M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!

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M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« on: September 15, 2008, 04:12:29 PM »
People sig stupid stuff, some of which is just too damn hilarious to be lost, like tears in rain.

If you find something particularly fail-worthy, I say post it here, for all to remember and marvel at.  For eternity (or teh lulz).

Fire away people!


EDIT: Report epic win here.
« Last Edit: September 17, 2008, 10:53:54 AM by Matrix »
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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2008, 04:13:17 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2008, 04:24:56 PM »
BTW I proved your sig Matrix.  See thread.

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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2008, 08:15:52 PM »
As the population increases, the weight of the earth as a whole (including all of its contents) would increase.

So the planet cannot accelerate upward at a constant rate due to it gaining weight, yet the upward force remaining constant.

Explain.

Thanks.

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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2008, 09:59:29 PM »
BTW I proved your sig Matrix.  See thread.
You haven't proved mine.

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WardoggKC130FE

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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2008, 10:06:14 PM »
BTW I proved your sig Matrix.  See thread.
You haven't proved mine.

Your right.  I was confused.  It was the protom I was referring to.  Thanks to your superior knowledge I have now learned the difference between the two.  Its almost as much of a difference as your dick sucking ability, and my ability to satisfy women.  Thanks again.

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« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2008, 10:30:34 PM »
a partial ironised metal has an altered affect on the metals surface area distribution.

DE leaches onto the negative charges dispelled during the "change over affect" the earths magnets also disrupt some of the signals thus decreasing acceleration.

My friend who has great knowledge in science taught me this however the source of this has since been closed down due to supression by the NASA and the government.
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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2008, 01:22:19 AM »
Abort, Retry, Wardogg.

It's simple enough, x=a/h. See, no numbers needed.

That doesn't solve the actual equation.  I say that x cannot equal a divided by h.  Prove me wrong.

So when you said you'd disproved my sig in this thread, what you actually meant was you'd decided you'd completely failed and just thought you'd drag me back in to tell you again?  Well, ok, if that's what floats your boat...

x = a/h was defined.  If you don't believe that it's the correct definition, then fine, you can do what you were talking about and test it with numbers. If the relationship was arrived at through pure theoretical derivation, however, that doesn't make it invalid.  Maybe x = a/h is the result of a proof that cannot be refuted theoretically.  It's still maths.  You're confusing pure maths with applied maths, or maths with physics.  You're also confusing proving me wrong with being an utter failure.
Quote from: Arthur Schopenhauer
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

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WardoggKC130FE

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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2008, 01:48:05 AM »
Abort, Retry, Wardogg.

It's simple enough, x=a/h. See, no numbers needed.

That doesn't solve the actual equation.  I say that x cannot equal a divided by h.  Prove me wrong.

So when you said you'd disproved my sig in this thread, what you actually meant was you'd decided you'd completely failed and just thought you'd drag me back in to tell you again?  Well, ok, if that's what floats your boat...

x = a/h was defined.  If you don't believe that it's the correct definition, then fine, you can do what you were talking about and test it with numbers. If the relationship was arrived at through pure theoretical derivation, however, that doesn't make it invalid.  Maybe x = a/h is the result of a proof that cannot be refuted theoretically.  It's still maths.  You're confusing pure maths with applied maths, or maths with physics.  You're also confusing proving me wrong with being an utter failure.

lrn2quote

Also you fail.  You can't prove the equation without the numbers.  IE the math part.

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« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2008, 02:03:16 AM »

lrn2quote

lrn2read - the quote was from another thread (the one you referred to).

Also you fail.  You can't prove the equation without the numbers.  IE the math part.

Once again, you're confusing applied and pure maths.  A pure proof can be accomplished without any numbers at all, since a pure proof could merely be relational based on fundamental theory.

The proof you're talking about: taking a mathematically described theory and plugging in real world numbers to test it's veracity
The proof you're forgetting exists: building a relational model of variables from first principles with supporting pure proofs

For the first case, you're absolutely right.  You cannot verify a physical theory without experimental evidence.
For the second case, you are mistaken - it is perfectly valid to have a mathematical proof without any use of numbers whatsoever.
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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

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« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2008, 05:44:53 AM »
Light is not conveyed by protons?  What are you smoking?  Protons are the essence of light.  If protons didn't exist we wouldn't have light.  Seriously dude where have you been learning all this crap.

It might have been a troll, but it's still good stuff.
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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

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« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2008, 06:38:07 PM »
Nothing can accelerate at at constant rate: Rate means speed, and the idea of a constant speed specifically means not accelerating.
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« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2008, 06:39:30 PM »
Nothing can accelerate at at constant rate: Rate means speed, and the idea of a constant speed specifically means not accelerating.

I don't even know where to begin with that one. Some people are beyond help.
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« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2008, 08:18:01 PM »
Light is not conveyed by protons?  What are you smoking?  Protons are the essence of light.  If protons didn't exist we wouldn't have light.  Seriously dude where have you been learning all this crap.

It might have been a troll, but it's still good stuff.

I know, it was funny wasn't it?

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« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2008, 08:19:50 PM »
My sig.

