Apparently, having an illegitimate child which was only conceived as an accident is a fun and joyous experience. I know, because Althy said so. We should forcefully impregnate all teenage girls, so they can share the fun of caring for an unwanted, unexpected little bundle of joy with a paycheck from McD's, and of course, child support from the unsuspecting father, who skipped town when he found out, since abortion was outlawed. After all, abortion is murder, so every alternative must be the opposite, which means it's good.