Hello and thank you for the laughs!

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chucara

Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:34:58 PM »
Hello everyone! I just discovered this site, and I really enjoy some of the threads on the forum. Whoever created the this site is a comedy genius. The strange thing is that some times it's hard to tell whether some of the people actually believe this stuff, but you got to love a forum with a troll-to-normal user ratio like this one!

Thanks for the laughs, I'll stick around to read more.

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Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2008, 02:47:52 PM »
You're welcome for the laughs.  The person who created this site was being quite serious, but I'd be lying if I said that I didn't find any of the arguments on this website funny.  Anyway, there are a few people on this board who are genuine FE'ers, but they're seldom online.  The vast majority of us argue for FE simply because it's fun and challenging.

Anyway, welcome.  Don't take this site too seriously, is the best advice I can give. :)

Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2008, 02:56:53 PM »
There are no "genuine FEers"; they're all trolls. Except possibly Daniel.

The only reason I have any doubt that Daniel is a troll is that he does not post enough to be able to discern any intent. I suspect he started this half as a joke and half out of honest curiosity. There is no question about the others anymore though.

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Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2008, 03:25:09 PM »
Even Dogplatter?  For a troll, he sure is uptight.

Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2008, 03:26:32 PM »
Dogplatter is the biggest troll of them all. Have you read any of his threads?

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Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2008, 03:28:42 PM »
Yes, and he blows a gasket whenever anyone questions if he was joking.  Then he bans people who question his sanity.  If he's a troll, then he's also a corrupt mod.

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Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2008, 03:33:03 PM »
Now let's start talking about Tom.  >=D
We told you to go to rehab, but you were all like "no, no, no!" ::)

Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2008, 03:40:14 PM »
Dogplatter is the definition of a corrupt mod.

Tom occasionally slips up every once and a while, but he always deletes his posts that are suspect. I think the last one he posted was a thread about how the guy from Myth Busters had committed suicide right after releasing goatse-esque pictures of himself on the internet. Tom gloated over the downfall of this "celebrated globularist" and when we pointed out that it was all just a rumour started by SomethingAwful, he dared us to prove that it wasn't true...

Needless to say, the thread disappeared mysteriously the next day.

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Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2008, 03:41:36 PM »
How do you know Dogplatter isn't just a passionate FE'er?

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Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2008, 03:45:10 PM »
How do you know Dogplatter isn't just a passionate FE'er?

How can anyone be one?
We told you to go to rehab, but you were all like "no, no, no!" ::)

Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2008, 03:48:57 PM »
Well, for one they'd have to be insane, AND retarted.  ;D

Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2008, 03:50:50 PM »
How do you know Dogplatter isn't just a passionate FE'er?
I might believe he was if he hadn't posted even half of the shit he has...

- penguins being genetically engineered by the Conspiracy to feed the ice wall guards
- dinosaurs with boats
- the Conspiracy training birds to come and attack him
- NASA and the space agencies are all part of a satanic cult because they all have stars in their logos (read his "scrapbook" again)

Also, we started a thread on TNFES discussing his avatar which we noticed flashed a few seemingly random images every minute or so. When we brought it up over here, he denied that his avatar did any such thing. When we went back to check on the thread at the new site, it had disappeared. At the very least, he's a lying asshole.

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Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2008, 03:51:33 PM »
Well, for one they'd have to be insane, AND retarted.  ;D

I guess you're right.

See posts by Raa for more information.
We told you to go to rehab, but you were all like "no, no, no!" ::)

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Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2008, 03:54:54 PM »
How do you know Dogplatter isn't just a passionate FE'er?
I might believe he was if he hadn't posted even half of the shit he has...

- penguins being genetically engineered by the Conspiracy to feed the ice wall guards
- dinosaurs with boats
- the Conspiracy training birds to come and attack him
- NASA and the space agencies are all part of a satanic cult because they all have stars in their logos (read his "scrapbook" again)

Also, we started a thread on TNFES discussing his avatar which we noticed flashed a few seemingly random images every minute or so. When we brought it up over here, he denied that his avatar did any such thing. When we went back to check on the thread at the new site, it had disappeared. At the very least, he's a lying asshole.

