The Official Goatse Thread

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The Official Goatse Thread
« on: September 11, 2008, 02:36:34 AM »
« Last Edit: April 29, 2009, 11:31:14 AM by Robosteve »
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2008, 02:40:46 AM »
Allow me to be the first to throw up a bit in my mouth.

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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2008, 05:46:14 AM »
This thread wins.
Our existentialist, relativist, nihilist, determinist, fascist, eugenicist moderator hath returned.
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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2008, 07:25:33 AM »
I agree

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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2008, 07:48:31 AM »
This is the first thread from Osama that I don't like. Otherwise I find him hilarious.

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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2008, 08:51:48 AM »
Winrar!

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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2008, 09:25:48 AM »
Not funny at all. 
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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2008, 09:30:59 AM »
Speaking of WTC, Osama didn't make it fall down!
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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2008, 09:42:24 AM »
Speaking of WTC, Osama didn't make it fall down!

I totally agree.  Physics did. 
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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2008, 10:50:38 AM »
Speaking of WTC, Osama didn't make it fall down!

I totally agree.  Physics did. 

LOL, I would have been dissapointed if you hadn't of said that!  ;)

Any way, I am saying that the US used demolition charges to make the WTC fall.
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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2008, 10:53:34 AM »
Speaking of WTC, Osama didn't make it fall down!

I totally agree.  Physics did. 

LOL, I would have been dissapointed if you hadn't of said that!  ;)

Any way, I am saying that the US used demolition charges to make the WTC fall.

I know.  I am making fun of how stupid you are for thinking that. 
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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2008, 11:58:32 AM »
Collective trauma tends to bring out the sheep in us. Which is nice when you're a wolf.
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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2008, 12:20:09 PM »
Speaking of WTC, Osama didn't make it fall down!

I totally agree.  Physics did. 

LOL, I would have been dissapointed if you hadn't of said that!  ;)

Any way, I am saying that the US used demolition charges to make the WTC fall.

I know.  I am making fun of how stupid you are for thinking that. 

Oh yeah, I am stupid, AND you are smart! I thouroughly enjoyed reading the counter-evidence you provided for my claim as well!  ;)
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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2008, 02:18:55 PM »
Provide all the evidence you have the US brought them down, and I will refute it.  One at a time to please to keep from things getting forgotten.


BTW Robosteve, not cool man.

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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2008, 02:40:48 PM »

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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2008, 02:45:41 PM »

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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2008, 02:50:01 PM »
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2008, 02:53:21 PM »

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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2008, 03:02:23 PM »

Fgt.

as a greater man than you once said "Die in a fire"

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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2008, 03:03:32 PM »
To anyone who was genuinely offended, allow me to explain something to you:

This may not be 4chan, but it is still the Internet.  Nothing is sacred.  Nothing.  I believe that 9/11 was a real tragedy, as I'm sure most everyone else does.  I think what Osama posted was hilarious, but I don't go around cracking jokes about 9/11 in public.  There's a difference between making fun of something on the Internet and making fun of something IRL.  This subforum was designed to be obnoxious and random.  Just relax.

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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2008, 03:03:47 PM »
Fgt.

as a greater man than you once said "Die in a fire"

I hear that method of death had a brief moment of popularity about seven years ago.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2008, 03:05:03 PM »
Fgt.

as a greater man than you once said "Die in a fire"

I hear that method of death had a brief moment of popularity about seven years ago.
Probably. Also I wasn't offended. I just wanted my sentiments felt.

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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2008, 07:16:23 PM »
Speaking of WTC, Osama didn't make it fall down!

I totally agree.  Physics did. 

Hey! I didn't do shit!!

