# .99999 does not equal 1

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#### mwahaha

##### Re: .99999 does not equal 1
« Reply #750 on: September 14, 2008, 11:07:19 AM »
VARIABLES OMG LRNMOARMATHS

#### WardoggKC130FE

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##### Re: .99999 does not equal 1
« Reply #751 on: September 14, 2008, 11:08:31 AM »
Then answer the question.

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#### Oscar Wilde

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« Reply #752 on: September 14, 2008, 11:33:35 AM »
Wardogg, seriously, this is what facepalming is made of...

#### WardoggKC130FE

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##### Re: .99999 does not equal 1
« Reply #753 on: September 14, 2008, 11:35:08 AM »
Answer the question then.

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#### mwahaha

##### Re: .99999 does not equal 1
« Reply #754 on: September 14, 2008, 11:47:42 AM »
a+b=z is true if a=3, b=4, and z=7. a+b=z could also be true if a=1, b= 4, and z=5.  Or a=72, b=59, and z=131.  The possibilities are endless. Did you ever learn math?

#### John Jackson

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« Reply #755 on: September 14, 2008, 11:48:38 AM »
a+b=z is true if a=3, b=4, and z=7. a+b=z could also be true if a=1, b= 4, and z=5.  Or a=72, b=59, and z=131.  The possibilities are endless. Did you ever learn math?

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#### WardoggKC130FE

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##### Re: .99999 does not equal 1
« Reply #756 on: September 14, 2008, 12:01:53 PM »
a+b=z is true if a=3, b=4, and z=7. a+b=z could also be true if a=1, b= 4, and z=5.  Or a=72, b=59, and z=131.  The possibilities are endless. Did you ever learn math?

Wait, wait, ZOMFG!!!!  You have to have numbers to do math?!?  Why do you think the rest of them didn't respond?  They knew this was coming.

You can't do math with letters idiot.

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#### Oscar Wilde

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« Reply #757 on: September 14, 2008, 12:04:11 PM »
I didn't respond because I wasn't sure whether you were trolling or not...

I'm now convinced you are.

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#### mwahaha

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« Reply #758 on: September 14, 2008, 12:35:24 PM »
Variables, tard, they're called variables, meaning they are able to vary, which is why the numbers are substituted by these letters.  God, either you're extremely retarded or a humongous troll.  Algebra 1 is my worst subject, and I still know more than you.  I'm a fucking freshman in High School, for Pete's sake! How old are you, Wardogg?

#### WardoggKC130FE

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##### Re: .99999 does not equal 1
« Reply #759 on: September 14, 2008, 12:38:55 PM »
Variables, tard, they're called variables, meaning they are able to vary, which is why the numbers are substituted by these letters.  God, either you're extremely retarded or a humongous troll.  Algebra 1 is my worst subject, and I still know more than you.  I'm a fucking freshman in High School, for Pete's sake! How old are you, Wardogg?

I am xyz years old.

#### John Jackson

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« Reply #760 on: September 14, 2008, 12:41:38 PM »
Variables, tard, they're called variables, meaning they are able to vary, which is why the numbers are substituted by these letters.  God, either you're extremely retarded or a humongous troll.  Algebra 1 is my worst subject, and I still know more than you.  I'm a fucking freshman in High School, for Pete's sake! How old are you, Wardogg?

I am xyz years old.

Are x,y,z integers and does this mean that you mulitply them?

#### Colonel Gaydafi

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##### Re: .99999 does not equal 1
« Reply #761 on: September 14, 2008, 12:43:04 PM »
Its good to know that I'm not the worst person at maths on this site
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#### WardoggKC130FE

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« Reply #762 on: September 14, 2008, 12:43:19 PM »
Variables, tard, they're called variables, meaning they are able to vary, which is why the numbers are substituted by these letters.  God, either you're extremely retarded or a humongous troll.  Algebra 1 is my worst subject, and I still know more than you.  I'm a fucking freshman in High School, for Pete's sake! How old are you, Wardogg?

I am xyz years old.

Are x,y,z integers and does this mean that you mulitply them?

You can't do math with letters.

#### WardoggKC130FE

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« Reply #763 on: September 14, 2008, 12:44:26 PM »
Its good to know that I'm not the worst person at maths on this site

Who is?

#### Colonel Gaydafi

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« Reply #764 on: September 14, 2008, 12:45:05 PM »
Its good to know that I'm not the worst person at maths on this site

Who is?

Get a mirror and you'll find out
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#### Oscar Wilde

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« Reply #765 on: September 14, 2008, 12:45:24 PM »
Variables, tard, they're called variables, meaning they are able to vary, which is why the numbers are substituted by these letters.  God, either you're extremely retarded or a humongous troll.  Algebra 1 is my worst subject, and I still know more than you.  I'm a fucking freshman in High School, for Pete's sake! How old are you, Wardogg?

I am xyz years old.
Wardogg is Narcberry. We've all been had.

#### John Jackson

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« Reply #766 on: September 14, 2008, 12:46:10 PM »
Variables, tard, they're called variables, meaning they are able to vary, which is why the numbers are substituted by these letters.  God, either you're extremely retarded or a humongous troll.  Algebra 1 is my worst subject, and I still know more than you.  I'm a fucking freshman in High School, for Pete's sake! How old are you, Wardogg?

I am xyz years old.

Are x,y,z integers and does this mean that you mulitply them?

You can't do math with letters.

