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grogberries

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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2009, 01:57:21 PM »
But seriously. Has anyone tried it or thought about it before. Or am I the only one?
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2009, 04:01:31 PM »
I plan to not put things out of my ass until I'm fifty and I'm forced to get a prostate exam.
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2009, 04:10:12 PM »
Quote from: grogberries on February 09, 2009, 01:57:21 PM
But seriously. Has anyone tried it or thought about it before. Or am I the only one?
Do you use a butt plug?
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2009, 04:44:29 PM »
Quote from: Proleg on February 09, 2009, 01:48:44 PM
It certainly has potential for both great good and great evil.

You forgot great justice.
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #34 on: February 09, 2009, 04:51:28 PM »
Quote from: Robosteve on February 09, 2009, 04:44:29 PM
Quote from: Proleg on February 09, 2009, 01:48:44 PM
It certainly has potential for both great good and great evil.

You forgot great justice.

You forgot to take off every zig.
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grogberries

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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #35 on: February 09, 2009, 08:17:51 PM »
Quote from: KingMan on February 09, 2009, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: grogberries on February 09, 2009, 01:57:21 PM
But seriously. Has anyone tried it or thought about it before. Or am I the only one?
Do you use a butt plug?

I currently use a device that goes up my bum. It is specially designed to contact the prostate. It is just plastic, no bells or whistles that need batteries. If you use a lot of slippery stuff (like your supposed to) it causes no discomfort whatsoever. I used to just use my middle finger. But my finger isn't long enough to get a good crack at it.
« Last Edit: February 09, 2009, 08:22:19 PM by grogberries »
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #36 on: February 09, 2009, 08:53:07 PM »
Quote from: grogberries on February 09, 2009, 08:17:51 PM
Quote from: KingMan on February 09, 2009, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: grogberries on February 09, 2009, 01:57:21 PM
But seriously. Has anyone tried it or thought about it before. Or am I the only one?
Do you use a butt plug?

I currently use a device that goes up my bum. It is specially designed to contact the prostate. It is just plastic, no bells or whistles that need batteries. If you use a lot of slippery stuff (like your supposed to) it causes no discomfort whatsoever. I used to just use my middle finger. But my finger isn't long enough to get a good crack at it.


Careful, you're on that slippery slope leading to declawed gerbils.
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #37 on: February 09, 2009, 09:02:53 PM »
What does a gerbil have to do with your prostate?
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #38 on: February 09, 2009, 09:29:54 PM »
Surely a hamster is more relevant?
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #39 on: February 09, 2009, 10:39:12 PM »
Quote from: Mythix Profit on February 09, 2009, 08:53:07 PM
Quote from: grogberries on February 09, 2009, 08:17:51 PM
Quote from: KingMan on February 09, 2009, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: grogberries on February 09, 2009, 01:57:21 PM
But seriously. Has anyone tried it or thought about it before. Or am I the only one?
Do you use a butt plug?

I currently use a device that goes up my bum. It is specially designed to contact the prostate. It is just plastic, no bells or whistles that need batteries. If you use a lot of slippery stuff (like your supposed to) it causes no discomfort whatsoever. I used to just use my middle finger. But my finger isn't long enough to get a good crack at it.


Careful, you're on that slippery slope leading to declawed gerbils.

The bum is a part of the colon which absorbs things through it's membrane. It wouldn't be sanitary. I could get strange diseases. Out of the question. I don't think hamsters are any better.
« Last Edit: February 09, 2009, 10:43:27 PM by grogberries »
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #40 on: February 09, 2009, 10:54:06 PM »
Quote from: grogberries on February 09, 2009, 10:39:12 PM
Quote from: Mythix Profit on February 09, 2009, 08:53:07 PM
Quote from: grogberries on February 09, 2009, 08:17:51 PM
Quote from: KingMan on February 09, 2009, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: grogberries on February 09, 2009, 01:57:21 PM
But seriously. Has anyone tried it or thought about it before. Or am I the only one?
Do you use a butt plug?

I currently use a device that goes up my bum. It is specially designed to contact the prostate. It is just plastic, no bells or whistles that need batteries. If you use a lot of slippery stuff (like your supposed to) it causes no discomfort whatsoever. I used to just use my middle finger. But my finger isn't long enough to get a good crack at it.


Careful, you're on that slippery slope leading to declawed gerbils.

The bum is a part of the colon which absorbs things through it's membrane. It wouldn't be sanitary. I could get strange diseases. Out of the question. I don't think hamsters are any better.

Want a real good time? Substitute peyote in place of your plastic device...
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #41 on: February 10, 2009, 12:54:03 AM »
Quote from: Hara Taiki on February 09, 2009, 10:54:06 PM
Quote from: grogberries on February 09, 2009, 10:39:12 PM
Quote from: Mythix Profit on February 09, 2009, 08:53:07 PM
Quote from: grogberries on February 09, 2009, 08:17:51 PM
Quote from: KingMan on February 09, 2009, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: grogberries on February 09, 2009, 01:57:21 PM
But seriously. Has anyone tried it or thought about it before. Or am I the only one?
Do you use a butt plug?

I currently use a device that goes up my bum. It is specially designed to contact the prostate. It is just plastic, no bells or whistles that need batteries. If you use a lot of slippery stuff (like your supposed to) it causes no discomfort whatsoever. I used to just use my middle finger. But my finger isn't long enough to get a good crack at it.


Careful, you're on that slippery slope leading to declawed gerbils.

The bum is a part of the colon which absorbs things through it's membrane. It wouldn't be sanitary. I could get strange diseases. Out of the question. I don't think hamsters are any better.

Want a real good time? Substitute peyote in place of your plastic device...

Nevermind what goes in whos' ass, where are you getting peyote?
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #42 on: February 10, 2009, 12:58:46 AM »
Quote from: Mythix Profit on February 10, 2009, 12:54:03 AM
Quote from: Hara Taiki on February 09, 2009, 10:54:06 PM
Quote from: grogberries on February 09, 2009, 10:39:12 PM
Quote from: Mythix Profit on February 09, 2009, 08:53:07 PM
Quote from: grogberries on February 09, 2009, 08:17:51 PM
Quote from: KingMan on February 09, 2009, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: grogberries on February 09, 2009, 01:57:21 PM
But seriously. Has anyone tried it or thought about it before. Or am I the only one?
Do you use a butt plug?

I currently use a device that goes up my bum. It is specially designed to contact the prostate. It is just plastic, no bells or whistles that need batteries. If you use a lot of slippery stuff (like your supposed to) it causes no discomfort whatsoever. I used to just use my middle finger. But my finger isn't long enough to get a good crack at it.


Careful, you're on that slippery slope leading to declawed gerbils.

The bum is a part of the colon which absorbs things through it's membrane. It wouldn't be sanitary. I could get strange diseases. Out of the question. I don't think hamsters are any better.

Want a real good time? Substitute peyote in place of your plastic device...

Nevermind what goes in whos' ass, where are you getting peyote?
From the ground. They tend to grow there.
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #43 on: February 10, 2009, 05:12:39 AM »
Could we get back to prostate stimulation now? I really don't want to read about illegal substances.
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