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Dr Matrix

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Re: FTW
« Reply #30 on: October 05, 2008, 05:49:38 PM »
isnt allah the same as the jew god and the christian god

I don't fucking know. He doesn't exist either way.

Instant win.

I concur.
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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

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Re: FTW
« Reply #31 on: October 05, 2008, 05:51:08 PM »
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Dr Matrix

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Re: FTW
« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2008, 06:38:35 PM »
You can't post yourself! Into the fail thread!
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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

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Re: FTW
« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2008, 06:42:00 PM »
You can't post yourself! Into the fail thread!
nooooooo
that makes me a sa-a-aa-ad panda
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Dr Matrix

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Re: FTW
« Reply #34 on: October 05, 2008, 06:42:45 PM »
I'm sorry, it had to be done.  Someone would have posted it here anyway since it was awesome.
Quote from: Arthur Schopenhauer
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Re: FTW
« Reply #35 on: October 05, 2008, 06:44:37 PM »
I'm sorry, it had to be done.  Someone would have posted it here anyway since it was awesome.
what if i delete it
see watch
bam its gone
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Dr Matrix

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Re: FTW
« Reply #36 on: October 05, 2008, 06:46:16 PM »
Yeah but now it's been over-hyped...

I'd post it myself but being as you were quoting me that would be a bit, you know, homo-erotic...
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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

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Sexual Harassment Panda

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Re: FTW
« Reply #37 on: October 05, 2008, 06:47:04 PM »
Yeah but now it's been over-hyped...

I'd post it myself but being as you were quoting me that would be a bit, you know, homo-erotic...
huh this is getting messed up im gonna go eat sum captain crunch
also i feel violated
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Re: FTW
« Reply #38 on: October 05, 2008, 06:58:23 PM »
also i feel violated
Welcome to The Flat Earth Society, enjoy your stay!

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Re: FTW
« Reply #39 on: October 05, 2008, 06:59:24 PM »
also i feel violated
Welcome to The Flat Earth Society, enjoy your stay!
why thank you
when can i check out
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Re: FTW
« Reply #40 on: October 05, 2008, 07:04:39 PM »
Only Althalus, Gaylord and keeper of the holes can allow you to pass through the "check out" hole.

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Re: FTW
« Reply #41 on: October 05, 2008, 07:05:26 PM »
Only Althalus, Gaylord and keeper of the holes can allow you to pass through the "check out" hole.

oh noes then i failed for the rest of my life
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Re: FTW
« Reply #42 on: October 05, 2008, 07:06:49 PM »
Just continue to feel violated, it'll be fine ;D

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Re: FTW
« Reply #43 on: October 05, 2008, 07:08:46 PM »
Just continue to feel violated, it'll be fine ;D
i must go rant about my failure
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Sexual Harassment Panda

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Re: FTW
« Reply #44 on: October 05, 2008, 07:20:59 PM »
so as i was going to rant i came across this uber win by sum troll named sexual harassment panda and had to put it here
Maybe someone should become a cereal killer.

A-HA!
nooooooooo
not captain crunch
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Re: FTW
« Reply #45 on: October 06, 2008, 12:17:46 AM »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :-[
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Sexual Harassment Panda

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Re: FTW
« Reply #46 on: October 06, 2008, 11:29:39 AM »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :-[
your line stealing skills fail you
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Re: FTW
« Reply #47 on: October 06, 2008, 02:30:28 PM »

The amount of win in this sector is insufficient.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: FTW
« Reply #48 on: October 08, 2008, 07:57:52 PM »
Ah, ok. I haven't done much. Occasionally I'll have some of what J's having.

HOLY SHIT!

should that go in "FTW" or "MONSTER FAIL"?
Read the FAQS.

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Re: FTW
« Reply #49 on: October 08, 2008, 07:58:49 PM »
Ah, ok. I haven't done much. Occasionally I'll have some of what J's having.

HOLY SHIT!

should that go in "FTW" or "MONSTER FAIL"?
fail
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Re: FTW
« Reply #50 on: October 09, 2008, 09:18:17 AM »
Quote from: Arthur Schopenhauer
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

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Sexual Harassment Panda

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Re: FTW
« Reply #51 on: October 09, 2008, 05:04:39 PM »
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Re: FTW
« Reply #52 on: October 10, 2008, 12:07:22 PM »
This pwnage goes to Moon Squirter.  I'll merely got an assist.

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=23809.msg512236#msg512236

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Re: FTW
« Reply #53 on: October 10, 2008, 12:57:46 PM »
You could put at the start:
"DISCLAIMER- All characters portrayed in this book are fictional, and any resemblance to any person(s), living or dead, is purely conincidental"



Perfection.  You should also add a review of it as if it's a work of fiction (because it is) and make the review sort of "meh it was ok.  i've read better".

"Even as the only piece of free literature in the room it is barely passable, you're better spending the money on the adult films for a more coherent plotline, greater tension and explosive climaxes"
You think that a photograph is indisputable evidence?  Would you like me to show you a photograph of Barack Obama having sex with a gorilla?

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: FTW
« Reply #54 on: October 14, 2008, 10:26:04 PM »
They're Christians too!

Awww sorry, that is an incorrect answer. 

Tell her what she didn't win John.


Well Bob, she didn't win the new washer and dryer combo, and she didn't win the new dining room set, and she didn't win the trip to Aruba.

But thanks for playing and we will see you next time on NAME  THAT  RELIGION!!!





Remember to have your pets spayed or neutered.

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Re: FTW
« Reply #55 on: October 14, 2008, 10:31:18 PM »
Now now, you do know that quoting yourself in the win thread is an autofail, right?
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Vauxhall

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Re: FTW
« Reply #56 on: October 14, 2008, 10:32:08 PM »
Now now, you do know that quoting yourself in the win thread is an autofail, right?

I second this for greatness and much truth.
Read the FAQS.

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: FTW
« Reply #57 on: October 14, 2008, 10:33:18 PM »
Dammit.

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Re: FTW
« Reply #58 on: October 14, 2008, 10:41:03 PM »
They're Christians too!

Awww sorry, that is an incorrect answer. 

Tell her what she didn't win John.


Well Bob, she didn't win the new washer and dryer combo, and she didn't win the new dining room set, and she didn't win the trip to Aruba.

But thanks for playing and we will see you next time on NAME  THAT  RELIGION!!!





Remember to have your pets spayed or neutered.
Also considering you are wrong in the quote makes this a ftf.

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WardoggKC130FE

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Re: FTW
« Reply #59 on: October 14, 2008, 10:41:39 PM »
They're Christians too!

Awww sorry, that is an incorrect answer. 

Tell her what she didn't win John.


Well Bob, she didn't win the new washer and dryer combo, and she didn't win the new dining room set, and she didn't win the trip to Aruba.

But thanks for playing and we will see you next time on NAME  THAT  RELIGION!!!





Remember to have your pets spayed or neutered.
Also considering you are wrong in the quote makes this a ftf.

Nope, it was proven correct by multiple members.