The Most Uncreative and Predictable Thing I've Read In a Long Time

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Sean O'Grady

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Re: The Most Uncreative and Predictable Thing I've Read In a Long Time
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2008, 02:09:36 AM »
The title is very fitting for the thread.

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Dead Kangaroo

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Re: The Most Uncreative and Predictable Thing I've Read In a Long Time
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2008, 06:02:17 AM »
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?

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MadDogX

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Re: The Most Uncreative and Predictable Thing I've Read In a Long Time
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2008, 06:11:18 AM »
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?


Epic.
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cmdshft

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Re: The Most Uncreative and Predictable Thing I've Read In a Long Time
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2008, 07:18:37 PM »
Oh God, don't tell me we're going back to forum wars.

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: The Most Uncreative and Predictable Thing I've Read In a Long Time
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2008, 07:45:29 PM »
Oh God, don't tell me we're going back to forum wars.

Was it fun?

Re: The Most Uncreative and Predictable Thing I've Read In a Long Time
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2008, 07:52:55 PM »
http://www.forumwarz.com/

Th grinding really kills it towards the end.

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: The Most Uncreative and Predictable Thing I've Read In a Long Time
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2008, 08:27:45 PM »
http://www.forumwarz.com/

Th grinding really kills it towards the end.

That site scares the bejebus out of me.

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Wendy

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Re: The Most Uncreative and Predictable Thing I've Read In a Long Time
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2008, 05:39:20 AM »
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« Last Edit: September 24, 2008, 05:42:50 AM by Wendigo »
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.