Worst personal foul of the NFL season?

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Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #150 on: February 07, 2009, 07:01:24 PM »
By not adding something i am adding nothing

You realize that with that post, you didn't add anything to the conversation at hand.
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Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #151 on: February 07, 2009, 07:06:12 PM »
By not adding something i am adding nothing

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Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #152 on: February 07, 2009, 07:10:56 PM »
By not adding something i am adding nothing

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SHP, please tell me that is a joke.

It is a joke.
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Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #153 on: February 07, 2009, 08:19:09 PM »
By not adding something i am adding nothing

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SHP, please tell me that is a joke.

It is a joke.

Good, because you actually scared me for a second there.
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Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #154 on: February 07, 2009, 08:23:47 PM »
If size truthfully didn't matter, boxers wouldn't have weight classes, neither would wrestlers. Size is a pretty relevant factor in any fight, because it gives one guy a lot more strength.
Right, because they can put more force behind their punch.

Quoted because this is relevant to the thread.

Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #155 on: February 07, 2009, 08:24:55 PM »
If size truthfully didn't matter, boxers wouldn't have weight classes, neither would wrestlers. Size is a pretty relevant factor in any fight, because it gives one guy a lot more strength.
Right, because they can put more force behind their punch.

Quoted because this is relevant to the thread.
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Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #156 on: February 07, 2009, 09:07:34 PM »
And 60% of the time it works every time.
Why justify an illegitimate attack with a legitimate response?

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Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #157 on: February 07, 2009, 09:09:33 PM »
And 60% of the time it works every time.

What smells like gasoline?

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Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #158 on: February 07, 2009, 09:11:05 PM »
It smells like Bigfoot's dick.
Why justify an illegitimate attack with a legitimate response?

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Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #159 on: February 08, 2009, 11:15:14 AM »
If size truthfully didn't matter, boxers wouldn't have weight classes, neither would wrestlers. Size is a pretty relevant factor in any fight, because it gives one guy a lot more strength.
Right, because they can put more force behind their punch.

Thank you John Madden.
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Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #160 on: February 08, 2009, 03:28:19 PM »
If size truthfully didn't matter, boxers wouldn't have weight classes, neither would wrestlers. Size is a pretty relevant factor in any fight, because it gives one guy a lot more strength.
Right, because they can put more force behind their punch.

Thank you John Madden.
lawl

In this context, Strength is a power to mass ratio modified by relative velocity, momentum and torque to which efficacy is mostly governed by application and accuracy of placement.

In context of a "street fight":
A single straight punch to the face may break your nose, while a rear spinning, ulnar-side, hammer blow to the body can put a floating rib into a lung or burst a kidney. 

In my posted example: he stepped foreward to swing at me with his fist whilest I merely leaned obliquely back and away, transferring momentum from torso to leg and delivered compund force via my foot directly to his already over-strssed knee.
His attempted blow missed me by at least a 2' margin and I was already completely out of the way as he came crashing down under his own weight and momentum. 

So; while very personal, this was not a "foul" and really had little to do with the NFL. ;)

Ain't practically applied physics grand?  8)

BTW: Should I be "officially" sanctioned for fighting above my weight-class? ;D

 
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Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #161 on: February 08, 2009, 03:31:13 PM »
Fighting above your weight class is allowed. And breaking someones knee who leads with a huge reach in punch is hardly a fair fight. He is way too dependent on his size.

You can't represent an entire division of people by the way people who don't know how to fight fight.

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Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #162 on: February 08, 2009, 03:31:27 PM »
Have you seen the Ninjitsu fight science episode?  The guy's hammer blow applied more force than a major league baseball player's bat swing.  Fucking impressive.
Why justify an illegitimate attack with a legitimate response?

Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #163 on: February 08, 2009, 04:15:41 PM »
Fighting above your weight class is allowed. And breaking someones knee who leads with a huge reach in punch is hardly a fair fight. He is way too dependent on his size.

Yeah. I was being snarky on that point.

You can't represent an entire division of people by the way people who don't know how to fight fight.

