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Re: FTW
« Reply #120 on: October 17, 2008, 02:58:58 PM »
Ahem. I repeat:

I am the greetest! Ya rly!
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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

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Re: FTW
« Reply #121 on: October 22, 2008, 09:58:46 AM »
You guys are fucking nerds.

I'm going to go fap to furry porn.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

Re: FTW
« Reply #122 on: October 22, 2008, 10:04:38 AM »
Nice attempt at trolling. Ignore him warrdog.

I like the calling marines names. I dislike warrdog, but if you had to spend a day as a marine you'd cry yourself to sleep and probably piss your little panties. I bet it's a cake walk watching your friends leave each night as you go to sleep, never knowing if they'll come back alive, or if they'll be horribly disfigured or dead.

I know you won't fight for your freedom, and call anyone that does the dirty jobs that keep you in your lifestyle a murderer. As a citizen you are as much a murderer. That pair of nikes you wear? They make you the owner of the sweatshop. That car you drive? You are paying for terrorists that bomb small children. That bottle in your hand? It makes you the polluter of the earth. That load of semen you blew to some chick on the internet? It makes you a debaser of women. It makes you a waster of resources, how much energy did you just waste pleasuring yourself? you are a waste of biological mass.

This is one of the winningmost things I have read on this forum.
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Re: FTW
« Reply #123 on: October 22, 2008, 10:28:00 AM »
:'( I'll never fap again!
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: FTW
« Reply #124 on: October 24, 2008, 10:18:49 AM »

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Re: FTW
« Reply #125 on: October 24, 2008, 11:26:18 AM »
I have come to believe hitler was an emo.

He wrote a book called "My struggle"
He had mommy issues
He wanted to be an artist
He failed at being an artist
He blamed all his problems on someone else
He killed himself
He went on stage and whined and screamed about the people causing his issues
He dressed like a nazi
Armbands nuff said

Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

Re: FTW
« Reply #126 on: October 24, 2008, 11:11:13 PM »

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Re: FTW
« Reply #127 on: October 24, 2008, 11:17:31 PM »
Read the FAQS.

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Re: FTW
« Reply #128 on: October 25, 2008, 04:25:02 AM »
:'( I'll never fap again!
Guillotine FTW.

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Re: FTW
« Reply #129 on: October 25, 2008, 10:21:48 AM »
Nice attempt at trolling. Ignore him warrdog.

I like the calling marines names. I dislike warrdog, but if you had to spend a day as a marine you'd cry yourself to sleep and probably piss your little panties. I bet it's a cake walk watching your friends leave each night as you go to sleep, never knowing if they'll come back alive, or if they'll be horribly disfigured or dead.

I know you won't fight for your freedom, and call anyone that does the dirty jobs that keep you in your lifestyle a murderer. As a citizen you are as much a murderer. That pair of nikes you wear? They make you the owner of the sweatshop. That car you drive? You are paying for terrorists that bomb small children. That bottle in your hand? It makes you the polluter of the earth. That load of semen you blew to some chick on the internet? It makes you a debaser of women. It makes you a waster of resources, how much energy did you just waste pleasuring yourself? you are a waste of biological mass.

:'( I'll never fap again!

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Re: FTW
« Reply #130 on: October 25, 2008, 12:19:03 PM »

Nice attempt at trolling. Ignore him warrdog.

I like the calling marines names. I dislike warrdog, but if you had to spend a day as a marine you'd cry yourself to sleep and probably piss your little panties. I bet it's a cake walk watching your friends leave each night as you go to sleep, never knowing if they'll come back alive, or if they'll be horribly disfigured or dead.

I know you won't fight for your freedom, and call anyone that does the dirty jobs that keep you in your lifestyle a murderer. As a citizen you are as much a murderer. That pair of nikes you wear? They make you the owner of the sweatshop. That car you drive? You are paying for terrorists that bomb small children. That bottle in your hand? It makes you the polluter of the earth. That load of semen you blew to some chick on the internet? It makes you a debaser of women. It makes you a waster of resources, how much energy did you just waste pleasuring yourself? you are a waste of biological mass.

