Bohemian Altsody

Kinda slow around here, eh, guys?

Yeah.

If Zhong were here, I'm sure he'd agree.

mmmm

u guys sound hawt!

a/s/l?

Yes, we very much need more alt.

Yes, we very much need more alt.

GTFO

Yes, we very much need more alt.

Hahahaha.

Best thread evar!!!

I should make an alt.

I should make an alt.

But you're already my alt.

Quote from: Sir_Drainsalot on October 24, 2008, 05:28:34 AM

I should make an alt.

But you're already my alt.

Is there a law which prevents alts from having alts?

Quote from: Osama  bin Laden on October 24, 2008, 05:32:56 AM

Quote from: Sir_Drainsalot on October 24, 2008, 05:28:34 AM

I should make an alt.

But you're already my alt.

Is there a law which prevents alts from having alts?

I guess not. But then any alts you make would also be my alts.

I guess not. But then any alts you make would also be my alts.

According to section 4 of the FES alt account act (2005), a subsidiary alt is allowed to create up to 3 alts of their own. These, as shown in paragraph B, are not the intellectual property of the master alt.

According to section 4 of the FES alt account act (2005), a subsidiary alt is allowed to create up to 3 alts of their own. These, as shown in paragraph B, are not the intellectual property of the master alt.

Whose intellectual property are they, then? The alt isn't a real person, it's a creation of the master alt.

I didnt write the law, I just enforce it.

Are you lot still wasting your time here?  You do realize that I've emailed the administrator of this domain and offered him 1000 Euros for this URL and exclusive Admin status, right?  Soon, I will delete all but the most creative, and all the loser, wanna-be intellectual wankers will have to go back to 4chan.

Has it sunk in yet?  How you only have a certain number of days on the planet, and you're wasting yours here?  Where's my 30,000 post penguin?  He/she is the worst of you.

Are you lot still wasting your time here?  You do realize that I've emailed the administrator of this domain and offered him 1000 Euros for this URL and exclusive Admin status, right?  Soon, I will delete all but the most creative, and all the loser, wanna-be intellectual wankers will have to go back to 4chan.

Has it sunk in yet?  How you only have a certain number of days on the planet, and you're wasting yours here?  Where's my 30,000 post penguin?  He/she is the worst of you.

tl;dr

Quote from: torqueoversteer on October 24, 2008, 07:51:43 AM

Are you lot still wasting your time here?  You do realize that I've emailed the administrator of this domain and offered him 1000 Euros for this URL and exclusive Admin status, right?  Soon, I will delete all but the most creative, and all the loser, wanna-be intellectual wankers will have to go back to 4chan.

Has it sunk in yet?  How you only have a certain number of days on the planet, and you're wasting yours here?  Where's my 30,000 post penguin?  He/she is the worst of you.

tl;dr

Yes, we all know you can't read, Osama.  Just stop posting, you'll be the first to be banned!

Quote from: Osama  bin Laden on October 24, 2008, 07:59:49 AM

Quote from: torqueoversteer on October 24, 2008, 07:51:43 AM

Are you lot still wasting your time here?  You do realize that I've emailed the administrator of this domain and offered him 1000 Euros for this URL and exclusive Admin status, right?  Soon, I will delete all but the most creative, and all the loser, wanna-be intellectual wankers will have to go back to 4chan.

Has it sunk in yet?  How you only have a certain number of days on the planet, and you're wasting yours here?  Where's my 30,000 post penguin?  He/she is the worst of you.

tl;dr

Yes, we all know you can't read, Osama.  Just stop posting, you'll be the first to be banned!

I'd like to make a suggestion, if I may. Fuck off.

Quote from: torqueoversteer on October 24, 2008, 08:02:55 AM

Quote from: Osama  bin Laden on October 24, 2008, 07:59:49 AM

Quote from: torqueoversteer on October 24, 2008, 07:51:43 AM

Are you lot still wasting your time here?  You do realize that I've emailed the administrator of this domain and offered him 1000 Euros for this URL and exclusive Admin status, right?  Soon, I will delete all but the most creative, and all the loser, wanna-be intellectual wankers will have to go back to 4chan.

