Forum based rpg!! Game 1

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Wendy

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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #30 on: August 16, 2008, 01:31:26 AM »
So... Did the DM just get out to get pizza or what?
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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #31 on: August 16, 2008, 01:33:55 AM »
Can we search for traps in this game?

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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #32 on: August 16, 2008, 03:20:48 AM »
Can we start playing anytime soon?

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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #33 on: August 16, 2008, 08:51:27 AM »
Can we search for traps in this game?
Do you have an awareness skill? Do you have a dexterity skill? Basically unless he'll use agility as an uber, non magic non combat skill modifer, this will be a very basic game.

So no, you can't check for traps. Winch, polish my spear.

Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #34 on: August 16, 2008, 08:52:45 AM »

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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #35 on: August 16, 2008, 09:02:08 AM »
Somebody play me.

Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #36 on: August 16, 2008, 09:04:41 AM »
Oscar Wilde has challenged you to a duel!

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[] Reject

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cmdshft

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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #37 on: August 16, 2008, 09:05:49 AM »
Oscar Wilde has challenged you to a duel!

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No, I mean play me. As in, make a character after me.

You knoowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #38 on: August 16, 2008, 09:07:27 AM »
Somebody play as me.
This then?

Oh, and I win the duel by default. I get to take your ear.

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cmdshft

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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #39 on: August 16, 2008, 09:08:40 AM »
Somebody play as me.
This then?

Oh, and I win the duel by default. I get to take your ear.

Yes. And have fun with that, it's a very powerful item.

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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #40 on: August 16, 2008, 09:09:36 AM »
Oh, and I win the duel by default. I get to take your ear.

This cracked me up, and I have no idea why.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #41 on: August 16, 2008, 09:10:18 AM »
It's a Diablo II reference. Ever played it?

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Raist

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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #42 on: August 16, 2008, 09:11:45 AM »
I made a morrowind reference. If you read the books....

"Polish my spear wench."

"But it's so big, it will take all night"

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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #43 on: August 16, 2008, 09:21:38 AM »
It's a Diablo II reference. Ever played it?

No.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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Wendy

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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #44 on: August 16, 2008, 09:28:11 AM »
I made a morrowind reference. If you read the books....

"Polish my spear wench."

"But it's so big, it will take all night"

That book is in morrowind too?
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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #45 on: August 16, 2008, 09:32:42 AM »
Did I win yet?

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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #46 on: August 16, 2008, 09:33:12 AM »
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Mrs. Peach

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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #47 on: August 16, 2008, 09:35:19 AM »
So now Narc deletes this thread?

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #48 on: August 16, 2008, 09:46:21 AM »
Would someone like to duel me?

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Wendy

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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #49 on: August 16, 2008, 09:55:33 AM »
I'd do it, but I'd have to use my horse as a weapon, and with my luck it'd probably break.
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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #50 on: August 16, 2008, 10:31:04 AM »
I made a morrowind reference. If you read the books....

"Polish my spear wench."

"But it's so big, it will take all night"

That book is in morrowind too?
Yeah. They just brought it back for Oblivion.

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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #51 on: August 16, 2008, 10:53:28 AM »
Jack

Class: Thief

Strength: 0
Agility: 0
Intelligence: 842

Item: cheezburger

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Raist

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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #52 on: August 16, 2008, 10:54:46 AM »
With a strength of zero you can not move, carry the cheeseburger, or do any action that involves strength.

You are the Stephen Hawking of this game.

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Wendy

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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #53 on: August 16, 2008, 10:55:31 AM »
Jack

Class: Thief

Strength: 0
Agility: 0
Intelligence: 842

Item: cheezburger

And with an agility of 0 you can't even walk correctly.
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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #54 on: August 16, 2008, 11:17:35 AM »
At least my character doesn't have to be a retard unlike those other characters with an Intel of 2 or 1/2.

I know someone will protect him due to his reliable intelligence.

Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #55 on: August 16, 2008, 12:49:16 PM »
I call not carrying him around!

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Raist

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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #56 on: August 16, 2008, 01:11:27 PM »
I call not carrying him around!
I call using him for meat.

Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #57 on: August 16, 2008, 01:13:19 PM »
We can eat his brain and gain his knowledge!

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Raist

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Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #58 on: August 16, 2008, 01:16:49 PM »
No, brain is spell component. We will necro his mind. Then we'll turn him into undead.

Re: Forum based rpg!! Game 1
« Reply #59 on: August 16, 2008, 01:18:07 PM »
Won't he still be incapable of movement though?