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Do you think I am a troll

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Am I a troll?

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Raist

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Am I a troll?
« on: September 21, 2008, 10:49:01 AM »
I just really want to know if I be a troll. It's fine if I am. I just need a little bit of perspective. Feel free to tell me what you think of me. If it is especially horrid, (or overly sexual) send it to my pm box, there may be small children.

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cmdshft

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Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2008, 10:51:18 AM »
Also, dongs.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2008, 10:55:22 AM »

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Parsifal

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Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2008, 10:57:47 AM »
tl;dr
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Sean

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Better bring a better augment, something not so stupid.

Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2008, 11:04:02 AM »
yes just like me and yo momma

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cmdshft

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Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2008, 11:07:30 AM »
yes just like me and yo momma

[] TITS
[] GTFO

The choice is yours.

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Sean

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Quote from: sokarul
Better bring a better augment, something not so stupid.

Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2008, 12:03:42 PM »
wwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


trolls live under bridges and go "ughhh give me money to cross my bridge"

i just tell them "fuck off troll" and it usually works.

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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2008, 12:26:57 PM »
But I will protect them, I will save the pretty ones,
With their smiles and their sparkling eyes

But let the ugly ones die
I have no place for them, in my new world order

I won't waste my seed on hideous trolls.
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the trolls,
Hunt them down there shall be no clemency

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the trolls,
Look under the bridges - that's where they hide
(that's where they hide)

And beauty shall be my bride.

Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2008, 12:31:38 PM »
Eh hello? Have you ever seen a troll??

I was out for a walk one day, came across this bridge. Next thing this troll jumps out and goes "uuuuuugggggghhhhhhhh give me money and you can cross my bridge."

I said "HEY TROLL. go fuck yourself!!"

He said "no give me money uuugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

I said "give you money? you owe me 2 fiddy from last time i aint giving you more money you gimp!"

he turned around and I tell you no lie......he took a shit on my shoe. A dirty big shit.

Now tell ME trolls are nice. My hole.

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Raist

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Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2008, 12:33:51 PM »
wwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


trolls live under bridges and go "ughhh give me money to cross my bridge"

i just tell them "fuck off troll" and it usually works.
Oh, you're a troglodyte. Should have known.

Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2008, 01:07:05 PM »
wwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


trolls live under bridges and go "ughhh give me money to cross my bridge"

i just tell them "fuck off troll" and it usually works.
Oh, you're a troglodyte. Should have known.


Takes one to know one

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2008, 01:09:07 PM »
Yes Raistypoo, you are a troll.  Also, dongs.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Raist

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Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2008, 01:17:43 PM »
wwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


trolls live under bridges and go "ughhh give me money to cross my bridge"

i just tell them "fuck off troll" and it usually works.
Oh, you're a troglodyte. Should have known.


Takes one to know one
Not really.


@space cowgirl. Thank you. hugs and kisses.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2008, 01:38:31 PM »
wwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


trolls live under bridges and go "ughhh give me money to cross my bridge"

i just tell them "fuck off troll" and it usually works.
Oh, you're a troglodyte. Should have known.


Takes one to know one

What the fuck is with that comeback?  Maddox wrote about it once.  By saying "takes one to know one" you're basically admitting to be a troglodyte.  Terrible.

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The Terror

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Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2008, 01:41:08 PM »
It's a kamikaze comeback

Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2008, 01:56:11 PM »
OOOHHHHHHHHHH. bite my juicy hairy balls.

I am rubber you are glue. Anything you say bounces off me an sticks to you. Faggot face

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cmdshft

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Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2008, 02:16:42 PM »
OOOHHHHHHHHHH. bite my juicy hairy balls.

I am rubber you are glue. Anything you say bounces off me an sticks to you. Faggot face

Real original, penguinbag. Did you hurt yourself coming up with that awesome insult?

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Raist

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Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2008, 02:17:36 PM »
OOOHHHHHHHHHH. bite my juicy hairy balls.

I am rubber you are glue. Anything you say bounces off me an sticks to you. Faggot face
You also get wrapped around some dudes dick, and filled with cum when he is finished. I wouldn't brag about being a rubber.

Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2008, 02:19:29 PM »
No i hurt your mother giving it to her up the ass.

Your dad likes it too. made me shoot all over her face.


ANYWAY BACK ON TOPIC TROLLS

Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2008, 04:27:19 PM »
In the broader context of the site, everyone is technically a troll.

However, you rarely derail threads or spam and when you do, it's usually necessary. You regularly take part in some of the more serious discussions and have at least proven that you are not mentally incompetent (which is generally an achievement in this place). On any other forum, you would be a valued regular.

Here, you're a troll. Just like the rest of us. Don't worry, we'll make room under our bridge...snuggle in a bit closer...oh! You're clothing is all damp...clinging to you...

(As requested, the rest will be sent via PM for the sake of younger audiences.)

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2008, 04:38:56 PM »
Naughty, send me a copy!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Raist

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Re: Am I a troll?
« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2008, 07:01:47 PM »
In the broader context of the site, everyone is technically a troll.

However, you rarely derail threads or spam and when you do, it's usually necessary. You regularly take part in some of the more serious discussions and have at least proven that you are not mentally incompetent (which is generally an achievement in this place). On any other forum, you would be a valued regular.

Here, you're a troll. Just like the rest of us. Don't worry, we'll make room under our bridge...snuggle in a bit closer...oh! You're clothing is all damp...clinging to you...

(As requested, the rest will be sent via PM for the sake of younger audiences.)
MOAR!

(thank you, that was actually a thoughtful response.)