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« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2008, 08:23:44 PM »
I know, it was funny wasn't it?
Or, you know, maybe you were just confused between the two, blew your bubbles when you wrote the post, and then tried to claim it as "trolling" to cover your tracks.

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« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2008, 08:25:44 PM »
I know, it was funny wasn't it?
Or, you know, maybe you were just confused between the two, blew your bubbles when you wrote the post, and then tried to claim it as "trolling" to cover your tracks.

Or maybe....wait, never mind.  I don't want another nasty gram because I bruised your ego.

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« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2008, 08:32:28 PM »
Let's not clutter a great thread with personal attacks.
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« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2008, 12:23:43 AM »
But it seams if you where to jump from a plane over FE that you would fall back to the planet at a max speed of 1g since FE is accelerating upward at 1g.

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Okay number one nothing every came from something number two Something like a big ball of mass ....triggering the universe is stupid. For instance umm how would it trigger why and when? all your stating is a theory. Its now been proven then every peice of matter in its simpless form and down to its foundation beyond Electrons neutrons and protons are quarts and beyond that its Soundwaves. So the Bible states in the begining God created the heavens and the earth. And God Said Let there be light ....LOL this was written over 2000 years ago if you will study the so called big bang theroy the first thing scientist say exsisted at the boom was LIGHT ...LOL kinda funny. You know that Light is simply a form of Sound that has Speed up.  So as far as the personal God part LOL ya he has it all planed out the whole bible written far beyond all our modern things Actually shows the world round. Shows us Things all the time even today about medicine. For instance the Jews were told by God to never eat pork....no one understood why until now we find they are one of the worse animals to eat..they cause deases and many other issues. Yet the Bible simple calls unclean...Even today stuff in bible is happening. For instance in the Book of Daniel in the Bible it talks about a Roman empire being build agian...guess what the European union is ...LOL it only has two or three countries to include and it will be as it is in the Book of Revelations...Also all the Prophecies about Jesus in the Old testament was written 1000 years or more in some cases before his comeing and Boom here he has fullfilled them all some beyond his control. Like his blood line where he would live where he would be born ..even how he would Die strips on his back and peirced hands and feet. I happen to know God he talks all the time just most people don't stop to listen. And fact is most people are afraid to listen. Second I have seen healings and I have seen angels with my owen eyes. I have seen the future and even told people and it happen...yes there are prophets ...Jesus when he left said he left the church Prophets Teachers Pastors Evanglist and the Apostile...Unfortunately Only they that SEEK the truth with and open mind can find it. The bible is the only book that Says God wrote it to you...number two its the only Religon that the book says TEST ME>!  TEST GOD>!   Why is Christainity diffrent from every other Religon well its not a Religon its a RELATIONSHIP. There is scripture for all this. You don't get to heaven by works like everyone and every religon claims you get there by beleiving on Jesus Christ that he loved you died for your sins and rose agian that you could have eternal life. Go read Gensis and then God read the Gospels Mathew Mark Luke John. Jesus Claimed to be God in Human form. His disciples even died for him. Which simples means Either Life has a purpose or we should just blow up the whole planet cause we are wasting space time and there isn't a reason to be here>>>So is there a reason or not? Find that one out. Cause I have already found it. Nothing in heaven or Earth or even in Hell or all creation can Seperate me from the Love of MY and ONLY True God Jesus Christ.    " I am the Way, The Truth, and the Life no man comes to the father but by ME>" Jesus Christ.

The wall of text is worth reading. At least the first few sentences.
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« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2008, 12:25:54 AM »
"Beyond Electrons neutrons and protons are quarts and beyond that its Soundwaves" is the best part.
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« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2008, 12:26:50 AM »
I prefer this one.  Now I am going to have to choose which of my sigs goes.


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You know that Light is simply a form of Sound that has Speed up.

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« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2008, 12:27:37 AM »
I prefer this one.  Now I am going to have to choose which of my sigs goes.


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You know that Light is simply a form of Sound that has Speed up.
What thread is that from?

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« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2008, 12:29:24 AM »
Aw...I was hoping the guy wasn't just a troll... :(

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« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2008, 01:52:19 AM »
f'(y(t))2 = c2/y'(t)2 - 1

Therefore:

f'(y(t)) = (c/y'(t) + 1)

or

f'(y(t)) = (c/y'(t) - 1)

I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2008, 01:53:32 AM »
f'(y(t))2 = c2/y'(t)2 - 1

Therefore:

f'(y(t)) = (c/y'(t) + 1)

or

f'(y(t)) = (c/y'(t) - 1)

LOL! NO WAI! :D

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« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2008, 01:57:04 AM »
f'(y(t))2 = c2/y'(t)2 - 1

Therefore:

f'(y(t)) = (c/y'(t) + 1)

or

f'(y(t)) = (c/y'(t) - 1)


So that's the trick I was missing all these years... my my, that would have made my degree a lot easier! Overfail.
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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

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« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2008, 02:00:17 AM »
I'm tempted to sig it, but I'm not sure it would fit.

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« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2008, 02:00:46 AM »
I'm not sure it would fit.

That's what she said.
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« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2008, 09:18:19 AM »
If you face north, and walk backwards (south) you have negitive acceleration.
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