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Proleg

Cthulhu
« on: February 17, 2009, 02:24:05 PM »
Anyone else here subscribe to the cult of the sleeping Dread Lord? Great Cthulhu is the god of pure terror, chaos and amorality who sustained the Old Ones' corpse city of R'lyeh and now waits there dreaming as described in the following mantra:

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Once awakened from His slumber, the Dread Lord shall resume His reign over this world and rid it of its blasphemy. Those who worship Him and work to hasten His glorious resurrection shall be rewarded with the most merciful fate: a quick death. The rest of humanity shall be driven insane and tortured for as long as it pleases the Dread Lord (who will eventually consume their souls). The revival of Great Cthulhu and His horrifying subjects from the sunken R'lyeh is nigh; to realize Him is to realize truth. Liberate the Greatest of the Old Ones, brothers and sisters, and ye shall liberate thy selves.

C'thulhu fhtagn.

Cthulhu waits dreaming.
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C-Ray

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Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2009, 02:45:16 PM »
Never cared much for Lovecraft.
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Proleg

Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2009, 02:47:59 PM »
Quote from: C-Ray on February 17, 2009, 02:45:16 PM
Never cared much for Lovecraft.
He was certainly an inadequate medium (as all mortals are), but he served his purpose sufficiently.

Read Kitab al-Azif by Abdul Alhazred.
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Anteater7171

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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2009, 02:48:36 PM »
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General Douchebag

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Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2009, 03:01:41 PM »
Quote from: Proleg on February 17, 2009, 02:47:59 PM
Quote from: C-Ray on February 17, 2009, 02:45:16 PM
Never cared much for Lovecraft.
He was certainly an inadequate medium (as all mortals are), but he served his purpose sufficiently.

Read Kitab al-Azif by Abdul Alhazred.

Shit, is that real?

EDIT: You're very mean, Oscar. It's the Necronomicon and it's not real.
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Quote from: Baseball4Life on April 16, 2010, 09:54:41 AM
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>
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Proleg

Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2009, 03:06:36 PM »
I can assure you that it is very real. Lovecraft merely popularized it.
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Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2009, 03:14:45 PM »
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Proleg

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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2009, 03:21:30 PM »
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goldstein

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Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2009, 03:29:00 PM »
Quote from: Proleg on February 17, 2009, 02:24:05 PM
Anyone else here subscribe to the cult of the sleeping Dread Lord?

How much is the subscription?
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Proleg

Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2009, 03:29:43 PM »
Quote from: goldstein on February 17, 2009, 03:29:00 PM
Quote from: Proleg on February 17, 2009, 02:24:05 PM
Anyone else here subscribe to the cult of the sleeping Dread Lord?

How much is the subscription?
Just your life.
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goldstein

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Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2009, 03:39:28 PM »
Quote from: Proleg on February 17, 2009, 03:29:43 PM
Quote from: goldstein on February 17, 2009, 03:29:00 PM
Quote from: Proleg on February 17, 2009, 02:24:05 PM
Anyone else here subscribe to the cult of the sleeping Dread Lord?

How much is the subscription?
Just your life.

Think I'll pass then. I'm already tied in to a years worth of NG and I hardly ever read those as it is.
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Mykael

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Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2009, 03:47:19 PM »
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Proleg

Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2009, 03:56:19 PM »
Quote from: goldstein on February 17, 2009, 03:39:28 PM
Quote from: Proleg on February 17, 2009, 03:29:43 PM
Quote from: goldstein on February 17, 2009, 03:29:00 PM
Quote from: Proleg on February 17, 2009, 02:24:05 PM
Anyone else here subscribe to the cult of the sleeping Dread Lord?

How much is the subscription?
Just your life.

Think I'll pass then. I'm already tied in to a years worth of NG and I hardly ever read those as it is.
The consequences of rejecting Great Cthulhu are much less rewarding. Just saying...
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Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2009, 04:45:27 PM »
Hang on, just my life? That's worthless, sign me up!
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Quote from: Baseball4Life on April 16, 2010, 09:54:41 AM
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>
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goldstein

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Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2009, 04:48:50 PM »
Quote from: Proleg on February 17, 2009, 03:56:19 PM
Quote from: goldstein on February 17, 2009, 03:39:28 PM
Quote from: Proleg on February 17, 2009, 03:29:43 PM
Quote from: goldstein on February 17, 2009, 03:29:00 PM
Quote from: Proleg on February 17, 2009, 02:24:05 PM
Anyone else here subscribe to the cult of the sleeping Dread Lord?

How much is the subscription?
Just your life.

Think I'll pass then. I'm already tied in to a years worth of NG and I hardly ever read those as it is.
The consequences of rejecting Great Cthulhu are much less rewarding. Just saying...