Good catch. I should have qualified with "In my experience, most big guys, etc", as I have seen some who are very savvy.

BTW: lest y'all think otherwise, I am generally a pacifist and will always seek an amenable solution to any tense situation, unless and until provoked beyond the bounds of diplomacy by the other party.

Also, I felt remorseful then and now. Both parties were drunk and I reacted on instinct way too fast to deliver a less nasty blow. For all I know, he may have been crippled for Life. :'(

On a positive note:That incident did help me swear off of tequila and being a Marine.
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Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #164 on: February 08, 2009, 04:21:00 PM »
I just carry a gun. That way I know what happens to them.

Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #165 on: February 08, 2009, 04:31:06 PM »
I'm also an excellent shot. So, I don't own or carry fire arms.

However; I fully support the right to arm bears.
 
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Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #166 on: February 08, 2009, 04:32:28 PM »
I'm also an excellent shot. So, I don't own or carry fire arms.

However; I fully support the right to arm bears.
 

But what happens when they start burning our women and raping our churches?

Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #167 on: February 08, 2009, 04:35:20 PM »
I'm also an excellent shot. So, I don't own or carry fire arms.

However; I fully support the right to arm bears.
 

But what happens when they start burning our women and raping our churches?

Kill 'em and grill 'em, like uncle Ted sez. Mmmmmm.... tasty bear burgers, yum!
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Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #168 on: February 08, 2009, 04:40:31 PM »
I'm also an excellent shot. So, I don't own or carry fire arms.

However; I fully support the right to arm bears.
 

But what happens when they start burning our women and raping our churches?

Kill 'em and grill 'em, like uncle Ted sez. Mmmmmm.... tasty bear burgers, yum!

I prefer the less strong taste of deer, and increased bears with guns will mean less deer. This situation sucks.

Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #169 on: February 08, 2009, 04:46:54 PM »
I'm also an excellent shot. So, I don't own or carry fire arms.

However; I fully support the right to arm bears.
 

But what happens when they start burning our women and raping our churches?

Kill 'em and grill 'em, like uncle Ted sez. Mmmmmm.... tasty bear burgers, yum!

I prefer the less strong taste of deer, and increased bears with guns will mean less deer. This situation sucks.

I agree on the taste factor, but, those bears may prefer moose or elk and will also likely cull many of the human hunters too and "voila": more venison for us again. I love the "balance" of nature.
 believe that; the Earth is flat until such time as I stand within the Space Station and personally see that it is a Globe.
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Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #170 on: February 08, 2009, 05:10:33 PM »
I'm also an excellent shot. So, I don't own or carry fire arms.

However; I fully support the right to arm bears.
 

But what happens when they start burning our women and raping our churches?

Kill 'em and grill 'em, like uncle Ted sez. Mmmmmm.... tasty bear burgers, yum!

I prefer the less strong taste of deer, and increased bears with guns will mean less deer. This situation sucks.

I agree on the taste factor, but, those bears may prefer moose or elk and will also likely cull many of the human hunters too and "voila": more venison for us again. I love the "balance" of nature.

Where I live their only food source is really deer. And if they kill the hunter i get venison from i'm screwed.

Re: Worst personal foul of the NFL season?
« Reply #171 on: February 08, 2009, 05:29:50 PM »
I'm also an excellent shot. So, I don't own or carry fire arms.

However; I fully support the right to arm bears.
 

But what happens when they start burning our women and raping our churches?

Kill 'em and grill 'em, like uncle Ted sez. Mmmmmm.... tasty bear burgers, yum!

I prefer the less strong taste of deer, and increased bears with guns will mean less deer. This situation sucks.

I agree on the taste factor, but, those bears may prefer moose or elk and will also likely cull many of the human hunters too and "voila": more venison for us again. I love the "balance" of nature.

Where I live their only food source is really deer. And if they kill the hunter i get venison from i'm screwed.

In that case; form a neutral allienc with both sides to keep the Bambi steaks coming. I'm envious of your supply  either way as the only local game are bighorn and I think they are protected as a State critter.

Oh well, gotta go. 
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