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Parsifal

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #60 on: February 19, 2009, 06:34:23 AM »
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:33:22 AM
Robo, your drunk and in no condition to give advice.

My drunk is in perfectly good condition to give advice, thanks.
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Quote from: Ævan on August 11, 2013, 01:18:20 PM
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.
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KingMan

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #61 on: February 19, 2009, 06:42:24 AM »
Quote from: Robosteve on February 19, 2009, 06:34:23 AM
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:33:22 AM
Robo, your drunk and in no condition to give advice.

My drunk is in perfectly good condition to give advice, thanks.

Just proof of what I said.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #62 on: February 19, 2009, 06:43:07 AM »
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:42:24 AM
Quote from: Robosteve on February 19, 2009, 06:34:23 AM
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:33:22 AM
Robo, your drunk and in no condition to give advice.

My drunk is in perfectly good condition to give advice, thanks.

Just proof of what I said.

He was making a point about your grammar.
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Parsifal

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #63 on: February 19, 2009, 06:45:02 AM »
Quote from: Raist on February 19, 2009, 06:43:07 AM
He was making a point about your grammar.

Or lack thereof.
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Quote from: Ævan on August 11, 2013, 01:18:20 PM
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.
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KingMan

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #64 on: February 19, 2009, 06:46:05 AM »
Quote from: Raist on February 19, 2009, 06:43:07 AM
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:42:24 AM
Quote from: Robosteve on February 19, 2009, 06:34:23 AM
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:33:22 AM
Robo, your drunk and in no condition to give advice.

My drunk is in perfectly good condition to give advice, thanks.

Just proof of what I said.

He was making a point about your grammar.
It still was horrible. I'm just too lazy to hit the " ' " key.
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Parsifal

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #65 on: February 19, 2009, 06:48:08 AM »
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:46:05 AM
It still was horrible. I'm just too lazy to hit the " ' " key.

I wish you were too lazy to hit the "Post" button.
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Quote from: Ævan on August 11, 2013, 01:18:20 PM
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #66 on: February 19, 2009, 06:54:19 AM »
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:46:05 AM
Quote from: Raist on February 19, 2009, 06:43:07 AM
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:42:24 AM
Quote from: Robosteve on February 19, 2009, 06:34:23 AM
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:33:22 AM
Robo, your drunk and in no condition to give advice.

My drunk is in perfectly good condition to give advice, thanks.

Just proof of what I said.

He was making a point about your grammar.
It still was horrible. I'm just too lazy to hit the " ' " key.
Y'our? Yo'ur? You'r? Where doth this apostrophe go, sire?
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KingMan

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #67 on: February 19, 2009, 06:54:49 AM »
Quote from: Robosteve on February 19, 2009, 06:48:08 AM
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:46:05 AM
It still was horrible. I'm just too lazy to hit the " ' " key.

I wish you were too lazy to hit the "Post" button.
Well I'm not.
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Proleg

Re: Jokes
« Reply #68 on: February 19, 2009, 07:06:06 AM »
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:54:49 AM
Quote from: Robosteve on February 19, 2009, 06:48:08 AM
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:46:05 AM
It still was horrible. I'm just too lazy to hit the " ' " key.

I wish you were too lazy to hit the "Post" button.
Well I'm not.
KingMan's opinyons must b herd! Christfaggotry has never had such a valiant defense!
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KingMan

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #69 on: February 19, 2009, 07:16:31 AM »
Quote from: Proleg on February 19, 2009, 07:06:06 AM
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:54:49 AM
Quote from: Robosteve on February 19, 2009, 06:48:08 AM
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:46:05 AM
It still was horrible. I'm just too lazy to hit the " ' " key.

I wish you were too lazy to hit the "Post" button.
Well I'm not.
KingMan's opinyons must b herd! Christfaggotry has never had such a valiant defense!
Finally, I get the recognition I deserve.
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Raist

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #70 on: February 19, 2009, 07:21:48 AM »
Quote from: Crudblud on February 19, 2009, 06:54:19 AM
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:46:05 AM
Quote from: Raist on February 19, 2009, 06:43:07 AM
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:42:24 AM
Quote from: Robosteve on February 19, 2009, 06:34:23 AM
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:33:22 AM
Robo, your drunk and in no condition to give advice.

My drunk is in perfectly good condition to give advice, thanks.

Just proof of what I said.

He was making a point about your grammar.
It still was horrible. I'm just too lazy to hit the " ' " key.
Y'our? Yo'ur? You'r? Where doth this apostrophe go, sire?

