A few questions

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A few questions
« on: May 12, 2006, 10:32:52 AM »
If the earth is being carried by 4 elephants and a turtle, what will happen if one of the elephants dies???  Is the whole earth going to tilt and spill everyone and everything out into oblivion?  Somebody better be feeding that elephant steroids!  Also, how the heck is a turtle going to help 4 elephants carry anything?  You know.  Consiidering the fact that a turtle is just a little bit smaller than an elephant.  My gosh.  I feel like I am talking to somebody who is smoking marijuana.  C'mon man.  Puff puff give!
 love going down to the elementary school, watching all the kids jump and shout, but they don't know I'm using blanks.

- Jack Handey

A few questions
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2006, 11:01:07 AM »
I'm sure that so many Indian's will hate you now. You want one of there Indian Gods to die! :O

I could really do with a joint right about now like.