Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing

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Parsifal

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Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2008, 09:12:29 PM »
3
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2008, 09:15:28 PM »
3

Now I'm even more confused.  Do we post a random number or not?

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Parsifal

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Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2008, 09:21:11 PM »
Now I'm even more confused.  Do we post a random number or not?

You post an integer greater than or equal to 1 but not greater than n, where n corresponds to the number representing your intelligence level. This is then transformed into a random number in the same range by Narcberry, who will cause each posted number to correspond to a different actual number.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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narcberry

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Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2008, 09:31:43 PM »
Correct. It makes one question why I don't just roll everything for you...
I think this way will be funner. We'll see.

Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2008, 09:32:13 PM »
One.

Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2008, 11:18:22 PM »
Two.

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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2008, 11:24:41 PM »
Nerds.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #37 on: August 23, 2008, 03:31:26 AM »
With the chaos of battle behind him, Chrissetti rushed into Erwing to find his second-cousin's sword with Barry stumbling and farting all the way. Eventually, after 15 minutes of this he got bored, climbed off his noble steed (who didn't realise that Chrissetti had dismounted and continued his farting trot into the heart of Erwing.) He booted down the door of the peasants farmhouse and made his way inside looking for some sort of weapon.

Eventually he found it. The fabled weapon of housewives and cleaners everywhere.

A good solid broom.

He spun it around for a second to get the feel of it's weight, decided he could use the heavy wooden implement and left the farmhouse.


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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2008, 07:17:57 AM »
I guess I'll roll a 3.

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Sexual Harassment Panda

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Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2008, 07:35:47 AM »
2  is what i roll
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Secret User

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Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #40 on: August 23, 2008, 09:11:20 AM »
3
I vote for SecretUser as supreme overlord of TFES.

condemnant quod non intellegunt

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Raist

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Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #41 on: August 23, 2008, 09:15:30 AM »
I roll a 3.

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Mrs. Peach

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Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2008, 12:21:15 PM »
One

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Dr Matrix

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Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #43 on: August 23, 2008, 12:41:48 PM »
Matrix watches from his hastily constructed hide, convinced he is about to watch a massacre. He wonders what he could possibly do to make any difference to this fight, or failing that, how he can get on the good side of the (oddly stationary) army of darkness a mere stone's throw away...
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I am the Moonstar

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Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #44 on: August 29, 2008, 12:51:11 PM »
Has narc given up on this game?

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #45 on: August 29, 2008, 03:47:43 PM »
I hope not.

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Sexual Harassment Panda

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Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #46 on: August 29, 2008, 03:57:32 PM »
ya ive been waiting for quite a while now
hes probably caught up in trying to become a mod
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Dr Matrix

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Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #47 on: August 30, 2008, 03:19:57 AM »
I wanna play! I wanna play! I wanna plaaaaaaaaaayyyy!!  :'(
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I am the Moonstar

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Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #48 on: August 30, 2008, 07:32:51 AM »
Maybe you can play in chapter two?

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Dr Matrix

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Re: Forum RPG - Chapter 1, the fall of Erwing
« Reply #49 on: August 30, 2008, 09:10:11 AM »
Yeah I suspect I'll just have to wait this one out - I PM'd narc but got no reply. Alas! 'twas not to be.
Quote from: Arthur Schopenhauer
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.