I lol'd. Unfortunately, it's more true than most are willing to believe.
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Re: FTW
« Reply #131 on: October 28, 2008, 05:23:25 PM »
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: FTW
« Reply #132 on: October 28, 2008, 06:08:54 PM »


Fucking WIN. I think I'll sign this too.

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Re: FTW
« Reply #133 on: October 28, 2008, 06:58:31 PM »
Might as well sig it too. Wardogg pisses me off.
Nothing better at the moment anyways.
« Last Edit: October 28, 2008, 07:01:02 PM by ﮎingulaЯiτy »
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Re: FTW
« Reply #134 on: October 28, 2008, 07:10:19 PM »
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Re: FTW
« Reply #135 on: November 02, 2008, 05:19:35 PM »
Quote from: Arthur Schopenhauer
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

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Re: FTW
« Reply #137 on: November 14, 2008, 06:51:40 PM »
???
"Philosophy wasn't the same. The school had to be completely changed, but it could be changed because we had learned our lesson."
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Re: FTW
« Reply #138 on: November 14, 2008, 06:54:17 PM »
Read the FAQS.

Re: FTW
« Reply #139 on: November 14, 2008, 07:05:25 PM »
The amount of fail emanating from that thread is overwhelming.
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Re: FTW
« Reply #140 on: November 15, 2008, 02:40:24 AM »
I never even posted in that thread!
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Re: FTW
« Reply #142 on: December 04, 2008, 06:03:44 PM »
This gem comes from the Twilight thread.

Which out of these two do you think would get laid more often?
Hey bitch, here's a tip:

The one of the left is an actual monster. The one on the right is shitty character whose primary purpose is to wet the penguins of brainless twits such as yourself. If monsters have any place in literature it's to examine humanity, and being a sparkly man-fairly or getting laid by emo penguins doesn't accomplish that.

Now get the fuck off the internet and go back to your laguna beach or whatever the current hawtness is.

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Re: FTW
« Reply #143 on: December 04, 2008, 10:47:12 PM »
This gem comes from the Twilight thread.

Which out of these two do you think would get laid more often?
Hey bitch, here's a tip:

The one of the left is an actual monster. The one on the right is shitty character whose primary purpose is to wet the penguins of brainless twits such as yourself. If monsters have any place in literature it's to examine humanity, and being a sparkly man-fairly or getting laid by emo penguins doesn't accomplish that.

Now get the fuck off the internet and go back to your laguna beach or whatever the current hawtness is.
Kudos to Althalus for once.

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Re: FTW
« Reply #144 on: December 04, 2008, 10:53:25 PM »
Destroying a fourteen year old girl's beliefs is the closest FES has to success.

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Re: FTW
« Reply #145 on: December 05, 2008, 12:15:55 AM »
Bar the Tombot of course.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Re: FTW
« Reply #146 on: April 17, 2009, 02:20:56 PM »
So The Earth must consist only of Canary Wharf. I thought so. Hills and things are faked.

From a distance, Canary Wharf looks like this.






Nice photo. I think the ISO was a little too high as I can see some graininess in there. You could have done to use a smaller aperture too, as the depth of focus ruins the composition for me.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: FTW
« Reply #147 on: April 17, 2009, 05:45:46 PM »
Does everyone remember this moment in FES win history?

Yeah, I do. You posted it five posts ago.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: FTW
« Reply #148 on: April 17, 2009, 05:47:12 PM »
I lol'd, I'll get rid of the second one then. It had been a while since this thread was posted in wasn't it?

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Re: FTW
« Reply #149 on: April 18, 2009, 06:20:54 PM »
There's better cheaper ways of defrauding people.

Like what?


Anything that doesn't involve building rockets.

So purchasing a large mint-choc ice cream from the dead squirrel lying under a tree in Delhi is a good way to befraud people? No? Be more fucking specific.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.