Flat Earth counter-arguments

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azz1844

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« on: May 26, 2006, 08:16:09 AM »
The counter-arguments that any flat-earthers seem to give against logical arguments put forward by "round-earther", seem to consist (for the most part) of asking people to "better define" what they mean about something. For example "please define what you mean by 'travel in a straight line'", or "please explain better what you mean by 'travelling in a cricle'", etc.  I.e. these people frequently do not HAVE a good counter-argument, but are merely using the fact that language is an imperfect form of communication to their advantage, which is frustrating and childish.
A similar note can be made on the "photos are faked" idea, which is that none of the flat-earthers can come up with a rational reason why the governments would go to so much trouble to create fake photographs and cover up the "truth". The "it is fake" theory could be said about absolutely anything, without the need for any proof. If someone took a photo that "proved" the Earth was Flat, the flat-earthers would claim it was real without any hesitation, where as it could just as easily be a fake itself (which of course it would be, because the earth is round  :) ). It is a very shallow argument.
Also, another argument I found extremely amusing was the fact that if you have a round earth, why do people on the bottom not fall off? On the Flat Earth website, this argument is used as if to say "Ha, you didn't think of that, did you, Round Earthers?". I find this very amusing, seeing as they are quite clearly ignoring a very well known fundamental basic of gravity, which is that any mass in space exerts a pull of gravity, from it's CENTRE of gravity. No "round earther" has every suggested that the pull of gravity comes from BELOW the globe that is the Earth (not that there IS a "below" in space, it is just how we have come to perceive the world we live on).
The arguments of flat earthers are consistently shallow, missing out fundamental basics that one might expect from a small child when asking questions about "how the earth can possibly be round".

However... I am still not 100% convinced that this isn't all a very elaborate joke on the part of the "flat earthers". Something to get people stirred up, with the "flat earthers" laughing at how we genuinely think they can believe the Earth is flat. If this IS the case, then I must congratulate those who set it up. I am frequently doing things to get people worked up and to get controversy flowing, so I would personally find it very amusing  :) . So if this is the case, well done! If not, please refer to the earlier part of this post.

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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2006, 08:29:23 AM »
Quote from: "azz1844"
The counter-arguments that any flat-earthers seem to give against logical arguments put forward by "round-earther", seem to consist (for the most part) of asking people to "better define" what they mean about something. For example "please define what you mean by 'travel in a straight line'", or "please explain better what you mean by 'travelling in a cricle'", etc.  I.e. these people frequently do not HAVE a good counter-argument, but are merely using the fact that language is an imperfect form of communication to their advantage, which is frustrating and childish.

I could say, in full confidence and totally honestly, the following:

"On the flat earth, If I take off in an airplane from New York and fly in a straight line, I will end up back in New York."

In this case, "straight line" means that I follow the same compass bearing the whole time. In "reality" I'm going to be traveling in a big circle/ellipse, but I discount that since it is just a byproduct of the shape of the earth.

This is why, in the "Straight line" example, it is important to get our definitions straight. An RE'er might say "In real life you can fly in a straight line and end up back where you started, so that proves the earth is round." According to my definition of "Straight", however, the same thing would happen on the flat earth. And obviously the RE definition of "straight" takes into account the shape of the earth too, so our definitions really aren't that different.

The poiint is, it is very important to know exactly what you're talking about in any discussion, but even moreso in a debate such as this where any mistakes or shortcomings would be taken as a victory (whatever that means) by the other side.

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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2006, 08:57:41 AM »
The definition of a straight line seems fairly clear, in that you attempt to travel in one direction, without any attempts to turn left, or right. It is also a perfectly obvious fact (which I can prove myself by cutting out a circle on a piece of paper, and holding a bloody ruler against it) that if you start in the middle of a circle, and move in a straight line, you will arrive at the edge of the circle. If the Earth was flat, and someone flew a plane from it's centre in a straight line, they would reach the edge. This does not happen.

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azz1844

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« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2006, 09:02:23 AM »
Sorry, I might also add that nit-picking about things like "well it wouldn't be a straight line if it was on a round earth, because you would be flying in a curved line" is pedantic and unnecessary, because you know full well what people mean by it, and I clarified that in my description of making no attempt to move/steer left or right.

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« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2006, 10:31:44 AM »
Quote from: "Unimportant"


"On the flat earth, If I take off in an airplane from New York and fly in a straight line, I will end up back in New York."

