Where is the Cake?

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Where is the Cake?
« on: August 15, 2008, 07:25:53 PM »
(This post makes the assumption that all people like cake.  Which I in fact do not, I prefer blueberry pie, but I digress)

If its all a Lie (For money apparently) then I would like to ask:

"Where has all the cake gone?"

I mean, their is no cake to lead us like sheep to actually care about weather or not the world is flat. 

People are more interested in waging war for capitalist aristocracies than actually carrying about space exploration (The main source of funding for the Conspirators)?

Would they not be providing some cake to make us want to see more pictures of cake factories on mars than mindless propaganda about misunderstood Communists and extremists?

Shouldn't they have us hooked on drugged bakery products that they've linked to a bakery on Mars that also sells good teabiscuts by happenstance as opposed to Join the army fight for flatness?

Is the flatness even something they care about?  Is it even their main source of income?  Has the whole thing actually outlived its purpose?  IS THEIR ANY SODDING CAKE?



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Trekky0623

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Re: Where is the Cake?
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2008, 07:28:39 PM »

Re: Where is the Cake?
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2008, 07:29:22 PM »
This belongs in Religion and Philosophy! :D

Re: Where is the Cake?
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2008, 07:38:28 PM »
maybe the ice wall is actually a cake wall!!! but the FE supporters are covering that up, so they get the cake to themselves. and they are the ones keeping the RE theory alive. think about it. if everyone believed that the earth was flat, people would go see the wall, and realize it's made of cake. so the FE believers need us RE believers. this way the FE believers get their cake.

IT'S A F**CKING DOUBLE-CONSPIRACY!!!!

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Re: Where is the Cake?
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2008, 07:41:20 PM »
maybe the ice wall is actually a cake wall!!! but the FE supporters are covering that up, so they get the cake to themselves. and they are the ones keeping the RE theory alive. think about it. if everyone believed that the earth was flat, people would go see the wall, and realize it's made of cake. so the FE believers need us RE believers. this way the FE believers get their cake.

IT'S A F**CKING DOUBLE-CONSPIRACY!!!!

Drugs are bad...

Re: Where is the Cake?
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2008, 07:45:16 PM »
WHAT?!?!?!?! DRUGS ARE BAD?!?!?! ALL THIS TIME THEY TOLD ME THEY WOULD HELP ME WITH MY SCHIZOPHRENIA!!!!

IT'S ANOTHER F**CKING CONSPIRACY!!!!!

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Trekky0623

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Re: Where is the Cake?
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2008, 07:48:21 PM »
WHAT?!?!?!?! DRUGS ARE BAD?!?!?! ALL THIS TIME THEY TOLD ME THEY WOULD HELP ME WITH MY SCHIZOPHRENIA!!!!

IT'S ANOTHER F**CKING CONSPIRACY!!!!!

Calm down, it'll be OK.  Just don't go near any bridges.

Re: Where is the Cake?
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2008, 07:53:46 PM »
hey, i find that offensive. i was dropped off a bridge as a baby!!!! they're very dangerous. they look all safe and what-not, but then you start walking on them....next thing you know-hit by a train.

Re: Where is the Cake?
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2008, 08:04:37 PM »
Cost of One Box of Cake: $8.00

http://www.amazon.com/Favorite-Cake-Mix-Frosting-SHIPPING/dp/B000YIYEDM/ref=sr_1_20?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1218854843&sr=8-20

Assumption: Makes 1 ft3 of cake

Volume of Ice/Cake Wall: 150 (Found this on the site somewhere) feet tall by 78225 miles (2.1807878E12 ft2) by (I'd say its at least 50 feet thick to hold that much water).
=(150)(2.1807878E12)(50)($8.00)
=1.30847268e17
=$130,847,268,000,000,000

Budget of NASA between 1950 and 2008: $592,380,000,000.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASA_Budget

As demonstrated, without even taking consideration the constant erosion of cake in water, cake is not even close enough to being cost effective, even if you add other countries to the total spent.  So no money earned here.
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Trekky0623

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Re: Where is the Cake?
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2008, 08:06:38 PM »
How is that relevant?

Re: Where is the Cake?
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2008, 08:08:05 PM »
Responding to Skitzo's rant on the wall being made of cake with some degree of logic and math.
Communists, fighting the American conspiracy since 1922.

Commies are Red
Dems Are blue
Everyone else sucks
and odd are so do you!

Re: Where is the Cake?
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2008, 08:10:28 PM »
maybe it's magic cake?!?!?!?!

LALALLALALALALALALA, i'm not wrong you are LALALALALALALA, maybe god makes the cake himself, free of charge.

Re: Where is the Cake?
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2008, 08:15:00 PM »
NASA: $592,380,000,000
Cake : $130,847,268,000,000,000
The Wizard that makes The Cake Magic: Priceless

Edit: Not helping your point, if their is one....
« Last Edit: August 15, 2008, 08:16:43 PM by Crimson7ide »
Communists, fighting the American conspiracy since 1922.

Commies are Red
Dems Are blue
Everyone else sucks
and odd are so do you!

Re: Where is the Cake?
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2008, 08:26:19 PM »
your mean. i'm gonna go for a walk on a bridge.