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wait... one sec
« on: August 21, 2008, 12:14:04 AM »
here. before you guys jump me.
i want to get a few things clear since this is the questions and clarification forum


the moon's not real
we never flew outside of our atmosphere
the sun's round and revolves around our side of the flat earth

right?

what's on the other side of the flat earth?

do we not have a core?

is in the mountains of madness h. p. lovecraft said that there's a huge mountain range and on the other side is another dimension where all the ghoulies live.  is this true?

.....sorry for the last one. hope you don't mind a joke.  the rest are serious questions though.

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WardoggKC130FE

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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2008, 12:18:54 AM »
1 The moon is real.

2 We have flown outside of our atmosphere.

3 Yes.

4 Yes and no.

5 Rocks.

6. Yes.

7. No

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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2008, 12:22:25 AM »


well played sir
what is KC130FE?
 
re 1
fe 0

come on guys. you're team's loosin. let's see what you've got.

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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2008, 12:28:00 AM »
and since nobody's putting forth any more answers how about another round of questions?

what happens when you fall off the side of the flat earth?
if it's flat, why bother to put mountains there?
why have any depth at all?
a flat earth = edwin abbot abbot's flatland?

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WardoggKC130FE

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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2008, 12:29:54 AM »
KC-130 =





FE = Flight Engineer (picture is too big.  Click to see my office.  This is an Air Force Herk crew but you get the picture.)

http://www.dobbins.afrc.af.mil/shared/media/photodb/photos/061127-F-3742P-002.JPG

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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2008, 12:31:41 AM »
and since nobody's putting forth any more answers how about another round of questions?

what happens when you fall off the side of the flat earth?
if it's flat, why bother to put mountains there?
why have any depth at all?
a flat earth = edwin abbot abbot's flatland?

1. The earth accelerates away from you.  Or you accelerate away from the earth.  Either way the result is the same.
2. I don't know ask the FSM
3. See #2
4. a Failed question = WTF?

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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2008, 12:33:42 AM »
hey hey holy shit man

i'm in delayed entry right now waiting for boot and eventually sere training
some kid told me the usaf is a bunch of bitches.
i broke his nose and asked my recruiter if i did the right thing.
he said no.
i was disappointed.
how do you feel?

the last one was a joke
but everytime someone says fe i can't help but thing of his book.

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WardoggKC130FE

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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2008, 12:37:45 AM »
The USAF is a bunch of bitches, but I'm in the Marine Corps. 

Good luck on your vacation the USAF calls boot camp.


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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2008, 12:46:51 AM »
i went to a marine recruiter first
i agree that the boot camp is for the air force is a bitch fit
we even have cards that we can pull when we get stressed out.

my job, however, is to train special forces members in all branches how to survive in any natural conditions, evade the enemy through camouflage and traps, resist treatment in a POW situation and find means in which to escape if possible.

you fly a plane full of men who actually fight
i train those men
you had a tougher boot camp

looks like i win.

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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2008, 12:50:31 AM »
i went to a marine recruiter first

And then you started to cry, so they threw you out of the office for being a bitch and the USAF took you.  Sounds about like EVERY OTHER USAF pussy that said he went to a USMC recruiter first.

Bitch.

Just remember when you talk to a Marine, You will never win.

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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2008, 12:52:41 AM »
says the pilot to the one in the field.

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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2008, 12:54:10 AM »
for those that are new to the post it's now dead.
now it's just us two fighting.


im up for more if you are pilot.

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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2008, 12:58:47 AM »
Man your pretty stupid for an USAF fag.  Did you notice the FE part? 


Also the USAF is going to send you from boot camp to be a SERE instructor without you ever having been to combat?  That's smart.  Stupid Air Farce.

Call me when you get:

4 of these


1 of these


1 of these


and 4 of these

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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2008, 01:04:04 AM »
so now we're talking merit of position?

officer's salute little enlisted me.
how many officer's saluted you today?

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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2008, 01:06:43 AM »
so now we're talking merit of position?

officer's salute little enlisted me.
how many officer's saluted you today?

Learn to use proper grammar. It makes you appear more credible.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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WardoggKC130FE

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« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2008, 01:07:48 AM »
No we are talking my combat experience versus yours.  You have none.

And why would an officer salute a civilian.  You are a liar.  You are not enlisted yet.  Hell you haven't even made it through USAF boot camp.
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i'm in delayed entry right now waiting for boot and eventually sere training

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« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2008, 01:11:48 AM »
i made the requirements for pararescue.
i'm pretty sure i'll get through it.


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« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2008, 01:15:17 AM »
Ok dude your failing more and more with every post.

First it's SERE instructor straight out of boot camp with no combat experience.  Then officers are already saluting you before your really even in(yeah right).  And now your a qualified pararescuer.  Care to try for a fourth fail?

