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Vampires
« on: January 12, 2009, 02:26:42 PM »
Is it so impossible that we *cough* they exist? Discuss }:-F
That was supposed to be a vampire smiley.
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General Douchebag

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Re: Vampires
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2009, 02:37:00 PM »
Are you asking if it's possible that people drink blood? It is and many do. If you're asking about immortals that turn into bats and are exclusively nocturnal, then no, I doubt it.
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No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>
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Re: Vampires
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2009, 03:09:55 PM »
Quote from: General Douchebag on January 12, 2009, 02:37:00 PM
Are you asking if it's possible that people drink blood? It is and many do. If you're asking about immortals that turn into bats and are exclusively nocturnal, then no, I doubt it.
The Anne Rice kind.
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Re: Vampires
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2009, 03:11:30 PM »
Possibly, but not for long. Not if I can help it.
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Quote from: Baseball4Life on April 16, 2010, 09:54:41 AM
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Re: Vampires
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2009, 03:51:31 PM »
Quote from: Axesome on January 12, 2009, 03:09:55 PM
Quote from: General Douchebag on January 12, 2009, 02:37:00 PM
Are you asking if it's possible that people drink blood? It is and many do. If you're asking about immortals that turn into bats and are exclusively nocturnal, then no, I doubt it.
The Anne Rice kind.

What are the Anne Rice kind?
Do they grow long teeth?
       If so then no, I don't believe you can naturally change the shape of your teeth.

Do they go pale?
       This is possible, because they just have to avoid sunlight.

Do they bite sleeping people's necks for bloods?
       This might happen if a lunatic thinks he is a vampire, and I know that many people like to pretend to do so. Also, as previously stated, many people enjoy drinking blood.
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Re: Vampires
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2009, 04:05:46 PM »
A great series that gives a different view on vampires is Cirque Du Freak.
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Re: Vampires
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2009, 04:06:54 PM »
Quote from: KingMan on January 12, 2009, 04:05:46 PM
A great series that gives a different view on vampires is Cirque Du Freak.

As is the Twilight series.
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Re: Vampires
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2009, 04:07:59 PM »
Quote from: Sexual Harassment Panda on January 12, 2009, 04:06:54 PM
Quote from: KingMan on January 12, 2009, 04:05:46 PM
A great series that gives a different view on vampires is Cirque Du Freak.

As is the Twilight series.
I liked Cirqu Du Freak better.
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Axesome

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Re: Vampires
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2009, 04:08:17 PM »
Quote from: Sexual Harassment Panda on January 12, 2009, 03:51:31 PM
Quote from: Axesome on January 12, 2009, 03:09:55 PM
Quote from: General Douchebag on January 12, 2009, 02:37:00 PM
Are you asking if it's possible that people drink blood? It is and many do. If you're asking about immortals that turn into bats and are exclusively nocturnal, then no, I doubt it.
The Anne Rice kind.

What are the Anne Rice kind?
Do they grow long teeth?
       If so then no, I don't believe you can naturally change the shape of your teeth.

Do they go pale?
       This is possible, because they just have to avoid sunlight.

Do they bite sleeping people's necks for bloods?
       This might happen if a lunatic thinks he is a vampire, and I know that many people like to pretend to do so. Also, as previously stated, many people enjoy drinking blood.
Vampire fangs aren't retractable, we just lure your eyes away from them with our hypnotic eyes.
We're pale because our immortal blood is clear and gives us no red tones, as well as the whole "no sunlight" thing.
And we'd rather seduce people of the opposite sex, then bite them, rather than biting sleeping people.
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Re: Vampires
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2009, 04:15:55 PM »
Quote from: KingMan on January 12, 2009, 04:07:59 PM
Quote from: Sexual Harassment Panda on January 12, 2009, 04:06:54 PM
Quote from: KingMan on January 12, 2009, 04:05:46 PM
A great series that gives a different view on vampires is Cirque Du Freak.

As is the Twilight series.
I liked Cirqu Du Freak better.

I personally hate Twilight and any other vampire thing out there except the original movie, "Dracula". I just felt like throwing it out there.

Quote from: Axesome on January 12, 2009, 04:08:17 PM
Vampire fangs aren't retractable, we just lure your eyes away from them with our hypnotic eyes.
We're pale because our immortal blood is clear and gives us no red tones, as well as the whole "no sunlight" thing.
And we'd rather seduce people of the opposite sex, then bite them, rather than biting sleeping people.

