When you disregard the fact that constant acceleration of the Earth would require amounts of energy approaching infinity, aswell as the inconsistencies as to what is affected by the UA, the theory [of UA] isn't too bad. As long as we all remained within the same frame of reference as the Earth, we wouldn't even notice any causality effects. Sure, if we could see anything outside of that frame of reference, it would appear to be whizzing past us at near infinite velocity - but that obviously isn't the case.
As for satellites and everything that goes with them, I've never seen a sufficient "FExplanation" either. The fact that everybody within a very large area can point their dish in roughly the same direction and all recieve a signal from the same source should be a fairly clear indicator that it can't be coming from anything as close as FET would allow. But, since satellites and sat dishes are man-made objects, you can be pretty sure that the FExplanation will involve the word "conspiracy".
As I noted a while ago, the art of arguing for FET is to tilt the playing field in such a way that all your opponents are arguing up a hill, while you sit at the top and roll iron balls marked "conspiracy" and "bendy light" down at them every once in a while. Just learn to laugh at it, and you'll start having a fun time.