In this case, "straight line" means that I follow the same compass bearing the whole time. In "reality" I'm going to be traveling in a big circle/ellipse, but I discount that since it is just a byproduct of the shape of the earth.

The poiint is, it is very important to know exactly what you're talking about in any discussion, but even moreso in a debate such as this where any mistakes or shortcomings would be taken as a victory (whatever that means) by the other side.


Nice idea, and I agree with the clarification of straight line, but most aircraft use gyroscopic compasses and now GPS, not magnetic.  Less problems with electical storms, and confusion because the magnetic north pole is not at the rotational north pole.

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« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2006, 11:01:57 AM »
Well you have to remember that GPS is a manmade system, and so is made to work with the "real" shape of the earth. If the earth is flat, GPS will work accordingly.

As for gyroscopic compasses, I'm not sure. I've never actually used one, so I don't know how they would be affected by the flat earth.

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azz1844

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« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2006, 11:20:31 AM »
Another flat, shallow, evidence-lacking argument on the part of the flat-earthers.

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« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2006, 11:29:14 AM »
Another abusive, inflammatory, and quite pointless post by the round earthers.

I find these insights particularly interesting coming from a person - you, azz1844 - who has not offered any arguments at all, only nonsensical quasi-criticisms of generalized debate strategies you've seen employed.

So far your postings have consisted of the following:
"Talking about straight lines? That's silly! Photos are faked? Crazy! People would fall off? LOL!"

Where, may I ask, is the substance?

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azz1844

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« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2006, 12:22:50 PM »
My post is not about substance. I would simply be re-iterating a large number of Round-Earth arguments that have been previously posted. My primary objective initially was to point out that where ever there is a logical and reasonable Round Earth argument, there is quite frequently a pedantic, irrelevant, and shallow counter-argument put forward by the opposing Flat Earthers.
So for my own evidence and reasoning, I would simply like to refer you to all the other posted Round-Earth arguments that have not been answered or counter-argued satisfactorily, of which there are many.
(That actually includes the "travelling from the centre of a circle in a straight line" argument which I put forward in this very thread, which has yet to be opposed reasonably or satisfactorily).

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« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2006, 12:41:17 PM »
Quote from: "azz1844"
If the Earth was flat, and someone flew a plane from it's centre in a straight line, they would reach the edge. This does not happen.

You're right. This does not happen. Planes do not do this. There are no airports in the north pole. Planes do not start out at the north pole and fly in a straight line until they can't fly any more.

They don't do this because there is no reason to.

Your claim that this is proof of the round earth is, quite simply, incorrect.

Here is your argument:

You: "If you flew in a straight line from the north pole you wouldn't ever hit the ice wall."

Me: "How do you know?"

You: "Because the earth isn't flat."

The reason you believe the "center of the circle flying straight" premise is because you believe the earth to be round.

I assert that if you flew in a straight line from the north pole, you would fly off the edge of the earth.

You cannot disprove my assertion by simply stating "no that won't happen because the earth is round."

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azz1844

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« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2006, 12:55:05 PM »
It was not a proof that the world was round, it was more a disproof of a previous Flat-Earth post which stated "if I was to leave New York on a flat Earth and travel in a straight line, I would arrive back in New York". This is certainly not the case if you use a true and obvious definition of a straight line, which I and you can prove by aligning a ruler on a circular object from the centre to the edge. So in that way, the purpose of my comment was served, and served correctly. Other Round Earth evidences can be seen all over this forum, and I refer you to those. The point I made in this thread (see previous post) has been made, and is clear.
The arguments of Flat-Earthers are far less convincing, and are way to full of holes to be credible in any sense or form.
Q. Why do the governments say the earth is round?
A. It's a conspiracy
Q. Why? What is the conspiracy?
A. Unknown.

Unknown???  So what you're admitting is... you don't HAVE an answer?

Q. How could the governments keep this under wraps if they are so disorganised?
A. They only appear disorganised to maintain the illusion that the Earth is round.

WHAT!? So basically, Palestinians and Israelis are killing each other, Iraq is in turmoil over the USA, so many wars and international disputes are being made... and it's all to keep the illusion that the Earth is flat? If this were written as a fictional story, it would be slammed as being too way out and unrealistic. Which it is, because the idea is ludicrous.

(The questions and answers are paraphrased from the FAQ thread on this forum).