WTF?  Do you have a link?

Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2008, 03:56:51 PM »
I'll try to dig it up now. He posted it here and on the new site as well. It was in one of those "what convinced you the earth was flat?" threads.


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Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2008, 04:13:49 PM »
How do you know Dogplatter isn't just a passionate FE'er?
I might believe he was if he hadn't posted even half of the shit he has...

- penguins being genetically engineered by the Conspiracy to feed the ice wall guards
- dinosaurs with boats
- the Conspiracy training birds to come and attack him
- NASA and the space agencies are all part of a satanic cult because they all have stars in their logos (read his "scrapbook" again)

Also, we started a thread on TNFES discussing his avatar which we noticed flashed a few seemingly random images every minute or so. When we brought it up over here, he denied that his avatar did any such thing. When we went back to check on the thread at the new site, it had disappeared. At the very least, he's a lying asshole.

Don't forget his memorable diatribe against Flat Earth crisps.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2008, 04:22:23 PM »
Hello everyone! I just discovered this site, and I really enjoy some of the threads on the forum. Whoever created the this site is a comedy genius. The strange thing is that some times it's hard to tell whether some of the people actually believe this stuff, but you got to love a forum with a troll-to-normal user ratio like this one!

Thanks for the laughs, I'll stick around to read more.
Thank you for lurking. Good job.

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Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2008, 04:23:21 PM »
Holy shit, you're right.  I also used the time to look up Dogplatter's "dinosaurs with boats" theory.  Yeah...definite troll.

What I'm wondering is, why did he lock this?

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=5829.0

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chucara

Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2008, 09:14:13 AM »
Thanks for the welcome. Now comes the hard question of picking which crackpot theory (globe or flat) to side with.

Up until this point, I never really bought into the elitist concept of geometric shapes (be it spheres, planes or cylinders), which kinda excludes both theories. Rather, I've always thought it was a conspiracy made by the rich and therefore well educated to keep the common man down by introducing series after series of increasingly complicated math and physics. Pythagoras being the father of all lies, of course.

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Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2008, 10:15:56 AM »
How do you know Dogplatter isn't just a passionate FE'er?
I might believe he was if he hadn't posted even half of the shit he has...

- penguins being genetically engineered by the Conspiracy to feed the ice wall guards
- dinosaurs with boats
- the Conspiracy training birds to come and attack him
- NASA and the space agencies are all part of a satanic cult because they all have stars in their logos (read his "scrapbook" again)

Also, we started a thread on TNFES discussing his avatar which we noticed flashed a few seemingly random images every minute or so. When we brought it up over here, he denied that his avatar did any such thing. When we went back to check on the thread at the new site, it had disappeared. At the very least, he's a lying asshole.

I feel compelled to dig up an old post, so you can add airlines to the Satanic Cult, and that the design of an airplanes steering wheel is actually based upon a satanic pitchfork. http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=19341.msg356507#msg356507 . There's a few posts after that which are entertaining.
Proof the Earth is round!
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=19341.0

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Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2008, 10:53:13 AM »
I agree that dogplatter is definately trolling. I dont think Username is serious either.

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Raist

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Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2008, 12:40:57 PM »
Dog platter's picture used to show multiple images. It may not anymore after I called him on it....

Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2008, 04:30:35 PM »
Dog platter's picture used to show multiple images. It may not anymore after I called him on it....
Naturally.

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Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2008, 04:32:06 PM »
Someone should have saved it.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Raist

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Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2008, 04:34:12 PM »
It is saved on another site. Who is the person that posted all the images? He may still have the link.

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Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2008, 04:34:59 PM »
I dunno.. which other site? Flat Mars?
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2008, 04:35:25 PM »
dont pick one stay neutral and "undecided"  then you arnt stuck on any one theory and you can play the field, it works well

Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2008, 04:35:44 PM »
TNFES.

I think it might have been DCL.

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Raist

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Re: Hello and thank you for the laughs!
« Reply #29 on: September 11, 2008, 04:38:28 PM »
It was a link on the new flat earth society. To an image hosting site. The thread the link was in was deleted. The image is still being hosted somewhere.