Athiest World

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #300 on: November 27, 2008, 12:04:25 PM »
What, so you're saying Jesus didn't hate abortion? That, perhaps, he may even have been glad it existed, given that his wife was a prostitute and other contraception didn't really work at all?
He wasn't married.

Aw, ickle dumpling don't believe in the Dead Sea Scrolls?
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #301 on: November 27, 2008, 12:08:18 PM »
Aw, ickle dumpling don't believe in the Dead Sea Scrolls?
Where do the dead sea scrolls say he was?

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #302 on: November 27, 2008, 12:18:10 PM »
I'm tired of looking up precise bits for you morons. Look up your own damn evidence, Bible-bashers/REers!
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #303 on: November 27, 2008, 12:18:55 PM »
I'm tired of looking up precise bits for you morons. Look up your own damn evidence, Bible-bashers/REers!
Burden of proof, you use it all the time.

Re: Athiest World
« Reply #304 on: December 02, 2008, 08:07:04 AM »
An atheist professor was teaching a college class and
he told the class that he was going to prove that there
is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want
you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"

Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God,
saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."

He got down to the last couple of minutes and a
Marine just returned from the Gulf and released from
active duty and newly registered in the class walked up
to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and
sent him flying from his platform. The professor
struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's
the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine replied, "God was busy watching
over my buddies engaged in combat, so he sent me."

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #305 on: December 02, 2008, 08:17:10 AM »

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #306 on: December 02, 2008, 09:22:22 AM »
An atheist professor was teaching a college class and
he told the class that he was going to prove that there
is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want
you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"

Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God,
saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."

He got down to the last couple of minutes and a
Marine just returned from the Gulf and released from
active duty and newly registered in the class walked up
to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and
sent him flying from his platform. The professor
struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's
the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine replied, "God was busy watching
over my buddies engaged in combat, so he sent me."

He's not very attentive there either. That story would be more poignent if the American death count was zero.

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #307 on: December 02, 2008, 10:29:20 AM »
Well, the Taliban aren't doing it. Our armies are out there shooting each other.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

Re: Athiest World
« Reply #308 on: December 02, 2008, 10:33:18 AM »
The American military sure pwns the UK's. They've killed hundreds of Brits and aren't even at war.

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #309 on: December 02, 2008, 10:34:44 AM »
I was going to say that, but I'm trying to cut down on anti-Americanism.
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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #310 on: December 02, 2008, 11:09:39 AM »
The American military sure pwns the UK's. They've killed hundreds of Brits and aren't even at war.

That sort of shows we're idiot, with all that friendly fire.

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #311 on: December 02, 2008, 11:15:51 AM »
The American military sure pwns the UK's. They've killed hundreds of Brits and aren't even at war.

That sort of shows we're idiot, with all that friendly fire.

In b4 dedit?

Re: Athiest World
« Reply #312 on: December 02, 2008, 11:17:04 AM »
It's obviously a covert war against the UK, finally sticking it to them for extra tea taxes.

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #313 on: December 03, 2008, 01:39:52 PM »
According to common sense of sane humans! can a mobile come out of nowhere :)
"And say, `All praise belongs to ALLAH; HE will soon show you HIS Signs, and you will know them.' And thy Lord is not unaware of what you do."

"Were they created of nothing, or were they themselves the creators? "
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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #314 on: December 03, 2008, 01:40:56 PM »
According to common sense of sane humans! can a mobile come out of nowhere :)
A mobile is not the universe. The analogy is flawed.
If I was asked to imagine a perfect deity, I would never invent one that suffers from a multiple personality disorder. Christians get points for originality there.

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #315 on: December 03, 2008, 01:41:46 PM »
According to common sense of sane humans! can a mobile come out of nowhere :)
According to quantum mechanics yes. The odds are very low, but one could spontaneously form.

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #316 on: December 03, 2008, 01:42:28 PM »
According to common sense of sane humans! can a mobile come out of nowhere :)
A mobile is not the universe. The analogy is flawed.

The universe also did not come out of nowhere.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #317 on: December 03, 2008, 01:44:38 PM »
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A mobile is not the universe. The analogy is flawed.

Again, can it exists out of nowhere?

When you see a Key with it's Shape what the first thing comes to your mind?  :)
"And say, `All praise belongs to ALLAH; HE will soon show you HIS Signs, and you will know them.' And thy Lord is not unaware of what you do."

"Were they created of nothing, or were they themselves the creators? "
(Translations of Allah's Words)

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #318 on: December 03, 2008, 01:45:54 PM »
Key. Or lock. Or door. Or game. Or puzzle.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #319 on: December 03, 2008, 01:51:12 PM »
Key. Or lock. Or door. Or game. Or puzzle.

Why?
"And say, `All praise belongs to ALLAH; HE will soon show you HIS Signs, and you will know them.' And thy Lord is not unaware of what you do."

