I am not fat. And no you did not answer, but you made a valiant attempt. Obviously the earth is flat so even by attempting to answer you only show me the way to hell, and I curb my sandle and say - no. No I will not take the path of darkness.
Moving on, you state that a perfectly even surface that is not curved but EVEN is curved because of the magical round-earth and its curving powers. This, by all human standards, is ridiculous. Therefore you have failed to answer, and this has been recorded and it is unlikely you shall ever see the gates of heaven.
-ujb.