Stratellites are far above anything a hurricane could influence.
You are contradicting each other.
First, Mr. Bin Laden kindly implies that BOATS find hurricanes, saying it, if I might add, as if he is the encyclopedia and everyone else is dirt. But, when challenged, the Great Tom steps in and says no, it's STRATELITES!!
So which is it, Mighty Tom? Stratelites or boats? Either way, at least one of you is wrong.