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Google Maps
« on: August 19, 2008, 07:55:23 PM »
Go to google and download the program.  You download a virtual globe, and you're able to zoom in down to see individual houses and such.  How can you possibly claim that this is a faked hoax?  You can view every inch of the Earth, and it resembles nothing like the models that you've suggested.  How could you possibly claim that google is in on the "conspiracy" and was able to develop a freakishly accurate, yet fraudulent map of the world.

Re: Google Maps
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 07:57:11 PM »
They still think it's a hoax.
For reasons that are so stupid.

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Re: Google Maps
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2008, 08:02:35 PM »
Don't you mean Google Earth? I have it, it's a patchwork of NASA and other space agency photos that all overlap, not even to scale. If this is above the bar for RE evidence now, FE wins forever.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

Re: Google Maps
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 08:04:24 PM »
Nah, but the photos from space are hmm...quite nice.

You act like this is a game...
"We Win, yay,yay."
"We gon win, yaaaay."

Re: Google Maps
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2008, 08:07:51 PM »
Nah, but the photos from space are hmm...quite nice.
Gravity is also "quite nice", but it's just as fake as the photos.

Ooh! A mystical force that holds us on to a whirling globe! Grow up and stop writing science fiction fanfics, losers. ::)

The earth is flat. End of story.

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Re: Google Maps
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 08:10:03 PM »
Thank you Oscar. This is a game. We lure idiots who rant and rage, and watch in quiet amusement. You, it appears, are our latest plaything. It's like luring epileptics into a locked room with a strobe light on in it, suspended just out of reach, only less sadistic, with better results and frankly deserving victims. Hello victim.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Re: Google Maps
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2008, 08:12:43 PM »
Don't you mean Google Earth? I have it, it's a patchwork of NASA and other space agency photos that all overlap, not even to scale.

Did you just say the photos are from NASA and other Space Agencies? Photos which could not have been taken from space because there is no space program? Ok.

You accuse the Google Earth imagery to be not to scale. A serious accusation, so do you have any evidence of this? Any evidence whatsoever?

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If this is above the bar for RE evidence now, FE wins forever.

Hmmm, I get it. Flippant criticism of Google Earth equals "Flat Earth wins forever." Wow.
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It's because you asked about data. Theories can be pulled from the rectum without any apparent embarrassment, but pulling data from there is embarrassing even here. lol

Re: Google Maps
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2008, 08:14:07 PM »
HAHAHA!!!
Wait...You think that going to outer space is impossible, yet gravity does not exist?

XDDDDD

What else do you not believe in? Life itself?
Do you believe in Music? How about steel? Do you believe that humans are housed in the uterus during development?

A flat earth is a fucking joke.



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Re: Google Maps
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2008, 08:16:02 PM »
If this can ever possibly count as RE evidence, FE will win every argument is all I'm saying. Why can't NASA take aerial pictures? And yes. my old house was approximately 500m from a Kwik-Fit. Google Earth says it's over 2 miles. I never said space was impossible, nobody did.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2008, 08:16:57 PM »
HAHAHA!!!
Wait...You think that going to outer space is impossible, yet gravity does not exist?

XDDDDD

What else do you not believe in? Life itself?
Do you believe in Music? How about steel? Do you believe that humans are housed in the uterus during development?

A flat earth is a fucking joke.
You're yet to prove it wrong.

And you still believe in gravity? That's adorable! Santa Claus too, I suppose? Wow... :D

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Re: Google Maps
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2008, 08:19:00 PM »
And clearly they haven't heard of existentialism.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2008, 08:22:11 PM »
Hmmm... yeah...that explains why we go falling towards planets...hmmm...

They give that attraction a name...Gravity.
We fall, we hit, we splatter.
While in space, we float, float, hmm...float.

Believe in a flat earth is less embaressing than believing in a Santa, not that I do. But it is.
« Last Edit: August 19, 2008, 08:25:12 PM by Funbar »

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Re: Google Maps
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2008, 08:24:04 PM »
Gravity does not exist.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2008, 08:26:21 PM »
Hmmm... yeah...that explains why we go falling towards planets...hmmm...

They give that attraction a name...Gravity.
We fall, we hit, we splatter.
While in space, we float, float, hmm...float.

Believe in a flat earth is less embaressing than believing in a flat earth, not that I do. But it is.
You're cute. Do they still take you to those pantomimes and ask "Do you believe in gravitons?" and you and the other brainwashed children are told to scream "I DO! I DO!"?

Pathetic. I pity you.