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« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2006, 01:12:17 PM »
Quote from: "azz1844"
It was not a proof that the world was round, it was more a disproof of a previous Flat-Earth post which stated "if I was to leave New York on a flat Earth and travel in a straight line, I would arrive back in New York". This is certainly not the case if you use a true and obvious definition of a straight line, which I and you can prove by aligning a ruler on a circular object from the centre to the edge. So in that way, the purpose of my comment was served, and served correctly.

And if I used the same "true and obvious" definition of "Straight", then all aircraft on a spheroid earth would fly tangentially off into outer space.

Your response will be "Well obviously they follow the curve of the earth".

So if your definition of "Straight" can take into account the shape of the earth, why can't mine?

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azz1844

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« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2006, 05:39:13 PM »
Because your theory of the Earth doesn't have a curve. It is flat.  :?

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« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2006, 07:36:08 PM »
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Because your theory of the Earth doesn't have a curve. It is flat.  :?


No, but it has a shape.

So far you have been not-very-deftly dodging the made claim that if one were to travel in a straight line on a flat Earth, one would hit the ice wall.  Do you have evidence against this?
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

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« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2006, 07:42:22 PM »
Quote from: "Erasmus"
Quote from: "azz1844"
Because your theory of the Earth doesn't have a curve. It is flat.  :?


No, but it has a shape.

So far you have been not-very-deftly dodging the made claim that if one were to travel in a straight line on a flat Earth, one would hit the ice wall.  Do you have evidence against this?


uh yeah planes fly about 20,000 feet off the ground, the ice wall is ~150 feet high
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« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2006, 07:45:11 PM »
They don't fly that high near the ice wall, presumably, being that there can't be much air above the wall.
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

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« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2006, 04:05:27 AM »
The claim originally put forward by a Flat-Earther was that if you travelled in a STRAIGHT LINE from the centre of what is a FLAT SURFACE you would end up in the same place. This is absolutely, 100% not correct, because anyone with eyes and half a brain can see this. If you do not believe me, take a piece of paper, draw a circle. put a ruler against the middle, and see where the end of that ruler takes you. It takes you to the edge. YES, IT DOES.

And you are still overlooking the reason of this thread which was originally to point out how shallow posts all over this forum have been on the side of Flat-Earthers:
Photos and evidence of round earth are faked. Why? We don't know.
This could be said about anything. And then you say "Well, prove that Earth is round by flying around it." Ok, prove to me that jumping off a cliff and landing on your head will not kill you, or at least severely injure you. You can't. You just keep asking people to do things that you know is beyond their abilities, and then claiming anyone who HAS performed these tests are lying, but you cannot think of a good reason why they would do so.
It is almost impossible for ANYONE to prove ANYTHING. You cannot even prove that you are alive right now.  Proof is about putting together evidences to such an extent that you are sure without any reasonable doubt. Intelligent, rational people are sure that the Earth is round without any reasonable doubt, because there is so much evidence. Flat-Earthers have no reasonable evidence that comes anywhere near to what Round-Earthers have. If you brought this evidence to a court and you were against a Round-Earth organisation, AND the judge was 100% impartial, you would be told to f*** off, straight away.

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« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2006, 04:15:33 AM »
Quote from: "azz1844"
The claim originally put forward by a Flat-Earther was that if you travelled in a STRAIGHT LINE from the centre of what is a FLAT SURFACE you would end up in the same place. This is absolutely, 100% not correct, because anyone with eyes and half a brain can see this. If you do not believe me, take a piece of paper, draw a circle. put a ruler against the middle, and see where the end of that ruler takes you. It takes you to the edge. YES, IT DOES.


Quote from: "azz1844"
And you are still overlooking the reason of this thread which was originally to point out how shallow posts all over this forum have been on the side of Flat-Earthers:
Photos and evidence of round earth are faked. Why? We don't know.
This could be said about anything. And then you say "Well, prove that Earth is round by flying around it." Ok, prove to me that jumping off a cliff and landing on your head will not kill you, or at least severely injure you. ...


Flat-Earthers do not say that jumping off a cliff will not kill you, they say that the cliff is not actually a cliff.

And anyway you can use science to prove that, take the mass of the person falling, the kind of rock at the bottom of the cliff, the air resistance on the person and the height of the cliff to work out the force applied to th e person. From there you can work out what kind of injuries they would have.