Win.
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soupnazi

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #71 on: February 19, 2009, 08:24:13 AM »
Quote from: goldstein on February 19, 2009, 01:42:00 AM
Quote from: soupnazi on February 18, 2009, 07:35:29 PM
instead of saying he was eating pizza he could say he's a vampire

A man meets a woman at a bar. he asks her if she wants to go to his car and fool around.
She says "Sorry, but I'm on my period".
The Man replies "thats okay"
So they're in his car when a police man knocks on his window and says "What are you doing?"
The Man licks his fingers and says "I'm a vampire!"




see, this version is much funnier
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Parsifal

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #72 on: February 19, 2009, 08:26:32 AM »
Quote from: soupnazi on February 19, 2009, 08:24:13 AM
see, this version is much funnier

For somebody whose name is a Seinfeld reference, your sense of humour really sucks.
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Quote from: Ævan on August 11, 2013, 01:18:20 PM
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #73 on: February 19, 2009, 08:31:37 AM »
Quote from: Crudblud on February 19, 2009, 06:54:19 AM
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:46:05 AM
Quote from: Raist on February 19, 2009, 06:43:07 AM
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:42:24 AM
Quote from: Robosteve on February 19, 2009, 06:34:23 AM
Quote from: KingMan on February 19, 2009, 06:33:22 AM
Robo, your drunk and in no condition to give advice.

My drunk is in perfectly good condition to give advice, thanks.

Just proof of what I said.

He was making a point about your grammar.
It still was horrible. I'm just too lazy to hit the " ' " key.
Y'our? Yo'ur? You'r? Where doth this apostrophe go, sire?

If that made any sense at all out of context, I'd sig it.
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No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>
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soupnazi

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #74 on: February 19, 2009, 09:42:33 AM »
Quote from: Robosteve on February 19, 2009, 08:26:32 AM
Quote from: soupnazi on February 19, 2009, 08:24:13 AM
see, this version is much funnier

For somebody whose name is a Seinfeld reference, your sense of humour really sucks.
for i a second there i thought i cared then i remembered i didnt, i feel better now
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Parsifal

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #75 on: February 19, 2009, 09:45:59 AM »
Quote from: soupnazi on February 19, 2009, 09:42:33 AM
for i a second there i thought i cared then i remembered i didnt, i feel better now

Make up your fucking mind, faggot.
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Quote from: Ævan on August 11, 2013, 01:18:20 PM
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.
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Proleg

Re: Jokes
« Reply #76 on: February 19, 2009, 09:49:21 AM »
Quote from: soupnazi on February 19, 2009, 09:42:33 AM
Quote from: Robosteve on February 19, 2009, 08:26:32 AM
Quote from: soupnazi on February 19, 2009, 08:24:13 AM
see, this version is much funnier

For somebody whose name is a Seinfeld reference, your sense of humour really sucks.
for i a second there i thought i cared then i remembered i didnt, i feel better now
You was just insulted over the internet and you don't care!? Oh, lawd!
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soupnazi

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #77 on: February 19, 2009, 09:50:30 AM »
Quote from: Robosteve on February 19, 2009, 09:45:59 AM
Quote from: soupnazi on February 19, 2009, 09:42:33 AM
for i a second there i thought i cared then i remembered i didnt, i feel better now

Make up your fucking mind, faggot.
ok but only cause you asked nicely
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soupnazi

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #78 on: February 19, 2009, 09:52:47 AM »
Quote from: Proleg on February 19, 2009, 09:49:21 AM
Quote from: soupnazi on February 19, 2009, 09:42:33 AM
Quote from: Robosteve on February 19, 2009, 08:26:32 AM
Quote from: soupnazi on February 19, 2009, 08:24:13 AM
see, this version is much funnier

For somebody whose name is a Seinfeld reference, your sense of humour really sucks.
for i a second there i thought i cared then i remembered i didnt, i feel better now
You was just insulted over the internet and you don't care!? Oh, lawd!
well since its over the internet no i dont really care, i guess i could get mad and act tough and insult him back, but acting tough on the internet is pretty gay.
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Parsifal

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #79 on: February 19, 2009, 09:54:13 AM »
Quote from: soupnazi on February 19, 2009, 09:52:47 AM
well since its over the internet no i dont really care, i guess i could get mad and act tough and insult him back, but acting tough on the internet is pretty gay.

