A few questions

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narcberry

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A few questions
« on: August 10, 2008, 10:32:45 PM »
Feel free to post when you can answer 'yes' to all these questions.

1. Have you read the FAQ?
2. All of it?
3. Do you search prior to posting?
4. Can you write an English sentence that others can understand?
5. Are you comfortable with basic arithmetic?
6. Are you comfortable with basic physics?
7. Do you understand what a frame of reference is?
8. Is gravitation and acceleration indistinguishable to you?
9. Have you lurked here longer than 5 minutes?
10. You understand that I will IP ban you if you break the rules? This means you will no longer be able to use your internet since your IP has been banned.

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crazybmanp

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2008, 10:35:21 PM »
an IP ban doesn't block your internet

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sokarul

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2008, 10:36:19 PM »
Feel free to post when you can answer 'yes' to all these questions.

1. Have you read the FAQ?
2. All of it?
3. Do you search prior to posting?
4. Can you write an English sentence that others can understand?
5. Are you comfortable with basic arithmetic?
6. Are you comfortable with basic physics?
7. Do you understand what a frame of reference is?
8. Is gravitation and acceleration indistinguishable to you?
9. Have you lurked here longer than 5 minutes?
10. You understand that I will IP ban you if you break the rules? This means you will no longer be able to use your internet since your IP has been banned.

lol at number 8 
Sokarul

ANNIHILATOR OF  SHIFTER

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narcberry

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2008, 10:36:38 PM »
Of course not, as a web developer you should know that.
But if your IP is banned, the internet will not be able to talk to you. So you will be banned from the internet.

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crazybmanp

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2008, 10:37:34 PM »
you cant ban a computer from the internet unless your the service provider.

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narcberry

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2008, 10:38:14 PM »
Which is why I have a "Ban IP" button?
Don't tempt me, if I ban you, you wont have a web to develop anymore.

Re: A few questions
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2008, 10:39:49 PM »
Once again, Narc knows what needs to be done.

(I'm really just brown-nosing so he won't ban my IP :-\)

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crazybmanp

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2008, 10:40:37 PM »
that bans an IP from the forum.

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narcberry

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2008, 10:41:39 PM »
that bans an IP from the forum.

Wow, we have a real brainiac here.
Yes, this forum is part of the internet... ::)

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Mr. Anon

Re: A few questions
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2008, 10:50:03 PM »
Feel free to post when you can answer 'yes' to all these questions.

1. Have you read the FAQ?
2. All of it?
3. Do you search prior to posting?
4. Can you write an English sentence that others can understand?
5. Are you comfortable with basic arithmetic?
6. Are you comfortable with basic physics?
7. Do you understand what a frame of reference is?
8. Is gravitation and acceleration indistinguishable to you?
9. Have you lurked here longer than 5 minutes?
10. You understand that I will IP ban you if you break the rules? This means you will no longer be able to use your internet since your IP has been banned.

1. tl;dr
2. Same as above.
3. Nah, lazy.
4. I'm pretty good at english, despite the occasional pejorative.
5. Yes.
6. Yes.
7. Yes.
8. Yes. (equivalence principle)
9. Yes, and I lol'd
10. Sure. Oh noes not muh tubes!

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crazybmanp

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2008, 10:51:32 PM »
yea, its PART of the internet, and how did you possibly get a ban IP button, your not a mod.

Re: A few questions
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2008, 10:51:45 PM »
that bans an IP from the forum.

Wow, we have a real brainiac here.
Yes, this forum is part of the internet... ::)
Go easy on him...his parents haven't even told him that gravitons don't exist! *titter*

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narcberry

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2008, 10:52:58 PM »
yea, its PART of the internet, and how did you possibly get a ban IP button, your not a mod.

Spokesman > mod. I realize you're just a noob around here, so I won't ban your internet. Yet.

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crazybmanp

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2008, 10:53:40 PM »
...wow, this forum is just filled to the brim with people that "belive the world is flat"-[term often used where i live to say someone is an idiot]

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narcberry

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2008, 10:57:37 PM »
Don't worry, we can speak RE.
By <random personal attack> we understand you really meant, "thanks for the information, I'm afraid I'm going to have to back down as I have nothing left to offer."

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crazybmanp

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2008, 10:58:46 PM »
right...

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narcberry

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2008, 10:59:49 PM »
These look roughly identical.

"nothing left to offer."

right...


Another victory for FE!!!

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crazybmanp

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2008, 11:00:39 PM »
STOP ACTING LIKE EVERYTHING IS A VICTORY!

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narcberry

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2008, 11:05:13 PM »
When my opponents run out of evidence (usually very quickly, like in your case) and reduce their behavior to that of a two year old in a candy store, I declare victory.

IE:
STOP ACTING LIKE EVERYTHING IS A VICTORY!

== victory.

Another victory for FE!!!

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crazybmanp

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2008, 11:05:57 PM »
wow...

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narcberry

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2008, 11:06:55 PM »
These look roughly identical.

"nothing left to offer."

wow...


Another victory for FE!!!

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crazybmanp

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2008, 11:07:45 PM »
i've noticed something, all FE supporters all act the same...

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narcberry

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2008, 11:08:35 PM »
I've already defeated you 3 times. I suggest you move on, you're only embarrassing yourself now.

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crazybmanp

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2008, 11:09:45 PM »
because i'm completely embarrassing myself, because i belive what more than at least 7/8 of the world agree with [most likely more]

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narcberry

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2008, 11:11:12 PM »
Your inability to use proper pronunciation proves FE.

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crazybmanp

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2008, 11:13:48 PM »
who cares about punctuation and how does that prove anything, whenever anyone on this forum says anything smart someone posts a stupid comment right after it and says, "I WIN"

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narcberry

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2008, 11:14:26 PM »
The 'w' in "who" should have been capitalized.

Another victory for FE!!!

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Mr. Anon

Re: A few questions
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2008, 11:15:01 PM »
who cares about punctuation and how does that prove anything, whenever anyone on this forum says anything smart someone posts a stupid comment right after it and says, "I WIN"

Don't be trolled so easily. First rule of the Internet.

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narcberry

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2008, 11:16:52 PM »
Take your offtopic remarks elsewhere, before I ban your internet.

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crazybmanp

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Re: A few questions
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2008, 11:17:34 PM »
this topic was off topic from the 3rd post

and you can't ban someone from the internet