Has it sunk in yet?  How you only have a certain number of days on the planet, and you're wasting yours here?  Where's my 30,000 post penguin?  He/she is the worst of you.

tl;dr

Yes, we all know you can't read, Osama.  Just stop posting, you'll be the first to be banned!

I'd like to make a suggestion, if I may. Fuck off.

Oh, profanity now!  That will be outlawed soon.  This will be a clean forum, free from degenerates and cuss words, and graphic imagery of any kind.  It will be a proper intellectual debate site with grown-ups.  You all will have to go back to your social studies homework and cartoon watching.

Oh, profanity now!  That will be outlawed soon.  This will be a clean forum, free from degenerates and cuss words, and graphic imagery of any kind.  It will be a proper intellectual debate site with grown-ups.  You all will have to go back to your social studies homework and cartoon watching.

I don't think so.

Quote from: torqueoversteer on October 24, 2008, 08:19:24 AM

Oh, profanity now!  That will be outlawed soon.  This will be a clean forum, free from degenerates and cuss words, and graphic imagery of any kind.  It will be a proper intellectual debate site with grown-ups.  You all will have to go back to your social studies homework and cartoon watching.

I don't think.

Fixed.  You can try and deny it all you want, but I will own all of this soon.  If the owner of the domain won't accept my offer, I'll raise it.  See, grown-ups have jobs, which means I have money.  I will save the internet from this cancer, and once I have turned it into a proper, profitable debate forum with ads and real discussion, I will buy the 4chan domain, and then one disgusting, profane board after the next until they all are clean and they all are entertaining.

Quote from: Osama  bin Laden on October 24, 2008, 08:21:24 AM

Quote from: torqueoversteer on October 24, 2008, 08:19:24 AM

Oh, profanity now!  That will be outlawed soon.  This will be a clean forum, free from degenerates and cuss words, and graphic imagery of any kind.  It will be a proper intellectual debate site with grown-ups.  You all will have to go back to your social studies homework and cartoon watching.

I don't think.

Fixed.  You can try and deny it all you want, but I will own all of this soon.  If the owner of the domain won't accept my offer, I'll raise it.  See, grown-ups have jobs, which means I have money.  I will save the internet from this cancer, and once I have turned it into a proper, profitable debate forum with ads and real discussion, I will buy the 4chan domain, and then one disgusting, profane board after the next until they all are clean and they all are entertaining.

Oh, I get it. You're a capitalist who is against freedom of speech. Well, some of us are above corruption, and I'm pretty sure Daniel is one of them.

Quote from: Osama  bin Laden on October 24, 2008, 08:21:24 AM

Quote from: torqueoversteer on October 24, 2008, 08:19:24 AM

Oh, profanity now!  That will be outlawed soon.  This will be a clean forum, free from degenerates and cuss words, and graphic imagery of any kind.  It will be a proper intellectual debate site with grown-ups.  You all will have to go back to your social studies homework and cartoon watching.

I don't think.

Fixed.  You can try and deny it all you want, but I will own all of this soon.  If the owner of the domain won't accept my offer, I'll raise it.  See, grown-ups have jobs, which means I have money.  I will save the internet from this cancer, and once I have turned it into a proper, profitable debate forum with ads and real discussion, I will buy the 4chan domain, and then one disgusting, profane board after the next until they all are clean and they all are entertaining.

Fail troll/alt fails to amuse.

Quote from: torqueoversteer on October 24, 2008, 08:28:41 AM

Quote from: Osama  bin Laden on October 24, 2008, 08:21:24 AM

Quote from: torqueoversteer on October 24, 2008, 08:19:24 AM

Oh, profanity now!  That will be outlawed soon.  This will be a clean forum, free from degenerates and cuss words, and graphic imagery of any kind.  It will be a proper intellectual debate site with grown-ups.  You all will have to go back to your social studies homework and cartoon watching.

I don't think.

Fixed.  You can try and deny it all you want, but I will own all of this soon.  If the owner of the domain won't accept my offer, I'll raise it.  See, grown-ups have jobs, which means I have money.  I will save the internet from this cancer, and once I have turned it into a proper, profitable debate forum with ads and real discussion, I will buy the 4chan domain, and then one disgusting, profane board after the next until they all are clean and they all are entertaining.