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« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2006, 04:22:23 AM »
Nope, all science regarding mass, rock types, and wind resistance has been faked. You cannot prove to me otherwise.

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« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2006, 05:11:19 AM »
Quote from: "azz1844"
Nope, all science regarding mass, rock types, and wind resistance has been faked. You cannot prove to me otherwise.


Photographs can be easily faked, years of scientific knowledge cannot be easily faked.

You seem to think that FE's use photo's as proof, they don't. They merely say photos cannot be used as sole proof for either side.

If you are going to say science is 'faked' then how you would you be able to prove or disprove that statement?

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« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2006, 05:36:50 AM »
My post about the science being faked was to indicate what a vast number of Flat-Earth responses are to Round-Earth evidences (that they are simply "faked"), which you just admitted was an unreasonable argument, thus proving my point in it's entirity.
There have been many Round-Earth evidences pointed out on this forum based on SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS proving the Earth is round and on the subject of gravity, etc. (please refer to them yourselves). Many of you would claim that these were "made up", just like the photos. This is my point, and again it has been made with abundant clarity.

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« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2006, 05:49:38 AM »
"Cheesejoff" says:
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Photographs can be easily faked, years of scientific knowledge cannot be easily faked.



Do you mean for example that hundreds of years of scientific knowledge about gravity being a central-force motion exerting equal and opposite forces on any two objects in space along a line passing through both their centres of mass COULD NOT be faked?

Do you mean that THOUSANDS of years of sailors NOT being able to see over the horizon no matter what sort of telescope they used could not be faked?

Additionally if gravity is a uniform vector field which rather than pulling towards the centre of the earth simply pulls in the direction of your (assumed) universal "down" direction towards which all things try to fall then must we assume that the moon is either fixed by some structure, or simply fake?

Is the moon flat as well?

Is the sun a flat nuclear or chemical reaction of some sort? If you think so, try creating a vigorous chemical or nuclear reaction here as an experiment... fairly hard to keep it flat...

Is the sun restrained in some way...?  Perhaps some celestial equivalent of the "ice-wall" which would somehow let the chemicals in the sun fuse/react/whatever you believe they do without forming into the round or roundish shape you will witness if you cause an explosion…  Now after you’ve finished making something up, tell me how best to observe this solar version of the “ice-wall” unless perhaps the moon and sun are both spheroid after all and the earth lives in its own little universe where everything is different.
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« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2006, 07:05:52 AM »
Quote from: "Sas"
Do you mean for example that hundreds of years of scientific knowledge about gravity being a central-force motion exerting equal and opposite forces on any two objects in space along a line passing through both their centres of mass COULD NOT be faked?

Do you mean that THOUSANDS of years of sailors NOT being able to see over the horizon no matter what sort of telescope they used could not be faked?...


No I don't. Those are all valid arguments. The point is that you can't prove anything with photos.

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« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2006, 07:08:02 AM »
Quote from: "cheesejoff"
Quote from: "Sas"
Do you mean for example that hundreds of years of scientific knowledge about gravity being a central-force motion exerting equal and opposite forces on any two objects in space along a line passing through both their centres of mass COULD NOT be faked?

Do you mean that THOUSANDS of years of sailors NOT being able to see over the horizon no matter what sort of telescope they used could not be faked?...


No I don't. Those are all valid arguments. The point is that you can't prove anything with photos.


but you can with common sense, the FE theory does not explain why the moon doesnt crash down onto the earth
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« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2006, 09:23:46 AM »
Quote from: "azz1844"
The claim originally put forward by a Flat-Earther was that if you travelled in a STRAIGHT LINE from the centre of what is a FLAT SURFACE you would end up in the same place. This is absolutely, 100% not correct, because anyone with eyes and half a brain can see this. If you do not believe me, take a piece of paper, draw a circle. put a ruler against the middle, and see where the end of that ruler takes you. It takes you to the edge. YES, IT DOES.

No.

The claim was that I can define "straight" as meaning different things, and if I defien "straight" as being defined by a constant magnetic compass bearing, then yes you will end up back in the same place.

You are either ignoring or simply fail to grasp this point, and so I don't think discussing it further will make a difference.

