First off, this is my first post, I just found this forum while looking up crazy stuff, and this is really up there. I'm not quite sure where to begin since I have so much to say. I'm not an expert and won't try to look like one. All I AM an expert in is my own experiences and what I've been around.
1. My cousin is an astronaut that has actually gone into space AND the International Space Station. I've been able to tour NASA and see the components being sent up in the shuttles. I've witnessed 2 shuttle launches, and I assure you I've never been threatened, bribed (I wish I had been!) or anything else. There are usually several hundred people there to watch the launch, many with telescopes and they watch the shuttle climb. I've also used a telescope to see the shuttle while its in space. How do I know its the shuttle? Look through a strong telescope and tell me that isn't the shuttle.
2. Your theory on satellite tv just doesn't add up. My dish has to be pointed at the right area of the southern sky, or it doesn't work. It also doesn't work if I cover it up with something. Last winter it was covered with ice and I had to climb out on my roof and knock it off for it to work again. If it were just a broadcast of some sort, it would no matter what direction I pointed it. Also, what about satellite radio? Again, it has to have a clear line of sight into the southern sky or it doesn't work. I've lost signal when driving through tunnels, trees or even next to semi's on the highway. If it were just a radio signal that was tricking me into believing it was satellite why would the signal be lost in those instances?
Thats the 2 big ones I've seen so far.