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Jack1704

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sky dive
« on: May 12, 2011, 08:52:56 AM »
my wife is doing one for charity. So ladies i could be back on the market as of the beginning of June
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Wendy

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Re: sky dive
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2011, 08:55:19 AM »
Nobody cares. Poor Jack.
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Quote from: Wendy on December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 PM
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.
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Jack1704

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Re: sky dive
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2011, 09:02:04 AM »
do you care?
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Wendy

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Re: sky dive
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2011, 09:06:54 AM »
About your relationship status as an opportunity for a partner? No.
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Quote from: Wendy on December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 PM
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.
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Re: sky dive
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2011, 09:08:52 AM »
Quote from: Jack1704 on May 12, 2011, 08:52:56 AM
my wife is doing one for charity. So ladies i could be back on the market as of the beginning of June

Don't get your hopes up. I survived.
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Jack1704

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Re: sky dive
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2011, 09:10:13 AM »
the fact my wife may die
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CheesusCrust

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Re: sky dive
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2011, 09:12:28 AM »
You can start to pre-order a new woman now.
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Cheesus is so wise I sometimes think he's my alt.
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CheesusCrust is wise.
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Jack1704

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Re: sky dive
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2011, 09:15:26 AM »
but then im screwed if she does survive
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monkeybradders

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« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2011, 09:16:51 AM »
You should get out and find a new lady now. You wouldn't sell your car without having a new one ready to drive. Your wife will understand this analogy
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Re: sky dive
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2011, 09:20:21 AM »
Yes, it's simple enough for a woman to understand as well
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Jack1704

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Re: sky dive
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2011, 09:21:16 AM »
just used that to my wife, mother in law and sister in law. Almost got my cock cut off
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monkeybradders

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Re: sky dive
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2011, 09:27:39 AM »
hhhmmm you must have said it wrong
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Re: sky dive
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2011, 10:03:45 AM »
Quote from: Jack1704 on May 12, 2011, 08:52:56 AM
my wife is doing one for charity. So ladies i could be back on the market as of the beginning of June

Show her this post.
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Jack1704

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Re: sky dive
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2011, 10:30:30 AM »
i told about it. Its not ended well
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Re: sky dive
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2011, 10:40:03 AM »
Quote from: Jack1704 on May 12, 2011, 10:30:30 AM
i told about it. Its not ended well

She push you from plane?
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Jack1704

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Re: sky dive
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2011, 10:41:49 AM »
worse
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Re: sky dive
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2011, 10:45:04 AM »
She push you from plane in sky?
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Jack1704

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Re: sky dive
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2011, 10:48:33 AM »
yeah. It was moving as well x
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Crustinator

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Re: sky dive
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2011, 10:49:15 AM »
That worst kind of push from plane
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Jack1704

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Re: sky dive
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2011, 11:03:37 AM »
i could have done with a static plane surrounded by sponge
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CheesusCrust

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Re: sky dive
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2011, 11:17:43 AM »
Quote from: Jack1704 on May 12, 2011, 10:30:30 AM
i told about it. Its not ended well

You must be doing it wrong. Tell her that life is tough and you make tough decisions like this, she'll understand.
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Quote from: PizzaPlanet on May 10, 2011, 08:24:12 PM
Cheesus is so wise I sometimes think he's my alt.
Quote from: Nomad on May 15, 2011, 10:01:47 AM
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Jack1704

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Re: sky dive
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2011, 11:21:08 AM »
i clearly am. Or she is being unreasonable
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monkeybradders

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Re: sky dive
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2011, 03:30:53 PM »
Quote from: Jack1704 on May 12, 2011, 11:21:08 AM
she is being unreasonable

I agree, and selfish to boot
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Re: sky dive
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2011, 03:34:16 PM »
My Uncle is almost 70 and he does it all the time.
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Re: sky dive
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2011, 03:14:28 AM »
Quote from: Fortuna on May 12, 2011, 03:34:16 PM
My Uncle is almost 70 and he does it all the time.

skydive or test drive potential domestic life partners?
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Re: sky dive
« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2011, 04:48:34 AM »
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Jack1704

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Re: sky dive
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2011, 11:57:49 AM »
You know us brummies.
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Re: sky dive
« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2011, 01:20:49 PM »
Quote from: Jack1704 on May 13, 2011, 11:57:49 AM
You know us brummies.

surely you mean.........bummies






i'll get me coat
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Re: sky dive
« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2011, 10:11:07 PM »
Quote from: monkeybradders on May 13, 2011, 03:14:28 AM
Quote from: Fortuna on May 12, 2011, 03:34:16 PM
My Uncle is almost 70 and he does it all the time.

skydive or test drive potential domestic life partners?

Both
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Jack1704

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Re: sky dive
« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2011, 02:57:30 AM »
Quote from: monkeybradders on May 13, 2011, 01:20:49 PM
Quote from: Jack1704 on May 13, 2011, 11:57:49 AM
You know us brummies.

surely you mean.........bummies






i'll get me coat
Da dumtsch, tip your waitress.
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