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Re: Google Maps
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2008, 08:27:53 PM »
We each went to very different pantomimes. On topic, I think funbar thinks existentialism has something to do with gravity.
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Re: Google Maps
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2008, 08:28:34 PM »
Than what exists?
Do you believe in a force at all?
You don't believe in Inertia?

Then what is it?
What is it that gets us flying through a windsheild when the vehicle come to a sudden complete stop?
Inertia.

What do you call it when a kid falls from a swing? When we drop an object?

What do you call that? "Just falling"?
What is that attraction that keeps us on this mighty land?

Re: Google Maps
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2008, 08:31:09 PM »
Read the FAQ.

Also, kindly explain how your magical "force" of gravity works. It's always good for a laugh. :)

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Re: Google Maps
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2008, 08:32:57 PM »
Who said we don't believe in inertia? (You don't need to capitalize it, it isn't a proper noun.)
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2008, 08:36:02 PM »
Who said we don't believe in inertia? (You don't need to capitalize it, it isn't a proper noun.)
Meh, read it somewher on this site.
I guess you all have different obsured beliefs.

I hope you guys don't believe in God.
That would completely render you unbelievable.

Re: Google Maps
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2008, 08:39:06 PM »
I hope you guys don't believe in God.
That would completely render you unbelievable.
So you're a nonbelieving heathen, are you? Why do you fear religion? Just because it doesn't support your "magical force" theory?

We're still waiting for your take on gravity by the way.

Re: Google Maps
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2008, 08:48:27 PM »
So you believe in God?
Is that what you are saying?


... YOUR EXPLAINATIONS ARE NOW NULL AND VOID.
YOU NO LONGER HAVE ANY HOPE OF CONVINCING ANYBODY WITH THESE TWO CONFLICTING BELIEFS.
ANYTHING YOU SAY NO LONGER MATTERS.

I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING.
YOU BELIVE IN COMPLETELY OUTRAGEOUS THINGS.
Believe in God, but not gravity? Holy shit!

That answer right there was all I needed to know.
Thanks guys for your time.
« Last Edit: August 19, 2008, 08:50:13 PM by Funbar »

Re: Google Maps
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2008, 08:59:34 PM »
The monkey is no kin to me. I don't know much about your ancestors, but mine didn't swing from a tree...
« Last Edit: August 19, 2008, 09:11:55 PM by Oscar Wilde »

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Re: Google Maps
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2008, 09:10:48 PM »
I love it when they resort to caps lock.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Re: Google Maps
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2008, 04:50:49 AM »
The great thing is that Newton believed in God, so his opinion was null and void so this guy doesn't believe in gravity either, he just doesn't know it yet.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

Re: Google Maps
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2008, 05:06:37 AM »
Don't you mean Google Earth? I have it, it's a patchwork of NASA and other space agency photos that all overlap, not even to scale. If this is above the bar for RE evidence now, FE wins forever.

Um, it is to scale actually. 
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Run run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me cos I'm in the lollipop forest and you can't get there!

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Re: Google Maps
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2008, 05:10:53 AM »
If it's to scale, why could I walk past my local Kwik-Fit to my nearest Co-op in less than the time it would take me to get halfway to Kwik-fit? Just because there is a scale at the bottom left doesn't mean it's to scale, and FYI to stalker-type people, I don't live there any more, but feel free to hang around outside it and break its windows.
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2008, 05:13:53 AM »
Nah, but the photos from space are hmm...quite nice.
Gravity is also "quite nice", but it's just as fake as the photos.

Ooh! A mystical force that holds us on to a whirling globe! Grow up and stop writing science fiction fanfics, losers. ::)

The earth is flat. End of story.


wow, what a retard lol
All cats have four legs. My dog has four legs. Therefore my dog is a cat.

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Re: Google Maps
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2008, 05:22:59 AM »
That sentence was the epitome of idiocy. "wow, what a retard lol"? What the hell?! Why do you stay here?
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2008, 06:09:37 AM »
If it's to scale, why could I walk past my local Kwik-Fit to my nearest Co-op in less than the time it would take me to get halfway to Kwik-fit? Just because there is a scale at the bottom left doesn't mean it's to scale, and FYI to stalker-type people, I don't live there any more, but feel free to hang around outside it and break its windows.

I have no clue, maybe because you're retarded, but when your talking about some unknown places and just making up some anecdote about your walking speed, that is not evidence.  Your post doesn't even make sense.  Post some proof.  what's the location, measure the distance, where is this supposed place? 
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Re: Google Maps
« Reply #29 on: August 20, 2008, 10:58:03 AM »
I'm not telling you, crazy noob rapist assassin troll!
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>