did that sound like gibberish or is that just me?
It is not gibberish. It is actual information based on actual science. Just because something sounds simple, does not mean it is correct. And, just because you understand something does not make it correct.
The biggest problem that I have seen on this site is due to not actually understanding the science behind the claims that are being made. People seem to feel free in invoking Quantum Mechanics, or Holograms, or any other catch phrase without actually understanding what they are invoking in an attempt to explain the shortcomings of FET (and they are short comings or they wouldn't need explaining).
Just because someone says that "light bends due to quantum mechanical effect" does not make it so. If they make that claim they ahve to support that claim, not by saying that FE needs bendy light so therefore light must bend (that is circular arguments and is a logical fallacy - ie false reasoning).
Just because someone claims that Satellites are explained by "Holograms", then they must show how Holograms can actually produce the effect that they say it can. The thing is, you can't "project" a hologram into the sky from a ground based station.
It is physically impossible.
You could project a hologram from a sky based projector, but then you would need the sky based projector to move exactly like the Satellite would. If you can place a projector so that it moves exactly like a satellite, wouldn't that projector then be a satellite? So why would you need to fake the satellite if you already can build satellites?
If you learn a bit about how Holograms work, it is actually quite obvious why "Johannes Kepler's" Hologram projector explanation of satellites fails.
You can actually buy real holograms from most toy shops. You can experiment with these and you can see that you can't view the hologram without actually looking at the surface (it is a film, just like photographic film and you can make holograms with actual photographic film, you don't need any special materials besides a laser - and you can get them easily enough anyway now days) that the hologram is stored on.
It is even possible to make holograms using some Laser Pointer lasers (some don't work due to the lack of frequency stabilisation of the circuits, but you can get them). A quick search on the net will revel many different techniques on how to make holograms (even with laser pointers). It will help if you know a bit about optics, lasers and photography but these aren't essential if you can follow instructions. And if you can get (or make) a sand table (a wide/long/flat box of sand on a table) it helps to keep everything vibration free.
I will stress again, when making holograms you need to keep it vibration free as any vibration can ruin the hologram, even the vibration caused by the sound of people talking can be enough.