I meant as grow them permanently. Also the blood thing, do the Anne Rice ones do that as well.
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Re: Vampires
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2009, 12:39:46 AM »
I used to have an ex who liked biting, she wasn't photophobic though...
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Re: Vampires
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2009, 12:49:09 AM »
Quote from: Chris Spaghetti on January 13, 2009, 12:39:46 AM
I used to have an ex who liked biting, she wasn't photophobic though...

They're fun for a while, then they're stalking you and calling your new girlfriend telling her you are "having phone sex with her"

I hate psychos.
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Re: Vampires
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2009, 01:39:25 AM »
I've obviously been lucky in avoiding the psycho part then...
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Mr. Ireland

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Re: Vampires
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2009, 06:48:25 AM »
Is TFES being raided by vampires, now?
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Re: Vampires
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2009, 07:05:10 AM »
Vauxhall made a better vampire. :(
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Re: Vampires
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2009, 07:16:07 AM »
I leik True Bloods vampires.

I forget who the author of the books is. Those suck anyways.
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Re: Vampires
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2009, 07:48:59 AM »
I have a continuing debate with a friend as to who would win, Blade or Angel. I can't believe he still argues for Angel, clearly Blade FTW.

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Re: Vampires
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2009, 09:10:30 AM »
Quote from: Benocrates on January 13, 2009, 07:48:59 AM
I have a continuing debate with a friend as to who would win, Blade or Angel. I can't believe he still argues for Angel, clearly Blade FTW.
QFT. Really, Angel is a clumsy, awkward, sad little half vampire, while Blade is the fucking Daywalker, who can single-handedly make the vampire race threatened with extinction. Of course, he never fights demons and stuff as far as I know, but should he ever do so, he would probably not trip over himself like Angel does all the time.
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Re: Vampires
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2009, 09:13:04 AM »
Quote from: Axesome on January 12, 2009, 02:26:42 PM
Is it so impossible that we *cough* they exist? Discuss }:-F
That was supposed to be a vampire smiley.
The humans that partake in blood drinking and consider themselves as either vampires or of vampire spirit are very real, this doesn't make them the actual manifestations of the actual depiction of the commonly known fictional monsters.
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Re: Vampires
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2009, 09:40:19 AM »
I prefer the Anne Rice vamps to any others.  They're so classical and romantic.  There's something very alluring about them.  But no, the only vampires that exist are the idiot freaks who go around biting people acting all emo and bawing all the time.  I hate those people.  >:(
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« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2009, 09:53:25 AM »
Quote from: General Douchebag on January 12, 2009, 02:37:00 PM
Are you asking if it's possible that people drink blood? It is and many do. If you're asking about immortals that turn into bats and are exclusively nocturnal, then no, I doubt it.

vampires are immortal but they dont turn into bats and they aren't nocturnal.  and you can't kill them with a stake through the heart, you have to cut their heads off.  geeeeeeez doesn't anyone watch Supernatural?
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Re: Vampires
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2009, 09:54:34 AM »
Quote from: Bob28 on January 13, 2009, 09:53:25 AM
geeeeeeez doesn't anyone watch Supernatural?

No, CW is gay.
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« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2009, 09:58:30 AM »
Quote from: Moonlit on January 13, 2009, 09:54:34 AM
Quote from: Bob28 on January 13, 2009, 09:53:25 AM
geeeeeeez doesn't anyone watch Supernatural?

No, CW is gay.

well i dont know what other shows are on CW because my friend has the first 4 seasons of Supernatural so we just watch in on dvd, but that show is really addicting. 
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Re: Vampires
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2009, 11:10:28 AM »
Quote from: Bob28 on January 13, 2009, 09:53:25 AM
Quote from: General Douchebag on January 12, 2009, 02:37:00 PM
Are you asking if it's possible that people drink blood? It is and many do. If you're asking about immortals that turn into bats and are exclusively nocturnal, then no, I doubt it.

vampires are immortal but they dont turn into bats and they aren't nocturnal.  and you can't kill them with a stake through the heart, you have to cut their heads off.  geeeeeeez doesn't anyone watch Supernatural?

You can also kill them by forcing them into bodies of water.
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