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FTW
« on: September 17, 2008, 10:51:01 AM »
In response to my monster fail thread I thought that a 'ultimate win' thread was needed.

You've just pwned someone so hard you think they're going to spontaneously combust - where are such victories recorded? Right here. Start winning, start posting.
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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2008, 12:24:01 PM »
How do i link this over to monster fails?
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2008, 01:57:58 PM »
Quote from: Raist on September 17, 2008, 12:24:01 PM
How do i link this over to monster fails?

Win.  And it didn't even need to be linked here!
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Quote from: wise on August 21, 2018, 11:47:45 PM
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?
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Re: FTW
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2008, 03:05:26 PM »
Quote from: Roundy the Truthinessist on September 17, 2008, 01:57:58 PM
Quote from: Raist on September 17, 2008, 12:24:01 PM
How do i link this over to monster fails?

Win.  And it didn't even need to be linked here!

I'm not sure whether to be pleased or annoyed by this combination of insult and compliment...
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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2008, 04:05:01 PM »
I'll start. I made a civilization in Spore which was composed entirely of the 'Peanut butter jelly time' banana. The people, spaceship, houses, everything. I lol'd.
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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2008, 04:41:58 PM »
Quote from: Wendigo on September 17, 2008, 04:05:01 PM
I'll start. I made a civilization in Spore which was composed entirely of the 'Peanut butter jelly time' banana. The people, spaceship, houses, everything. I lol'd.
I finally made it to space, then proceeded to be raped, by some religious atocracy that decided i needed to pay them more money than i owned.
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Re: FTW
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2008, 05:33:16 PM »
Quote from: Raist on September 17, 2008, 04:41:58 PM
Quote from: Wendigo on September 17, 2008, 04:05:01 PM
I'll start. I made a civilization in Spore which was composed entirely of the 'Peanut butter jelly time' banana. The people, spaceship, houses, everything. I lol'd.
I finally made it to space, then proceeded to be raped, by some religious atocracy that decided i needed to pay them more money than i owned.
u lost. lol
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Re: FTW
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2008, 04:12:53 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2008, 08:29:28 PM »
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Quote from: Ævan on August 11, 2013, 01:18:20 PM
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.
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Re: FTW
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2008, 11:17:06 PM »
The opening line is a classic.  "Let us consider the RE model, and please no giggling."
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Quote from: wise on August 21, 2018, 11:47:45 PM
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« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2008, 03:56:18 AM »
I love his description of the RE oceans as "giant liquid clouds".
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Quote from: Ævan on August 11, 2013, 01:18:20 PM
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.
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« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2008, 04:17:11 AM »
I love his "Up means up to me. If up means down or sideways to you, you are mistaken."

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=12255.0
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« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2008, 02:55:18 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2008, 10:55:42 PM »
Some epic win by Roundy. This post and his next one:

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=23503.msg495233#msg495233
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Re: FTW
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2008, 01:59:58 AM »
Quote from: General Douchebag on September 26, 2008, 01:47:23 AM
And you being shit at physics doesn't strengthen your argument.
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Quote from: Ævan on August 11, 2013, 01:18:20 PM
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.
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Re: FTW
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2008, 03:22:02 AM »
Quote from: Matrix on September 26, 2008, 03:00:06 AM
Funk Master - you've clearly been reading far too much sokarul for your own good.
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Quote from: Ævan on August 11, 2013, 01:18:20 PM
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Re: FTW
« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2008, 11:11:24 PM »
Quote from: Euclid on September 28, 2008, 11:02:40 PM
Quote from: Muffz on September 28, 2008, 09:40:35 PM
Blasphemy! Chuck Norris > Everything.

Heh?

Everything = Chuck Norris + Everything but Chuck Norris

Therefore,

Chuck Norris > Chuck Norris + Everything but Chuck Norris.

Subtracting Chuck Norris, we obtain

0 > Everything but Chuck Norris.

The existence of Chuck Norris implies that we are less than nothing!

This is clearly impossible, so by contradiction, your statement must be wrong.  Therefore, there must be something greater than Chuck Norris.  That something is Tom Bishop.  QED
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Quote from: Ævan on August 11, 2013, 01:18:20 PM
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.
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Re: FTW
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2008, 01:39:25 AM »
Quote from: Osama  bin Laden on September 28, 2008, 11:11:24 PM
Quote from: Euclid on September 28, 2008, 11:02:40 PM
Quote from: Muffz on September 28, 2008, 09:40:35 PM
Blasphemy! Chuck Norris > Everything.

Heh?

Everything = Chuck Norris + Everything but Chuck Norris

Therefore,

Chuck Norris > Chuck Norris + Everything but Chuck Norris.

Subtracting Chuck Norris, we obtain

0 > Everything but Chuck Norris.

The existence of Chuck Norris implies that we are less than nothing!

This is clearly impossible, so by contradiction, your statement must be wrong.  Therefore, there must be something greater than Chuck Norris.  That something is Tom Bishop.  QED

Awesome ;D
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Re: FTW
« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2008, 02:24:34 AM »
Also, that could probably be used on christians. Unless they go "Well of course we are less than nothing, you're comparing to GOD!" ::) Silly christians.
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Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.
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Re: FTW
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2008, 02:26:11 AM »
I agree.
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« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2008, 02:29:43 AM »
ITT smug fags.
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« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2008, 02:30:01 AM »
Of course, they're going to have at least one or two more words in all CAPS. ::) Sorry Althalus.
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Quote from: Wendy on December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 PM
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.
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Re: FTW
« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2008, 02:34:06 AM »
ITT is an acronym, moron.
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Re: FTW
« Reply #23 on: September 29, 2008, 02:35:49 AM »
I know, but you condemned me for being smug, and therefore, I tried to humble myself by correcting myself. I seek no argument with you.
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Quote from: Wendy on December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 PM
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Re: FTW
« Reply #24 on: September 29, 2008, 09:14:49 AM »
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« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2008, 12:09:23 PM »
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« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2008, 12:52:07 PM »
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Re: FTW
« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2008, 02:01:07 PM »
Please, do. Those not capable of debate resort to ad hominem. Oscar Wilde taught me that. ::)
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Quote from: Wendy on December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 PM
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.
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Re: FTW
« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2008, 02:35:59 PM »
Also, on topic:
Quote from: AbdulAziz on September 29, 2008, 10:54:21 AM
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Your either a troll, or completely void of the ability to separate yourself from your condition and use reason.

Might be both :)
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Re: FTW
« Reply #29 on: October 01, 2008, 10:24:27 PM »
Quote from: John Jackson on October 01, 2008, 10:20:43 PM
There is a hypothetical text believed among Christians to tell the story of God revealing the truth to Jesus deciples. It goes on as something like this:

And the
Lord
Said
Onto His

Deciples
Only Jesus of
Nazareth is
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