"Were they created of nothing, or were they themselves the creators? "
(Translations of Allah's Words)

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #320 on: December 03, 2008, 01:52:43 PM »
It triggers a recollection of a past event involving an object similar to that one.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #321 on: December 03, 2008, 01:53:06 PM »
The universe also did not come out of nowhere.
Maybe, maybe not.
If I was asked to imagine a perfect deity, I would never invent one that suffers from a multiple personality disorder. Christians get points for originality there.

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #322 on: December 03, 2008, 01:53:34 PM »
Key. Or lock. Or door. Or game. Or puzzle.

Why?

Because keys are a non naturally occurring phenomena, and therefore are generally made for something. The same can not be said about the universe. When you see a rock what automatically comes to mind? I'm betting it isn't carbon dioxide being dissolved in the ocean and animals depositing this into rocks.

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #323 on: December 03, 2008, 01:58:13 PM »
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Because keys are a non naturally occurring phenomena, and therefore are generally made for something. The same can not be said about the universe. When you see a rock what automatically comes to mind? I'm betting it isn't carbon dioxide being dissolved in the ocean and animals depositing this into rocks.

When you see in the dessert foot marks? what comes to your mind?

When you see a House built in the middle of the desert what comes to your mind?

"And say, `All praise belongs to ALLAH; HE will soon show you HIS Signs, and you will know them.' And thy Lord is not unaware of what you do."

"Were they created of nothing, or were they themselves the creators? "
(Translations of Allah's Words)

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #324 on: December 03, 2008, 01:59:32 PM »
Well, as was said, those are not naturally occurring phenomena.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #325 on: December 03, 2008, 02:01:14 PM »
When you see in the dessert foot marks? what comes to your mind?

Animals/my own tracks.


When you see a House built in the middle of the desert what comes to your mind?

Mirage, imagination.

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #326 on: December 03, 2008, 02:08:13 PM »
Well, as was said, those are not naturally occurring phenomena.

Nice, keep asking yourself these questions!

When we see a Condition releasing cold air we know there is a mechanisim for a purpose

When we see a Key we know it has created in a way so it can be benefit in another place.

When we see the Calculator and we use the numbers, divide...etc the first things comes to our mind someone created this for a purpose and that someone was clever. When we see Mobile with its all different functions we say oh the creator of this device is even smarter than the previous! Now See the earth Alone with all it's mechanism I honestly ask you do you believe it was there for no purpose? We all know that if the Earth was closer to Sun we will be burned, if it was further we will freeze. We know that if there was no Nitrogen we would die because breathing Oxygen alone we would be dead because Oxygen alone is not good if we kept breathing. We know that if night was 200 years and Day was 200 years almost life would cease to exists. We know that if the Ozone layer was not there the harmful radiant of the sun would have destroyed life on this planet. Now just seeing all of these great systems and mechanism? I ask you again, what comes to your mind? Hope you have a natural "Fitra"  :)
"And say, `All praise belongs to ALLAH; HE will soon show you HIS Signs, and you will know them.' And thy Lord is not unaware of what you do."

"Were they created of nothing, or were they themselves the creators? "
(Translations of Allah's Words)

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #327 on: December 03, 2008, 02:09:14 PM »
What caused God, Abdul?

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Re: Athiest World
« Reply #328 on: December 03, 2008, 02:15:20 PM »
What caused God, Abdul?

If you asked this question it will mean your putting God in the same category of his creations which is wrong. Because God by definition cannot be like his creations. God is known as the one who create not get created, if he was created than he shouldn't be considered a God but the one who created Him then again you would ask then who created the one who created the supposed God? you see the chain! but if you know the definition of Almighty God and his attributes you would realize there is no need for this question in the first Place. Because he is the one who created and he is not created, he is the first nothing before him and the last nothing will remain after him, this is Almighty God
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"And say, `All praise belongs to ALLAH; HE will soon show you HIS Signs, and you will know them.' And thy Lord is not unaware of what you do."

"Were they created of nothing, or were they themselves the creators? "
(Translations of Allah's Words)

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T.T. Monsieur

Re: Athiest World
« Reply #329 on: December 03, 2008, 02:17:40 PM »
What caused God, Abdul?

If you asked this question it will mean your putting God on the category of the creator which is wrong. Because God by definition cannot be like his creations. God is known as the one who create not get created, if he was created than he shouldn't be considered a God but the one who created Him then again you would ask then who created the one who created the supposed God? you see the chain! but if you know the definition of Almighty God and his attributes you would realize there is no need for this question in the first Place. Because he is the one who created and he is not created, he is the first nothing before him and the last nothing will remain after him, this is Almighty God
Why couldn't the universe itself (or the particles which caused the Big Bang) share this definition? Could it not have always been?