My father's side of the family is really religious

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Raist

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Re: My father's side of the family is really religious
« Reply #30 on: December 30, 2008, 10:04:21 PM »
You mean psalms?

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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: My father's side of the family is really religious
« Reply #31 on: December 31, 2008, 02:07:16 AM »
No not Psalms. Song of Songs or Songs of Soloman as its sometimes known
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Re: My father's side of the family is really religious
« Reply #32 on: December 31, 2008, 07:35:27 AM »
Basically, it's a man worshipping his lover's body.  You should read it sometime.  Short and sweet.
You think that a photograph is indisputable evidence?  Would you like me to show you a photograph of Barack Obama having sex with a gorilla?

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Raist

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Re: My father's side of the family is really religious
« Reply #33 on: December 31, 2008, 10:25:26 AM »
I was tired. I think I know what you are talking about.

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Re: My father's side of the family is really religious
« Reply #34 on: December 31, 2008, 12:38:39 PM »
A recent email (I get these all the time):

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I hope you and Allie have a White Christmas!  I will miss you, and I am thinking of you!  I will be praying for you on Dec. 29.  Do you know what time your surgery is scheduled for! also  Sunday's message at church compared Matthew and Luke's version of the birth of Jesus!  Pastor Datha also told us when you study the history and the customs of the time, it makes the Bible come alive.  Did you know that the three wise men had been following the star for two years and the baby Jesus was about two years old when they got there!  The gifts were very significant:  Gold was the traditional gift for a King, frankincense was the gift for a priest, and myrrh was the gift for a burial.  Mary and Joseph were very poor, so the gold also helped finance their escape to Egypt where they stay until Herod died, and it was safe to return.  The book of Psalm was written by David 1000 years before Christ, and the book of Isaiah was written 750 years before Christ, yet in Psalms 22 and Isaiah 53 it describes his birth and crucifixion in great detail.  It is amazing how God had every detail planned out long before it actually happen.   He also has a glorious life planned out for us too if we just trust in him!  He will take you beyond your wildest dreams if you will glorify him in what ever you decide to do!  Lift him up in praise, worship him, spend time with him, and share the reason for the season and the message of Christmas with someone you care about.
I love you!

:o Good God...
This Guy was praying for help from God to help you and you badmouth him on a public forum? You are a douchebag.
I hate myself for coming here

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Re: My father's side of the family is really religious
« Reply #35 on: December 31, 2008, 02:03:13 PM »
And you are still a brainwashed fool.

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Re: My father's side of the family is really religious
« Reply #36 on: December 31, 2008, 04:50:51 PM »
Can you ban him until he at least finds a more interesting religion to troll about?
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Re: My father's side of the family is really religious
« Reply #37 on: December 31, 2008, 04:59:55 PM »
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He will take you beyond your wildest dreams if you will glorify him in what ever you decide to do!

I must say, that sounds awefully gay.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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KingMan

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Re: My father's side of the family is really religious
« Reply #38 on: January 03, 2009, 01:37:26 PM »
Can you ban him until he at least finds a more interesting religion to troll about?
STFU you troll too
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General Douchebag

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Re: My father's side of the family is really religious
« Reply #39 on: January 03, 2009, 01:58:39 PM »
I troll you, so it's anti-trolling. You should worship me.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Raist

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Re: My father's side of the family is really religious
« Reply #40 on: January 03, 2009, 02:00:58 PM »
I troll you, so it's anti-trolling. You should worship me.

I'll ban you both for being troll bait. Happy?

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KingMan

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Re: My father's side of the family is really religious
« Reply #41 on: January 03, 2009, 02:02:09 PM »
I troll you, so it's anti-trolling. You should worship me.
It is still trolling.
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Dead Kangaroo

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Re: My father's side of the family is really religious
« Reply #42 on: January 05, 2009, 01:44:05 AM »
I troll you, so it's anti-trolling. You should worship me.
It is still trolling.
If you find that someone is trolling, do not complain publicly, take it PMs discreetly.

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Parsifal

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Re: My father's side of the family is really religious
« Reply #43 on: January 07, 2009, 10:06:47 AM »
If you find that someone is trolling, do not complain publicly, take it PMs discreetly.

And what do we do if we find that someone is using terrible grammar?
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Moonlit

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Re: My father's side of the family is really religious
« Reply #44 on: January 07, 2009, 10:09:02 AM »
Report it to this guy.

You think that a photograph is indisputable evidence?  Would you like me to show you a photograph of Barack Obama having sex with a gorilla?

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Raist

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Re: My father's side of the family is really religious
« Reply #45 on: January 07, 2009, 11:05:15 AM »
If you find that someone is trolling, do not complain publicly, take it PMs discreetly.

And what do we do if we find that someone is using terrible grammar?

Unplug your router.