Oh, I get it. You're a capitalist who is against freedom of speech. Well, some of us are above corruption, and I'm pretty sure Daniel is one of them.

Well, look who learned how to read more than six words at a time!

Above corruption.  Hah!  You are corruption.  You pollute the internet with your lame debate techniques and profanity.  Read what you posted there, you can't even form a cogent thought!  You have squandered an opportunity here, and I will set things right.  This will become a proper message board soon, and most of this ridiculous content will be deleted.

You never were able to justify the existence of this place - why do you think you need to exist, anyway?  Do you think people really don't get the point?  Do you think it's clever to make people read crap for hours just trying to figure out if there are any flatworlders here?

Well, look who learned how to read more than six words at a time!

Above corruption.  Hah!  You are corruption.  You pollute the internet with your lame debate techniques and profanity.  Read what you posted there, you can't even form a cogent thought!  You have squandered an opportunity here, and I will set things right.  This will become a proper message board soon, and most of this ridiculous content will be deleted.

You never were able to justify the existence of this place - why do you think you need to exist, anyway?  Do you think people really don't get the point?  Do you think it's clever to make people read crap for hours just trying to figure out if there are any flatworlders here?

I don't remember ever making anybody read anything. People come to this website by choice, as you have. They're free to leave at any time, and so are you.

Quote from: torqueoversteer on October 24, 2008, 08:46:22 AM

Well, look who learned how to read more than six words at a time!

Above corruption.  Hah!  You are corruption.  You pollute the internet with your lame debate techniques and profanity.  Read what you posted there, you can't even form a cogent thought!  You have squandered an opportunity here, and I will set things right.  This will become a proper message board soon, and most of this ridiculous content will be deleted.

You never were able to justify the existence of this place - why do you think you need to exist, anyway?  Do you think people really don't get the point?  Do you think it's clever to make people read crap for hours just trying to figure out if there are any flatworlders here?

I don't remember ever making anybody read anything. People come to this website by choice, as you have. They're free to leave at any time, and so are you.

Leave?  I told you, I'm buying the joint!  I guess the owner's name is Daniel, he just agreed on a price of 1250 Euros.  As soon as he transfers the domain to the escrow company, I'll pay him, this will all be mine!

Soon, there will be kindhearted mods helping new people get oriented, and intellectual discussions on new thought experiments to stimulate critical thinking around the world.

Leave?  I told you, I'm buying the joint!  I guess the owner's name is Daniel, he just agreed on a price of 1250 Euros.  As soon as he transfers the domain to the escrow company, I'll pay him, this will all be mine!

Soon, there will be kindhearted mods helping new people get oriented, and intellectual discussions on new thought experiments to stimulate critical thinking around the world.

Why would you offer to pay in Euros when you live in the USA?

  Where's my 30,000 post penguin?  He/she is the worst of you.

Here I am!!

Quote from: torqueoversteer on October 24, 2008, 08:55:21 AM

Leave?  I told you, I'm buying the joint!  I guess the owner's name is Daniel, he just agreed on a price of 1250 Euros.  As soon as he transfers the domain to the escrow company, I'll pay him, this will all be mine!

Soon, there will be kindhearted mods helping new people get oriented, and intellectual discussions on new thought experiments to stimulate critical thinking around the world.

Why would you offer to pay in Euros when you live in the USA?

Because, according to whois, the owner is in Europe - why else?

Quote from: Osama  bin Laden on October 24, 2008, 08:57:28 AM

Quote from: torqueoversteer on October 24, 2008, 08:55:21 AM

Leave?  I told you, I'm buying the joint!  I guess the owner's name is Daniel, he just agreed on a price of 1250 Euros.  As soon as he transfers the domain to the escrow company, I'll pay him, this will all be mine!

Soon, there will be kindhearted mods helping new people get oriented, and intellectual discussions on new thought experiments to stimulate critical thinking around the world.

Why would you offer to pay in Euros when you live in the USA?

Because, according to whois, the owner is in Europe - why else?

Yes, in England. Where they use pounds. Not euros. Dumbass.