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Prostate Massage
« on: February 09, 2009, 01:13:07 PM »
I do it. It feels quite pleasant. Does anyone else participate in this activity? I think it's still considered by many to be taboo and all... but whatever, who care what they think right?

[this thread used to be in the Everything Else board, but was moved by a squeamish and closeminded mod. There is nothing nonsensical about my OP]
« Last Edit: February 09, 2009, 01:33:17 PM by grogberries »
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2009, 01:15:03 PM »
I'm down. Where do i go.  8)
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2009, 01:15:35 PM »
...words are lost on me....
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2009, 01:16:14 PM »
There are plenty of people who practice your lifestyle choice. Kindly do not force it on the rest of us.
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2009, 01:18:36 PM »
Quote from: Moonlit on February 09, 2009, 01:15:35 PM
...words are lost on me....
Saying I love you
Is not the words I want to hear from you
Its not that I want you
Not to say, but if you only knew
How easy it would be to show me how you feel
More than words is all you have to do to make it real
Then you wouldnt have to say that you love me
Cos Id already know

What would you do if my heart was torn in two
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say if I took those words away
Then you couldnt make things new
Just by saying I love you

More than words

Now Ive tried to talk to you and make you understand
All you have to do is close your eyes
And just reach out your hands and touch me
Hold me close dont ever let me go
More than words is all I ever needed you to show
Then you wouldnt have to say that you love me
Cos Id already know

What would you do if my heart was torn in two
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say if I took those words away
Then you couldnt make things new
Just by saying I love you
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Proleg

Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2009, 01:19:44 PM »
I finally understand the "I am large! I contain multitudes!" personal text...
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2009, 01:20:17 PM »
Quote from: Proleg on February 09, 2009, 01:19:44 PM
I finally understand the "I am large! I contain multitudes!" personal text...
I lol'd.
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2009, 01:21:42 PM »
1. I am not putting anything forcefully up your butt, relax.
2. It used to be out of bounds for me too. This is until unfortunate circumstances led me to have a prostate exam. I realized then it wasn't so bad. And even after a while of doing it, I am still not gay. It's for everyone, except females who do their own things.
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2009, 01:22:18 PM »
I am actually 100% serious here.
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2009, 01:22:53 PM »
I am not. But if any fine young ladies wanna milk my prostate, lets talk. I got enough Tequila to comfy my bum up.
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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2009, 01:23:59 PM »
Are you suggesting that gays do it because it feels good?!? Hooda thunk it?
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2009, 01:24:16 PM »
Why was this moved to the complete nonsense board?
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2009, 01:25:06 PM »
Quote from: Proleg on February 09, 2009, 01:23:59 PM
Are you suggesting that gays do it because it feels good?!? Hooda thunk it?
Not only gays but......wait....why am I having this conversation.  :-\
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2009, 01:25:36 PM »
Quote from: Proleg on February 09, 2009, 01:23:59 PM
Are you suggesting that gays do it because it feels good?!? Hooda thunk it?
wehn i take giant shits it massages my prostate. Thats why i take giant shits.
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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2009, 01:25:45 PM »
Quote from: Proleg on February 09, 2009, 01:23:59 PM
Are you suggesting that gays do it because it feels good?!? Hooda thunk it?

I am suggesting most people would assume only people who do it are gay.
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« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2009, 01:26:35 PM »
If shoving stuff up your ass feels good and makes you not gay, i plan on becoming the not gayest person on TFES.
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2009, 01:26:43 PM »
Quote from: theonlydann on February 09, 2009, 01:25:36 PM
Quote from: Proleg on February 09, 2009, 01:23:59 PM
Are you suggesting that gays do it because it feels good?!? Hooda thunk it?
wehn i take giant shits it massages my prostate. Thats why i take giant shits.

Haha, that actually kind of happens. It makes me giggle when it does.
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2009, 01:28:07 PM »
Quote from: theonlydann on February 09, 2009, 01:26:35 PM
If shoving stuff up your ass feels good and makes you not gay, i plan on becoming the not gayest person on TFES.

You don't even need to put things up the poop shoot to stimulate the prostate. You can apply firm pressure to your perineum and you will get a mild massage.
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« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2009, 01:29:42 PM »
This is already both the best and worst thread in the entire history of FES.
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2009, 01:30:07 PM »
Quote from: grogberries on February 09, 2009, 01:28:07 PM
Quote from: theonlydann on February 09, 2009, 01:26:35 PM
If shoving stuff up your ass feels good and makes you not gay, i plan on becoming the not gayest person on TFES.

You don't even need to put things up the poop shoot to stimulate the prostate. You can apply firm pressure to your perineum and you will get a mild massage.
I already know all this, as i am almost completely uninhibited with teh wimminz.
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2009, 01:38:24 PM »
Who ever moved my post, could you please PM me. I am rather surprised it was moved.
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2009, 01:43:10 PM »
Quote from: grogberries on February 09, 2009, 01:38:24 PM
Who ever moved my post, could you please PM me. I am rather surprised it was moved.
It surprises me that you are surprised. 
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« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2009, 01:44:59 PM »
I'm not surprised people are not enthusiastic about it. But I am surprised because it's a perfectly serious post. It shouldn't be here. The mod who moved it is making the decision that it is something 'unclean' for the whole forum and not letting people make up their minds.
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« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2009, 01:45:37 PM »
Sorry. I kind of spammed it. Probably my fault.
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« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2009, 01:45:46 PM »
My last prostate massage was very surprising, in that I did not expect nor consent to it.
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2009, 01:46:06 PM »
You don't see other people posting about how much they enjoy blow jobs in Everything Else.  It doesn't belong there.  This thread was moved because it doesn't belong there either.
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Re: Prostate Massage
« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2009, 01:47:35 PM »
I'll leave it here, as long as it's clean and on topic. If it gets spammed or becomes pornographic (yes, text can be considered as pornography), it will be moved or deleted and the offenders warned.
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« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2009, 01:48:44 PM »
It certainly has potential for both great good and great evil.
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« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2009, 01:49:48 PM »
Meh, I disagree with the decision but hey, maybe there is potential for a serious thread here......
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« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2009, 01:50:13 PM »
Quote from: Hara Taiki on February 09, 2009, 01:47:35 PM
I'll leave it here, as long as it's clean and on topic. If it gets spammed or becomes pornographic (yes, text can be considered as pornography), it will be moved or deleted and the offenders warned.

You are wise Hara Taiki! Much thanks.
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