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« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2006, 10:46:13 AM »
Firstly, one of the points of this thread, which was to point out the pedantic nature of FE arguments, has again been proven by your constant questioning of the term straight line.
Perhaps a more appropriate term which would apply for both FE and RE is a straight line ALONG THE SURFACE. The point is, that one is assuming COMMON SENSE when using the term "straight line". If I were to say to most sensible, intelligent thinking "imagine a straight line on a round earth" or perhaps even better "imagine a straight line on the SURFACE of a round earth", they would know exactly what I meant. That straight line would not "go off into space", because people are using their common sense and knowledge to take into account gravity, which provided one makes no attempt to increase height, means a plane will stay at the same height above the Earth's surface.
FE's arguments are often "Well, a straight line on a sphere would make the plane fly off into space"... Well of COURSE NOT if you use your brains and stop being needlessly pedantic, because you are ignoring gravity, which is always a part of round earth theory. FE'ers often ignore many parts of round earth theory in order to argue against a single point.
On their own, single points can be argued again satisfactorily. For example, if we had no knowledge of anything else, and we just wanted to explain the horizon thing, RE's would say it was curvature of the Earth, FE's would say it is due to mirages and light refraction due to haze from the water (or something like that). That's fine, this makes both sides of the argument equal (although there are probably some physicists who can prove it isn't due to light refraction, I just don't know enough about it).
But when you weigh up ALL the RE arguments against ALL the FE arguments, RE has a lot more credibility, where as FE has a vast number of inconsistencies, contradictions, and holes which cannot be explained because each point has been argued individually, without analysing the whole argument. This can be seen all over this forum.
Again I remind you that I started this thread not to talk about direct substance, there is enough of that elsewhere on these forums. The point, which has been proved numerous times now thanks to the flat earthers that have contributed to this thread, was a pedantic, shallow, and narrow-minded arguing tactic in regards to the subject.

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« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2006, 11:46:15 AM »
Unfortunately terms like "Common Sense" aren't valid for use in discussions such as these. I could claim that "Common Sense" implies that gravity doesn't exist; after all, I'm quite certain no common person has personally experienced it.

You can claim what you think, or even what the majority of people might think, but neither of those things make your claim fact.

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« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2006, 12:42:27 PM »
No, you're not listening, I did not imply "common sense" meant the certain knowledge of gravity, I implied that when referring to Round Earth theory you have to take gravity into account, because common knowledge is that gravity applies in a Round Earth theory, and thus common SENSE would be taking that into account when trying to argue against it.

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« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2006, 01:01:42 PM »
This is pitiful...

You guys only hear what you want to hear and stick your heads in the sand about all the "unknowns".

This "unimportant" chap especially... this compass of yours points towards the centre of your flat plate right? So surely you're actively "turning"... everybody KNOWS that you will come back to where you came from if you constantly turn right at a constant rate. ((yes, left as well before you say anything)).... flat earth / round earth doesn't matter... the POINT is, if you DON'T turn left or right and just set off in a direction one finds oneself back where one was.

Yes, one does.... NO.. I HAVEN'T done it... (( see numerous "jumping off cliff to see if you die" arguments )) but it's been done.

Also, I am fed up with people talking about aeroplane routes and things... there are reasons why planes won't fly over certain areas because of various safety considerations.

Oh yeah... that's all made up... sorry my bad. All the evidence against you... ie reality itself... well that's all made up... listen to us, we have an old book, written by man, and attributed to a good bloke called Jesus who many believe was divinely inspired, which has been subsequently changed by clerics to suit their ideas, and which results in burning old ladies.

Nice one Cyril.
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« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2006, 10:27:28 AM »
Quote from: "Sas"
This "unimportant" chap especially... this compass of yours points towards the centre of your flat plate right? So surely you're actively "turning"... everybody KNOWS that you will come back to where you came from if you constantly turn right at a constant rate. ((yes, left as well before you say anything)).... flat earth / round earth doesn't matter... the POINT is, if you DON'T turn left or right and just set off in a direction one finds oneself back where one was.

So your argument is "Unimportant, you are wrong. Why? Because you are wrong. Any intelligent person would see you are wrong, because you're wrong. Don't you see?"

Unfortunately, that seems to be all ypu've got. I'm not "actively turning" any more than you are on a round earth. That is to say, I am actively turning, but so are you. None of that is really important, though, because it is a semantic argument. I am right, because my definition of "straight" is personal to myself, and it works.

The more significant claim is that, in "real life", if you flew in a dead-reckoning straight line, you'd fly off the edge of the earth, and this claim cannot be disproven by anyone here.