Please provide a source which indicates a correlation between homosexuality and a tendency to act tough when using the internet.
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Quote from: Ævan on August 11, 2013, 01:18:20 PM
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.
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Proleg

Re: Jokes
« Reply #80 on: February 19, 2009, 09:56:06 AM »
Quote from: soupnazi on February 19, 2009, 09:52:47 AM
Quote from: Proleg on February 19, 2009, 09:49:21 AM
Quote from: soupnazi on February 19, 2009, 09:42:33 AM
Quote from: Robosteve on February 19, 2009, 08:26:32 AM
Quote from: soupnazi on February 19, 2009, 08:24:13 AM
see, this version is much funnier

For somebody whose name is a Seinfeld reference, your sense of humour really sucks.
for i a second there i thought i cared then i remembered i didnt, i feel better now
You was just insulted over the internet and you don't care!? Oh, lawd!
well since its over the internet no i dont really care, i guess i could get mad and act tough and insult him back, but acting tough on the internet is pretty gay.
You're insane.
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soupnazi

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #81 on: February 19, 2009, 09:59:03 AM »
Quote from: Robosteve on February 19, 2009, 09:54:13 AM
Quote from: soupnazi on February 19, 2009, 09:52:47 AM
well since its over the internet no i dont really care, i guess i could get mad and act tough and insult him back, but acting tough on the internet is pretty gay.

Please provide a source which indicates a correlation between homosexuality and a tendency to act tough when using the internet.
Robosteve
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soupnazi

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #82 on: February 19, 2009, 10:00:11 AM »
Quote from: Proleg on February 19, 2009, 09:56:06 AM
Quote from: soupnazi on February 19, 2009, 09:52:47 AM
Quote from: Proleg on February 19, 2009, 09:49:21 AM
Quote from: soupnazi on February 19, 2009, 09:42:33 AM
Quote from: Robosteve on February 19, 2009, 08:26:32 AM
Quote from: soupnazi on February 19, 2009, 08:24:13 AM
see, this version is much funnier

For somebody whose name is a Seinfeld reference, your sense of humour really sucks.
for i a second there i thought i cared then i remembered i didnt, i feel better now
You was just insulted over the internet and you don't care!? Oh, lawd!
well since its over the internet no i dont really care, i guess i could get mad and act tough and insult him back, but acting tough on the internet is pretty gay.
You're insane.
it is possible
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #83 on: February 19, 2009, 10:43:34 AM »
Quote from: soupnazi on February 19, 2009, 09:59:03 AM
Quote from: Robosteve on February 19, 2009, 09:54:13 AM
Quote from: soupnazi on February 19, 2009, 09:52:47 AM
well since its over the internet no i dont really care, i guess i could get mad and act tough and insult him back, but acting tough on the internet is pretty gay.

Please provide a source which indicates a correlation between homosexuality and a tendency to act tough when using the internet.
Robosteve

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KingMan

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #84 on: February 19, 2009, 10:46:25 AM »
a lady walks into an ice cream shop and asks the man at the counter for some chocolate ice cream. the man says "sorry ma'am, we're fresh out". the women says "ok, than just give me some chocolate ice cream please". the man replies " sorry ma'am, i just told u we're out". the woman than says "really? sigh...ok, than i'll just have some chocolate ice cream". the man by this point just stairs at her for a moment and finally replies "look lady, say 'van' as in vanilla..." the woman replies in a perky voice "ok, van!". the man then says "ok, say 'straw' as in strawberry..." the lady once again replies cheerfully "straw!". the man says "good, now say 'FUCK' as in chocolate..." the lady thinks for a moment and then remarks to the man "wait a minute, there's no 'fuck' in chocolate!". To this the man replies "THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL U!!!!!"
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #85 on: February 19, 2009, 11:51:55 AM »
A mathematician, scientist, and engineer are each asked: "Suppose we define a horse's tail to be a leg. How many legs does a horse have?" The mathematician answers "5"; the scientist "1"; and the engineer says "But you can't do that!
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Soul Eater

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #86 on: February 19, 2009, 12:38:55 PM »
Quote from: optimisticcynic on February 19, 2009, 11:51:55 AM
A mathematician, scientist, and engineer are each asked: "Suppose we define a horse's tail to be a leg. How many legs does a horse have?" The mathematician answers "5"; the scientist "1"; and the engineer says "But you can't do that!
You already posted that.  Get some new material, dammit!
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ghazwozza

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #87 on: February 19, 2009, 02:38:17 PM »
What do you call a leper in a swimming pool?

Stu
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optimisticcynic

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #88 on: February 19, 2009, 06:41:22 PM »
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.
Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. 
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #89 on: February 19, 2009, 10:23:20 PM »
what do you call a guy with fifty rabbits up his bum?
   
 Warren



whats the worst thing about fucking a cow?
 you got to jump down and run around the front everytime you want to kiss it


 
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