How am I being equally irrational? It's not my fault that religion is incredulous.
Ok. Let's break this down. You started with a conclusion. Based on that conclusion you then looked a verse, misquoted the verse and interpreted it in a way that was clearly wrong to anyone who took half a second to read it. You did this despite the fact that there are many examples in the Bible that would have supported your conclusion anyways. If that's not highly irrational behavior I don't know what is.
It's not. What it is is you trying to analyze something that had little real meaning behind it. Let go, man.