Sure I can:

one + one = two

#### Colonel Gaydafi

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« Reply #767 on: September 14, 2008, 12:47:51 PM »
Variables, tard, they're called variables, meaning they are able to vary, which is why the numbers are substituted by these letters.  God, either you're extremely retarded or a humongous troll.  Algebra 1 is my worst subject, and I still know more than you.  I'm a fucking freshman in High School, for Pete's sake! How old are you, Wardogg?

I am xyz years old.

Are x,y,z integers and does this mean that you mulitply them?

You can't do math with letters.

Sure I can:

one + one = two

you win!
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#### mwahaha

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« Reply #768 on: September 14, 2008, 12:48:30 PM »
Its good to know that I'm not the worst person at maths on this site

Who is?

Get a mirror and you'll find out

I'mma sig that, lol, nice one Gayer.

Also, Oscar, I don't think Wardogg is Narc. I wish that was the explanation.

XYZ

X=1
Y=2
Z=3

1(2)(3) = 6 = Wardogg's age! Voila .

Also also, nice win, JohnJack (can I call you the new jj?)!

#### WardoggKC130FE

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« Reply #769 on: September 14, 2008, 12:48:58 PM »
Variables, tard, they're called variables, meaning they are able to vary, which is why the numbers are substituted by these letters.  God, either you're extremely retarded or a humongous troll.  Algebra 1 is my worst subject, and I still know more than you.  I'm a fucking freshman in High School, for Pete's sake! How old are you, Wardogg?

I am xyz years old.

Are x,y,z integers and does this mean that you mulitply them?

You can't do math with letters.

Sure I can:

one + one = two

Dammit.  I admit you are correct.

#### Colonel Gaydafi

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« Reply #770 on: September 14, 2008, 12:49:40 PM »
FES is fun
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#### WardoggKC130FE

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##### Re: .99999 does not equal 1
« Reply #771 on: September 14, 2008, 12:50:12 PM »
I'mma sig that, lol, nice one Gayer.

Also, Oscar, I don't think Wardogg is Narc :-/. I wish that was the explanation.

XYZ

X=1
Y=2
Z=3

1(2)(3) = 6 = Wardogg's age! Voila .

Also also, nice win, JohnJack (can I call you the new jj?)!

Your still using numbers, for the math part of it.

#### John Jackson

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« Reply #772 on: September 14, 2008, 12:51:04 PM »
Also also, nice win, JohnJack (can I call you the new jj?)!

Please refrain from using these two letters adjacent to each other.

#### WardoggKC130FE

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##### Re: .99999 does not equal 1
« Reply #773 on: September 14, 2008, 12:52:40 PM »
Also also, nice win, JohnJack (can I call you the new jj?)!

Please refrain from using these two letters adjacent to each other.

Yes, they may add up to something unintended, and offend everyone on the board.

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#### mwahaha

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« Reply #774 on: September 14, 2008, 12:54:36 PM »
Hmm, how about J, the new J?

Also, grr, the quote won't fit! Someone else say something clever for me to sig.

Wardogg, the whole equation is "the math part of it", and it begins with XYZ.  Look up the word "variable" a math textbook, or maybe even a dictionary.  Please use your intelligence if you have any.

#### WardoggKC130FE

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##### Re: .99999 does not equal 1
« Reply #775 on: September 14, 2008, 12:57:21 PM »
Hmm, how about J, the new J?

Also, grr, the quote won't fit! Someone else say something clever for me to sig.

Wardogg, the whole equation is "the math part of it", and it begins with XYZ.  Look up the word "variable" a math textbook, or maybe even a dictionary.  Please use your intelligence if you have any.

No the numbers are the math part of it.

a+b=z
a+b=y
a+b=x

Which statement is correct without putting numbers in?

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#### Dr Matrix

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##### Re: .99999 does not equal 1
« Reply #776 on: September 14, 2008, 01:03:00 PM »
No the numbers are the math part of it.

Wrong.
Quote from: OED:

mathematics, n.
1. Originally: (a collective term for) geometry, arithmetic, and certain physical sciences involving geometrical reasoning, such as astronomy and optics; spec. the disciplines of the quadrivium collectively. In later use: the science of space, number, quantity, and arrangement, whose methods involve logical reasoning and usually the use of symbolic notation, and which includes geometry, arithmetic, algebra, and analysis; mathematical operations or calculations. Colloq. abbreviated maths, (N. Amer.) math.

Maths can be purely symbolic, therefore without knowledge of the nature of the variables it is entirely reasonable to say that all or none of the options you provided could be correct.

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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

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#### mwahaha

##### Re: .99999 does not equal 1
« Reply #777 on: September 14, 2008, 01:05:48 PM »
Hmm, how about J, the new J?

Also, grr, the quote won't fit! Someone else say something clever for me to sig.

Wardogg, the whole equation is "the math part of it", and it begins with XYZ.  Look up the word "variable" a math textbook, or maybe even a dictionary.  Please use your intelligence if you have any.

No the numbers are the math part of it.

a+b=z
a+b=y
a+b=x

Which statement is correct without putting numbers in?

Depends on the equation.

#### WardoggKC130FE

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##### Re: .99999 does not equal 1
« Reply #778 on: September 14, 2008, 01:07:02 PM »
Math:
The study of the measurement, properties, and relationships of quantities and sets, using numbers and symbols.

1(number) +(symbol) 1(number) =(symbol) 2(number)

No the numbers are the math part of it.

a+b=z
a+b=y
a+b=x

Which statement is correct without putting numbers in?

You can't do math with letters.

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#### mwahaha

##### Re: .99999 does not equal 1
« Reply #779 on: September 14, 2008, 01:09:08 PM »
You fucking ignorant, stubborn troll.