Alcohol shrinks your brain!

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divito the truthist

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Re: Alcohol shrinks your brain!
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2008, 10:06:44 PM »
That explains WarDogg, then.
Read the FAQS.

Re: Alcohol shrinks your brain!
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2008, 10:07:56 PM »
*snigger*

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Re: Alcohol shrinks your brain!
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2008, 01:55:12 AM »
Well thats a relief, my brain was too big before
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Re: Alcohol shrinks your brain!
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2008, 12:57:56 PM »
This article made me lol.
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Re: Alcohol shrinks your brain!
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2008, 07:10:54 PM »
No it doesn't
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Re: Alcohol shrinks your brain!
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2008, 07:19:25 PM »
i love shrinking my brain
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Re: Alcohol shrinks your brain!
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2008, 07:48:54 PM »
Well thats a relief, my brain was too big before

I think it's still a bit big.  We aren't able to keep up with you all the time, so you're going to have to do some hardcore drinking.  ...not that you don't, already...

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Re: Alcohol shrinks your brain!
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2008, 08:21:31 PM »
Beer makes you smarter
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular attrition of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

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Re: Alcohol shrinks your brain!
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2008, 03:43:05 AM »
Well thats a relief, my brain was too big before

I think it's still a bit big.  We aren't able to keep up with you all the time, so you're going to have to do some hardcore drinking.  ...not that you don't, already...

You give me money to do hardcore drinking and I will. Otherwise I'm afraid my brain will have to stay as big as it is.
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Re: Alcohol shrinks your brain!
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2008, 03:47:53 AM »
I think it's still a bit big.

That's what Muffz said.
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Re: Alcohol shrinks your brain!
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2008, 02:21:02 PM »
Beer makes you smarter
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular attrition of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.


can you prove the boldened bit, about brain cells operating as fast as the slowest one?

heres another one i dont believe that i just found somewhere else on the internet :-

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Estrogen Found in Beer

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, couldn't think, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.
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Re: Alcohol shrinks your brain!
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2008, 02:41:12 PM »
Beer makes you smarter
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular attrition of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.


can you prove the boldened bit, about brain cells operating as fast as the slowest one?

heres another one i dont believe that i just found somewhere else on the internet :-

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Estrogen Found in Beer

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, couldn't think, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.
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