Genocide by Boomeranges

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Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #30 on: October 07, 2008, 03:57:47 PM »
Why was althalus banned?
Crimethink (which I didn't do).

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Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2008, 08:19:14 AM »
*Looks around*

Matrix isn't here yet.

Tee hee...


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Parsifal

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Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #32 on: October 09, 2008, 08:37:26 AM »
*Looks around*

Matrix isn't here yet.

Tee hee...


That one just isn't the same without the alternate text.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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JohnBreckman007

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Has anybody actually been killed by a boomerang??????????
« Reply #33 on: October 09, 2008, 09:59:37 AM »
Has anybody actually been killed by a boomerang??????????


 ??? ???

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Raist

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Re: Has anybody actually been killed by a boomerang??????????
« Reply #34 on: October 09, 2008, 10:00:29 AM »
Has anybody actually been killed by a boomerang??????????


 ??? ???
Probably. They used to hunt with them. You throw them up and when the come back down, they hit the prey.

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Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #35 on: October 10, 2008, 06:56:04 AM »
Or people. There are war boomerangs which don't come back. Also:
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #36 on: October 10, 2008, 06:57:24 AM »


Oh. That was the one I was thinking of with the funny alternate text.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2008, 06:56:24 PM »





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Trekky0623

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Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2008, 10:54:43 PM »
My favorite in a long time:



Alt text: We didn't even get to the continued fractions!

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Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2008, 10:58:05 PM »
Another good one:



Alt text: Apparently Google assumes you're traveling during the ferry's normal operating hours.  We lost two hours circling that damn lake (to say nothing of the Straw Man).

That is all.

Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2008, 11:42:05 PM »
Think about it, the boomerang is the perfect tool to commit genocide. It's an efficient killing machine, throw it to kill someone, and it returns to your hand immediatly after.

Yes, this would be like placing a mammary gland on a dinosaur. And I am not talking about the ones that migrated by sea-worthy vessels. Congratulations, you have finally hit the bottom. Continue playing  the ‘Republic’ and feeling sympathetic towards the Nazi movement.
Your mother.

Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #41 on: October 16, 2008, 10:12:48 AM »
Think about it, the boomerang is the perfect tool to commit genocide. It's an efficient killing machine, throw it to kill someone, and it returns to your hand immediatly after.
Jelousy detected.

Yes, this would be like placing a mammary gland on a dinosaur. And I am not talking about the ones that migrated by sea-worthy vessels. Congratulations, you have finally hit the bottom. Continue playing  the ‘Republic’ and feeling sympathetic towards the Nazi movement.

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Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #42 on: October 16, 2008, 10:24:32 AM »
Think about it, the boomerang is the perfect tool to commit genocide. It's an efficient killing machine, throw it to kill someone, and it returns to your hand immediatly after.
Jelousy detected.

Yes, this would be like placing a mammary gland on a dinosaur. And I am not talking about the ones that migrated by sea-worthy vessels. Congratulations, you have finally hit the bottom. Continue playing  the ‘Republic’ and feeling sympathetic towards the Nazi movement.
fail.

Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #43 on: October 16, 2008, 10:30:32 AM »
Think about it, the boomerang is the perfect tool to commit genocide. It's an efficient killing machine, throw it to kill someone, and it returns to your hand immediatly after.
Jelousy detected.

Yes, this would be like placing a mammary gland on a dinosaur. And I am not talking about the ones that migrated by sea-worthy vessels. Congratulations, you have finally hit the bottom. Continue playing  the ‘Republic’ and feeling sympathetic towards the Nazi movement.
fail.
I agree completly.

Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #44 on: October 17, 2008, 02:29:09 AM »
Think about it, the boomerang is the perfect tool to commit genocide. It's an efficient killing machine, throw it to kill someone, and it returns to your hand immediatly after.

Bommerang's don't come back if you hit the object ??? The point is that if you miss you get another pop at it.

Knob end.

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Raist

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Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #45 on: October 17, 2008, 02:01:59 PM »
Think about it, the boomerang is the perfect tool to commit genocide. It's an efficient killing machine, throw it to kill someone, and it returns to your hand immediatly after.

Bommerang's don't come back if you hit the object ??? The point is that if you miss you get another pop at it.

Knob end.
wrong again, the point of a boomerang is to throw it really high and then let gravity bring it back in to hit a target going really fast.

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Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #46 on: October 17, 2008, 02:17:21 PM »
wrong again, the point of a boomerang is to throw it really high and then let gravity bring it back in to hit a target going really fast.

Gravity doesn't exist.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #47 on: October 19, 2008, 08:24:58 PM »
wrong again, the point of a boomerang is to throw it really high and then let gravity bring it back in to hit a target going really fast.

I want to be a pedant and derail a thread because I don't know what the point of debate is.
I agree.

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Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #48 on: October 20, 2008, 05:17:01 AM »
There are war boomerangs which don't come back.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #49 on: October 20, 2008, 08:01:29 AM »
There are war boomerangs which don't come back.
Obviously we will be using technologically advanced offensive boomerangs.

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Wendy

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Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #50 on: October 21, 2008, 09:21:22 AM »
Weighing in at about 12 ounces. Really lethal.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #51 on: October 21, 2008, 09:59:00 PM »
A bullet weighs no more than 10 g, but it kills you.
Your mother.

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Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #52 on: October 21, 2008, 10:03:33 PM »
ok, throw a boomerang past the speed of sound and you'll get the same results.

Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #53 on: October 21, 2008, 10:57:47 PM »
An M16 bullet has a muzzle energy of about 1,309 ft·lb and an effective range of 600 yards. However, because the initial speed is so high (Mach 2.7!), most of the muzzle energy is disipated due to drag.

On the other hand, an arrow used for hunting the toughest game (Cape Buffalo, Grizzly) needs kinetic energy of only 65 ft·lb. and has a range of only 22 yards.
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Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #54 on: October 22, 2008, 06:58:04 AM »
Think about it, the boomerang is the perfect tool to commit genocide. It's an efficient killing machine, throw it to kill someone, and it returns to your hand immediatly after.
I changed to putting small screwdrivers in Nerf guns, because the blood on the boomerang would make it slip out of my hand whenever I tried to catch it.

Bommerang's don't come back if you hit the object ??? The point is that if you miss you get another pop at it.
Not if it's thrown hard enough and is sharpened just right.  ;)
You can slit someone's throat without reducing the speed substantially.
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Re: Genocide by Boomeranges
« Reply #55 on: October 22, 2008, 01:39:55 PM »
http://www.sportsboomerangs.com/flightpath.jpg
Shows boomerang path.  That kind is used for sports and stuff.  So unless there's someone really tall, it won't hit them.  There are hunting boomerangs used to kill kangaroos, but those fly straight.