well... lolz... I agree with you again, except for your oversight of mercury and an FEer nailed you for it before I could correct that little oversight. sigh.
Anyway... this and other threads seem to exhibit a misunderstanding of science. General Douchbag wants an REer to admit that Newtonian Gravity is magic. fine... I'll admit it. But IMHO that's off topic. Nothing in that theory or in general science seeks to answer the "why" question... "eg why does gravity work" it seeks instead to take as few postulates (FEers would call them magic) and go as far as one can with them. Continuing on the Newtonian example...
I'll even go so far as to admit that that theory has 4 bits of magic. Newton's 3 laws plus newtonian gravitation. But with those 4 things (as lolz pointed out) one can explain all that we see in our solar system (except for mercury's orbit, and various stars' positions during a solar eclipse.)
Ask a scientist "why A" and you'll get just speculation, most scientists don't dwell on the "why" part, what they seek is "If A then B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K... etc" And they'll call the theory a success. If the answer to "why A" doesn't give the scientist any additional ability to predict something new like "M,N,O or P" then most scientists are largely uninterested. Stating that one doesn't believe in "A" because one doesn't like the answer to "Why A" is outside the realm of science.
So... both FEers and REers appear to agree that F=ma. Why does F=ma? hell if I know. But it appears so from common observation and those who think this is somehow less "magical" a hypothesis than F=m1*m2*g/r2 are just plain fooling themselves. These are our best guesses as to how the world works. Ideally science seeks to boil all this down to just one guess... and everything comes about as a consequence of that guess, but I doubt we'll ever get to zero initial guesses.