What are the consequences exactly?
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Proleg

Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2009, 05:09:04 PM »
Quote from: goldstein on February 17, 2009, 04:48:50 PM
What are the consequences exactly?
Great Cthulhu shall enter your dreams and drive you mad. He will toy with you and cause you unspeakable torment and suffering until your pain ceases to amuse Him and He devours your soul.
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Mykael

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Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2009, 05:10:53 PM »
Quote from: Proleg on February 17, 2009, 05:09:04 PM
Quote from: goldstein on February 17, 2009, 04:48:50 PM
What are the consequences exactly?
Great Cthulhu shall enter your dreams and drive you mad. He will toy with you and cause you unspeakable torment and suffering until your pain ceases to amuse Him and He devours your soul.
I can be pretty boring when I want to. My soul probably tastes rather bland... would he use any condiments or spices?
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goldstein

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Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2009, 05:12:02 PM »
And what happens if I choose to give my life to the great cuckoo?
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Proleg

Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2009, 05:24:47 PM »
You shall be free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside, shouting and killing and reveling in joy as only the Old Ones may instruct. Your world will flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom. Then Great Cthulhu will kill you. Such an honour is beyond comparison.
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goldstein

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Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2009, 05:28:17 PM »
Well either way I get killed by the cuckoo. Besides I have a feeling I like the kind of joy as only the Old Ones don't instruct.
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Proleg

Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2009, 05:39:47 PM »
Quote from: goldstein on February 17, 2009, 05:28:17 PM
Well either way I get killed by the cuckoo. Besides I have a feeling I like the kind of joy as only the Old Ones don't instruct.
Very well. Enjoy your raep.
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Anteater7171

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Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2009, 05:48:57 PM »
This creature is clearly inferior to the one true god Klegsczourr. I'll give my life to him, thank you very much.
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Quote from: Muphci on August 14, 2010, 05:30:41 PM
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.
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optimisticcynic

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Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2009, 05:51:14 PM »
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THE ONE AND TRUE ANSWER AND WILL SEE THE DOWNFALL OF THOSE FAKE DEMONS
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Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2009, 05:53:09 PM »
All Douglas Adams references are old, and that one is also incredibly unoriginal.
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Quote from: Baseball4Life on April 16, 2010, 09:54:41 AM
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Anteater7171

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Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2009, 05:55:13 PM »
All hale the all mighty Klegsczourr!!!
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Quote from: Muphci on August 14, 2010, 05:30:41 PM
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optimisticcynic

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Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2009, 05:56:39 PM »
Quote from: General Douchebag on February 17, 2009, 05:53:09 PM
All Douglas Adams references are old, and that one is also incredibly unoriginal.
Most of those books make more senses then most religions holy books.
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You can't outrun death forever
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Proleg

Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2009, 05:59:16 PM »
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Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2009, 06:10:09 PM »
Quote from: optimisticcynic on February 17, 2009, 05:56:39 PM
Quote from: General Douchebag on February 17, 2009, 05:53:09 PM
All Douglas Adams references are old, and that one is also incredibly unoriginal.
Most of those books make more senses then most religions holy books.

Yes. Yes they do.

Quote from: Proleg on February 17, 2009, 05:59:16 PM


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Quote from: Baseball4Life on April 16, 2010, 09:54:41 AM
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goldstein

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Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2009, 06:51:10 AM »
Quote from: Proleg on February 17, 2009, 05:39:47 PM
Quote from: goldstein on February 17, 2009, 05:28:17 PM
Well either way I get killed by the cuckoo. Besides I have a feeling I like the kind of joy as only the Old Ones don't instruct.
Very well. Enjoy your raep.

Well that's a given aparently. I'm coming to raep you first though. That's my kind of joy.
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Re: Cthulhu
« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2009, 07:20:09 AM »
Quote from: Proleg on February 17, 2009, 02:24:05 PM
Anyone else here subscribe to the cult of the sleeping Dread Lord? Great Cthulhu is the god of pure terror, chaos and amorality who sustained the Old Ones' corpse city of R'lyeh and now waits there dreaming as described in the following mantra:

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Once awakened from His slumber, the Dread Lord shall resume His reign over this world and rid it of its blasphemy. Those who worship Him and work to hasten His glorious resurrection shall be rewarded with the most merciful fate: a quick death. The rest of humanity shall be driven insane and tortured for as long as it pleases the Dread Lord (who will eventually consume their souls). The revival of Great Cthulhu and His horrifying subjects from the sunken R'lyeh is nigh; to realize Him is to realize truth. Liberate the Greatest of the Old Ones, brothers and sisters, and ye shall liberate thy selves.

C'thulhu fhtagn.

Cthulhu waits dreaming.

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