from?

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Raist

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #51 on: April 05, 2009, 03:20:36 PM »
That is not part of evolution. We didn't come from monkeys. Monkeys share a similar ancestor to us.

As for the where we came from, that is not part of evolution. Evolution explains the diversity of species on Earth, not how they got here.

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #52 on: April 05, 2009, 03:42:43 PM »
As far as I know, no one has been able to adequately explain the origin of life itself...

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #53 on: April 05, 2009, 03:44:10 PM »
As far as I know, no one has been able to adequately explain the origin of life itself...

Win for Creationism!

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #54 on: April 05, 2009, 03:53:00 PM »
Creationism is not an explanation. It is an unsupported and arbitrary hypothesis. Our collective ignorance is not a win, but a failure for our species in general.

We would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling universe...

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #55 on: April 05, 2009, 03:54:46 PM »
Creationism is not an explanation. It is an unsupported and arbitrary hypothesis. Our collective ignorance is not a win, but a failure for our species in general.

We would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling universe...


An hero for the entire human race then, is it? 

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #56 on: April 05, 2009, 03:56:01 PM »
Eventually.

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #57 on: April 05, 2009, 03:58:44 PM »
Dammit.

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #58 on: April 05, 2009, 04:30:42 PM »


Here is a video on the topic.  It illustrates science's current thinking on abiogenesis .  I hope this clears up some christian brainwashing for you.

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Re: Evolution didn't happen
« Reply #59 on: April 05, 2009, 09:29:51 PM »


Here is a video on the topic.  It illustrates science's current thinking on abiogenesis .  I hope this clears up some christian brainwashing for you.

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That's another pretty good video about abiogenesis.
I don't know what you're implying, but you're probably wrong.