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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2008, 08:56:30 PM »
Speaking of 9/11 (please don't shoot me down for this; I have a right to my opinion), I really think people should let that shit go.  I mean, yeah, it was a horrible thing done to my country, but it was seven fucking years ago, and my government is doing just as horrible stuff to other people today.  Plus, it's made all the ignorant rednecks hold a grudge against pretty much all foreigners.  Do you know how fucking small the extremist Muslim population is? Very.  And out of that tiny percentage, how many of those people do you think are actually plotting to obliterate America and all other infidels? That's just how they were fucking taught.  If you were taught your entire life to shoot a puppy every time you saw one, you'd do it happily.  If someone thought that what you were doing was wrong, you'd probably just say a big, "FUCK YOU!" too.  So there.

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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2008, 10:05:38 PM »
Speaking of 9/11 (please don't shoot me down for this; I have a right to my opinion), I really think people should let that shit go.  I mean, yeah, it was a horrible thing done to my country, but it was seven fucking years ago, and my government is doing just as horrible stuff to other people today.  Plus, it's made all the ignorant rednecks hold a grudge against pretty much all foreigners.  Do you know how fucking small the extremist Muslim population is? Very.  And out of that tiny percentage, how many of those people do you think are actually plotting to obliterate America and all other infidels? That's just how they were fucking taught.  If you were taught your entire life to shoot a puppy every time you saw one, you'd do it happily.  If someone thought that what you were doing was wrong, you'd probably just say a big, "FUCK YOU!" too.  So there.

Man I keep having to tell myself your only 14, to keep me from ripping you a new asshole.

Would you have the same sentiment if you lost your Father,Mother, Brother,Sister,Aunt,Uncle in thoses airplanes or buildings?  Or either war that ensued afterward?  I don't think so.  The fact that you were seven when this happened means you don't get to have an opinion about it.  STFU.
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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2008, 11:18:01 PM »
I made this exact same thread on another forum and it got deleted. lol.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2008, 11:43:56 PM »
Man I keep having to tell myself your only 14, to keep me from ripping you a new asshole.

Would you have the same sentiment if you lost your Father,Mother, Brother,Sister,Aunt,Uncle in thoses airplanes or buildings?  Or either war that ensued afterward?  I don't think so.  The fact that you were seven when this happened means you don't get to have an opinion about it.  STFU.
Relax...

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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2008, 04:11:26 AM »
Speaking of 9/11 (please don't shoot me down for this; I have a right to my opinion), I really think people should let that shit go.  I mean, yeah, it was a horrible thing done to my country, but it was seven fucking years ago, and my government is doing just as horrible stuff to other people today.  Plus, it's made all the ignorant rednecks hold a grudge against pretty much all foreigners.  Do you know how fucking small the extremist Muslim population is? Very.  And out of that tiny percentage, how many of those people do you think are actually plotting to obliterate America and all other infidels? That's just how they were fucking taught.  If you were taught your entire life to shoot a puppy every time you saw one, you'd do it happily.  If someone thought that what you were doing was wrong, you'd probably just say a big, "FUCK YOU!" too.  So there.

Man I keep having to tell myself your only 14, to keep me from ripping you a new asshole.

Would you have the same sentiment if you lost your Father,Mother, Brother,Sister,Aunt,Uncle in thoses airplanes or buildings?  Or either war that ensued afterward?  I don't think so.  The fact that you were seven when this happened means you don't get to have an opinion about it.  STFU.

Hey, Wardogg, look at this:

To anyone who was genuinely offended, allow me to explain something to you:

This may not be 4chan, but it is still the Internet.  Nothing is sacred.  Nothing.  I believe that 9/11 was a real tragedy, as I'm sure most everyone else does.  I think what Osama posted was hilarious, but I don't go around cracking jokes about 9/11 in public.  There's a difference between making fun of something on the Internet and making fun of something IRL.  This subforum was designed to be obnoxious and random.  Just relax.

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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2008, 07:44:30 AM »
Hey saddam, If I had posted that about the OP I would say you've got a leg to stand on.  Im not going to let some 14yr old post that bullshit on here without saying something.


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Re: Happy 9/11
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2008, 07:49:32 AM »
Yeah - Wardogg needs to play the victim so let him. Poor, poor America. It's the worst, most terrible thing that's ever happened to anybody in the world ever.

Yeah right.