I have a question.

Everyone here says that NASA was faking the moon landing but I have a couple of questions....
#1: How big are these elephants and turtles that hold up the earth, and where may I find them?
#2: What about the other 7 planets? Are they fake too?
#3: You ghys keep talking about NASA, what about the Russian Space Program with Sputnik? Is that a conspiracy too? If it is I have something to say about it.

#1:
#2: No.
#3: Yes.

#1:
#2: No.
#3: Yes.

Okay, then now I have more questions, more very serious questions.
#1 Do you people believe in the moon's of other planets?
#2 So people dogs died during Sputnik and people on the Columbia including my friend's uncle are all fakes? And my friend was acting the whole time?

#1 Do you people believe in the moon's of other planets?

Sure, why not

#2 So people dogs died during Sputnik and people on the Columbia including my friend's uncle are all fakes? And my friend was acting the whole time?

Its funny how almost all RErs who come here claim to know an astronaut.

Quote from: Blinkeydoo on August 30, 2008, 07:00:29 PM

#1 Do you people believe in the moon's of other planets?

Sure, why not

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#2 So people dogs died during Sputnik and people on the Columbia including my friend's uncle are all fakes? And my friend was acting the whole time?

Its funny how almost all RErs who come here claim to know an astronaut.

Are you not taking my friend's unlce seriously? He had to miss school to go to a funeral. This is a serious matter.

My name is Jose Jimenez, the astronaut.

#2: What about the other 7 planets? Are they fake too?

8 other planets.  Pluto still counts.

I'm Neil Armstrong! Hello!

#1 Do you people believe in the moon's of other planets?
#2 So people dogs died during Sputnik and people on the Columbia including my friend's uncle are all fakes? And my friend was acting the whole time?

Those people are all victims of the conspiracy. They were executed to maintain the lie.

And yes, the other planet's moons are probable.

Quote from: Blinkeydoo on August 30, 2008, 07:00:29 PM

#1 Do you people believe in the moon's of other planets?
#2 So people dogs died during Sputnik and people on the Columbia including my friend's uncle are all fakes? And my friend was acting the whole time?

Those people are all victims of the conspiracy. They were executed to maintain the lie.

And yes, the other planet's moons are probable.

So why isn't our moon proabale?

So why isn't our moon proabale?

Did we claim it was improbable?

I'm Neil Armstrong! Hello!

I'm Buzz Aldrin!  How've you been, buddy?

Dead. The Conspiracy killed me like this guys uncle.

Quote from: General Douchebag on August 30, 2008, 07:04:55 PM

I'm Neil Armstrong! Hello!

I'm Buzz Aldrin!  How've you been, buddy?

Hey I'm being real serious, I really want to know why this conspiracy is true. I'm giving you respect now can I have mine?
#1 About these elephants and turtles holding up the earth, many people claim you get this from discoworld, how do you feel about this?

No it was his friend's dog's best friend's uncle.

#1 About these elephants and turtles holding up the earth, many people claim you get this from discoworld, how do you feel about this?

It's a fucking joke! Holy shit! Why don't people get it? Are you that gullible?

Quote from: Blinkeydoo on August 30, 2008, 07:12:33 PM

#1 About these elephants and turtles holding up the earth, many people claim you get this from discoworld, how do you feel about this?

It's a fucking joke! Holy shit! Why don't people get it? Are you that gullible?

This whole site is a joke?

This whole site is a joke?

Possibly.

Quote from: Blinkeydoo on August 30, 2008, 07:14:52 PM

This whole site is a joke?

Possibly.

(Waiting for General Douchebag's replie)

No, the Discworld reference is just that. A reference. Not only do you, like so many others think we believe you know an astronaut, but you can't even take a reference for what it is?! Learn to spell, too.

Quote from: Roundy the Truthinessist on August 30, 2008, 07:09:59 PM

Quote from: General Douchebag on August 30, 2008, 07:04:55 PM

I'm Neil Armstrong! Hello!

I'm Buzz Aldrin!  How've you been, buddy?

Hey I'm being real serious, I really want to know why this conspiracy is true. I'm giving you respect now can I have mine?
#1 About these elephants and turtles holding up the earth, many people claim you get this from discoworld, how do you feel about this?

1) The conspiracy is true because the earth is demonstrably flat.
2)

Quote from: Roundy the Truthinessist on August 30, 2008, 07:09:59 PM

Quote from: General Douchebag on August 30, 2008, 07:04:55 PM

I'm Neil Armstrong! Hello!

I'm Buzz Aldrin!  How've you been, buddy?

Hey I'm being real serious, I really want to know why this conspiracy is true. I'm giving you respect now can I have mine?
#1 About these elephants and turtles holding up the earth, many people claim you get this from discoworld, how do you feel about this?

1) The conspiracy is true because the earth is demonstrably flat.
2)

No, the Discworld reference is just that. A reference. Not only do you, like so many others think we believe you know an astronaut, but you can't even take a reference for what it is?! Learn to spell, too.

So this site is real?

Yes. The elephants and the turtle are in jest.

We flat-earthers have a very rich sense of humour.

Roundy, you just got owned by an anti-hotlink setup.

Yes. The elephants and the turtle are in jest.

We flat-earthers have a very rich sense of humour.

One last question( I think )
#1 If gravity doesn't hold the Earth up what does?

Since when does gravity hold the earth up?

Since when does gravity hold the earth up?

Well then what does then at least?

FE or RE?

FE or RE?

FE Also another popped into my head.
#1 What do you people have to say about the Equator, axis and gravitational pull of the sun?(For all planets)

DE is accelerating FE.