beach balls don't have gravity.
Gravity pulls you towards the center of the object, not universly down, so "down" would be relitive to where you were standing. If north were "up" and south were "down" you would still be pulled to the center of the object therefor still being stuck to it. Also the earth is alot bigger then a beach ball...a ant or other small animal could stand on top of a beachball easily...and if they were small enough it would look flat from their postition on it.
Go to high school, take physics, then come back here and argue from an educated perspective.
what part of that is wrong?
graivty is determined by mass of a object and distence you are from it's center. If the sun became a black hole right now...we wouldn't be sucked into it becuase we would be no closer to it's center and it would have the same mass (just more compact), however a ship travelling towards it would get more of a pull the closer it came. So in RE you are being pulled towards the core of the earth, and gravity would be slightly different on the equater where it puffs out (not enough to tell) this also explains how in RE you can excape the earths graivty.
Gravitational force = (G * m1 * m2) / (d2)
where G is the gravitational constant, m1 and m2 are the masses of the two objects for which you are calculating the force, and d is the distance between the centers of gravity of the two masses.