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« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2008, 01:22:22 AM »
i went to the marines.
they didn't have what i was looking for.
i never wanted to be responsible for choosing who lives and who died.
i wanted to be there to back the man beside me.
i gave it some thought.
i figured if that was the case i'd be better suited in pararescue making sure that only our men survived.
i took the tests and passed then at meps they told me my eyesight wasn't good enough for pararescue.
i have 20/100 uncorrected, you need 20/70 uncorrected.
so i went down the list and figured the next best step would be to train those that would be there.
and so i fell into the SERE

listen bro.
i'm not knockin the marines.
i respect them more than any other branch.
they by far have the toughest job in the military.

let's be honest. you're the one that turned the whole thing sour though  ;)

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WardoggKC130FE

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« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2008, 01:36:40 AM »
Too late bro.  There is no way your going to save face with me now.  The only way would be for you to go to your recruiter(if you really even have one) tell him you changed your mind and then walk across the hall and beg the Corps to let you in.

You can't even get your own story straight.

First this:
i made the requirements for pararescue.
i'm pretty sure i'll get through it.

Then this:
i took the tests and passed then at meps they told me my eyesight wasn't good enough for pararescue.
i have 20/100 uncorrected, you need 20/70 uncorrected.

How am I supposed to believe anything that you say?



i'm not knockin the marines.
i respect them more than any other branch.
So does everybody else.

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Sere

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« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2008, 01:41:22 AM »
but i'm not trying to save face.
especially not with you.

i'm telling the facts.
i passed the requirements.
the swim the run the strength tests
they told me right before i was about to sign that i couldn't

it doesnt matter though.
keep fighting in iraq, the most noble of wars we've had.




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« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2008, 01:50:45 AM »
ok hold up one sec here… I am in the AF and right now I’m working (ok never mind I’m just at work). Wardogg please don’t talk that much shit about the AF. First of all Sere is one of those kiddies just out of school, it seems from what I understand he hasn’t even been to basic training… he’s not in the AF. Also he is saying that he’s pretty sure he’s going to make it through Pararescue...naa he wont. I have met a lot of people like him who talk about how great they are and how they can do this and do that, but it never happens.

Here is what will happen to Sere:

He will make it through basic because AF basic is a joke. He then go to his Tech school and wash out, and become Personal (AF Job). He will work 9-5 shuffling papers and get deployed just to watch the foreign nationals clean the shitters.

   Sere if you read this… YOU ARE NOT IN THE AF. People like you are what give the AF bad rep. You go around talking shit (when your not even in the AF), then people think you gay which means they think the AF is gay. All this and you are not even in the AF.

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« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2008, 01:52:46 AM »
people like me eh?
not the general who ships nuclear paraphenalia to indonesia?

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« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2008, 01:53:35 AM »
but i'm not trying to save face.
especially not with you.

i'm telling the facts.
i passed the requirements.
the swim the run the strength tests
they told me right before i was about to sign that i couldn't

it doesnt matter though.
keep fighting in iraq, the most noble of wars we've had.



Ok your stupid... just because you pass the "basics" doesn't mean you anywhere close to in. just shut your pie hole.

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« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2008, 01:59:19 AM »
No you are stupid. I can tell your the guy that gets the AF symbol tattooed on your arm thinking your cool when the other 99% of the AF thinks your gay. I have met several other kiddies like you that act, think and speak like you… you go to Pararescue School, wash but you will still claim that you were Pararescue even though everyone knows you washed out 2 weeks in.

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« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2008, 02:01:17 AM »
and you're the guy that sits up on flatearthsociet.org all night arguing with a kid that doesn't matter.
looks like i beat all you fuckers ((:

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« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2008, 02:06:13 AM »
No im the guy at work bored who goes to fark.com, reads the news, and scopes out FES for retared guys like you. The problem is that everyone here thinks your stupid FE and RE. You fail.

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« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2008, 05:40:46 AM »
so now we're talking merit of position?

officer's salute little enlisted me.
how many officer's saluted you today?

After Marine Corps boot camp, I went to an Air Force base for my advance training (Graphics Specialist).  One day I was walking along and spotted an Air Force officer.  Being a good Marine I rendered the officer a nice crisp Marine Corps salute.  Being the Air Force officer he was, he returned a half-assed salute.  I swear that I was about ready to say something like "Excuse me sir, but get back here and try that salute again.  This time the right way."  Alas, I was too polite and let him slide.
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« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2008, 06:02:34 AM »
and since nobody's putting forth any more answers how about another round of questions?

what happens when you fall off the side of the flat earth?
if it's flat, why bother to put mountains there?
why have any depth at all?
a flat earth = edwin abbot abbot's flatland?
None have saluted you... your not in the Damn AF jackass.