The Noob Awards

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Colonel Gaydafi

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The Noob Awards
« on: September 02, 2008, 06:31:34 PM »
Just had the idea now. Need help thinking up catagories and suchlike. Like 'Angriest Noob', 'Funniest Noob', 'Noob who "gets it" The Quickest' etc.
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Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2008, 06:35:36 PM »
That one noob with the magnetic gravity gets the stupid newb award.

Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2008, 06:38:19 PM »
Noob who still hasnt got it after 700 posts.

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Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2008, 06:38:33 PM »
I'm sure he will but catagories now, noobs later.
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Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2008, 06:39:17 PM »
Stupidest noob.

Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2008, 06:39:47 PM »
Noob who had the greatest number of their threads moved to angry ranting.

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Colonel Gaydafi

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Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2008, 06:40:52 PM »
I go sleep now, keep 'em coming.
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Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2008, 07:56:17 PM »
Fastest ban by a noob?
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2008, 08:00:43 PM »
BEST capitalization OF words.

Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2008, 08:02:42 PM »
Yeah, we need an "Eric Bloedow Seal of Approval".

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Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2008, 08:38:59 PM »
I have an idea.

We used to do this type of stuff on an old forum I was a member of.

Everyone submit your category ideas to Gayer. Then, Gayer, you shall PM me the categories you want to use. I will then organize them (Hopefully on Saturday) into a locked thread. Then, everyone submits their votes over the next week via PM to me. I will clear out my PM box for this. If my inbox becomes full, just send me an email with the subject of "FES Vote", and in the body include your username and your vote [Category, User]. You can submit only one vote per category, but you can vote on more than one category.

I will then tally up the results at the end of the week and post the winners.

Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2008, 09:01:02 PM »
lots of angry newcomers all the time - this will be interesting to follow.
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

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Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2008, 10:41:40 PM »
Noob who still hasnt got it after 4000+ posts.

Fix'd.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2008, 10:43:21 PM »
Wait...so this is actually serious?

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Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2008, 11:03:21 PM »
Most Immature Noob.
Most Original and Least Original Noob.

And I give the "Eric Bloedow Seal of Approval" idea the Roundy Seal of Approval.  ;D
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2008, 06:14:23 AM »
I have an idea.

We used to do this type of stuff on an old forum I was a member of.

Everyone submit your category ideas to Gayer. Then, Gayer, you shall PM me the categories you want to use. I will then organize them (Hopefully on Saturday) into a locked thread. Then, everyone submits their votes over the next week via PM to me. I will clear out my PM box for this. If my inbox becomes full, just send me an email with the subject of "FES Vote", and in the body include your username and your vote [Category, User]. You can submit only one vote per category, but you can vote on more than one category.

I will then tally up the results at the end of the week and post the winners.

Sounds like a good idea to me
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Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2008, 06:23:36 AM »
Why not a poll for each category for all to see?  We send in the nominations and say the top 5 most requested names get on the final poll.

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Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2008, 07:37:06 AM »
Or that too. Polls are always fun its true...

I ought to start Quote of the Week again too.
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Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2008, 10:12:49 AM »
I'll just hog it up with my awesomeness.

Again.


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Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2008, 10:39:11 AM »
Engy and Engy need to get a room.

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Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2008, 12:46:55 PM »
Do I win any awards?  As failures go, I win.

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Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2008, 12:49:18 PM »
Saddam should get the


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Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2008, 01:18:12 PM »
"Noob who still adamantly believes in Gravity"
Imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination the like of which has never been seen, atheistic to the point of fanaticism, there you have me in a nutshell.... Kill me again or take me as I am, for I shall not change.

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Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2008, 01:24:58 PM »
Saddam should get the


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Indeed I should.

Re: The Noob Awards
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2008, 01:30:01 PM »
"Noob who still adamantly believes in Gravity"

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Noob who still thinks UA isnt the same as gravitation.