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Re: Why
« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2008, 05:37:18 AM »
Yum, necrophiliacs.
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Re: Why
« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2008, 06:00:45 AM »
Quote from: Althalus on June 26, 2008, 04:21:51 AM
Quote from: Muffz on June 25, 2008, 01:46:15 PM
are there so many perverts on this website?
Why are there so many slutty teenagers on the internet?
Epic win.
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Re: Why
« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2008, 06:17:25 AM »
Quote from: goldstein on June 26, 2008, 06:03:12 AM
Quote from: Muffz on June 25, 2008, 01:46:15 PM
are there so many perverts on this website?

Or, to rephrase the question.. "Why does everyone want my hot 14 yr old ass? Don't they know that I'm 14 and it's illegal to want my hot 14 yr old ass? My parents are out."

Seriously, you remember in Jurrasic Park where the the kids are stuck in the car and a T-Rex comes sniffing about, and then one of the kids gets out a whopping great torch and waves it about?

Same thing.

If you keep quiet the pervs will move on. Either that or they'll chew through the high voltage fencing that keeps them in their pens.

I love this post.
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Re: Why
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2008, 06:18:25 AM »
Quote from: Robosteve on June 26, 2008, 06:17:25 AM
Quote from: goldstein on June 26, 2008, 06:03:12 AM
Quote from: Muffz on June 25, 2008, 01:46:15 PM
are there so many perverts on this website?

Or, to rephrase the question.. "Why does everyone want my hot 14 yr old ass? Don't they know that I'm 14 and it's illegal to want my hot 14 yr old ass? My parents are out."

Seriously, you remember in Jurrasic Park where the the kids are stuck in the car and a T-Rex comes sniffing about, and then one of the kids gets out a whopping great torch and waves it about?

Same thing.

If you keep quiet the pervs will move on. Either that or they'll chew through the high voltage fencing that keeps them in their pens.

I love this post.

Quite the good analogy.
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Re: Why
« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2008, 06:58:04 AM »
Quote from: Muffz on June 25, 2008, 02:04:09 PM
I don't think semis will be the cause of my death anymore.  I'm definitely going to be raped and murdered.

If you are that worried about it, buy a small fire arm, preferably something easily concealed, and carry it around with you every where you go. And by buy I mean illegally, since your not old enough to own one yet, but it's not that hard to get one if you try.
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Re: Why
« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2008, 06:59:06 AM »
Quote from: physics101 on June 26, 2008, 06:58:04 AM
Quote from: Muffz on June 25, 2008, 02:04:09 PM
I don't think semis will be the cause of my death anymore.  I'm definitely going to be raped and murdered.

If you are that worried about it, buy a small fire arm, preferably something easily concealed, and carry it around with you every where you go. And by buy I mean illegally, since your not old enough to own one yet, but it's not that hard to get one if you try.

I'm sure one of the kind folks around here will give her one in exchange for her services.
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Re: Why
« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2008, 07:00:52 AM »
I think that would defeat the purpose.
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Re: Why
« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2008, 07:05:49 AM »
Quote from: taters343 on June 26, 2008, 07:00:52 AM
I think that would defeat the purpose.

Yes, that was the point of my post.
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Re: Why
« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2008, 07:07:00 AM »
I guessed that, I just thought I should point it out anyway.
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Re: Why
« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2008, 07:08:09 AM »
Quote from: Robosteve on June 26, 2008, 06:59:06 AM
Quote from: physics101 on June 26, 2008, 06:58:04 AM
Quote from: Muffz on June 25, 2008, 02:04:09 PM
I don't think semis will be the cause of my death anymore.  I'm definitely going to be raped and murdered.

If you are that worried about it, buy a small fire arm, preferably something easily concealed, and carry it around with you every where you go. And by buy I mean illegally, since your not old enough to own one yet, but it's not that hard to get one if you try.

I'm sure one of the kind folks around here will give her one in exchange for her services.

LOL. ;D
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Re: Why
« Reply #40 on: June 26, 2008, 10:53:25 AM »
Quote from: Muffz on June 25, 2008, 06:43:42 PM
Quote from: Saddam Hussein on June 25, 2008, 05:53:50 PM
Am I creepy?

You're usually awesome, but you do sometimes tend to be a bit creepy.



Hooray!
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Re: Why
« Reply #41 on: June 26, 2008, 10:53:44 AM »
Quote from: Muffz on June 25, 2008, 05:52:44 PM
But I'm not barely legal! I'm illegal! Don't you have to be 18 to be legal?

14, here.  You're barely legal.
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Re: Why
« Reply #42 on: June 26, 2008, 10:55:12 AM »
Where are you? Where ever it is, I want to go there.
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Re: Why
« Reply #43 on: June 26, 2008, 10:59:12 AM »
Quote from: taters343 on June 26, 2008, 10:55:12 AM
Where are you? Where ever it is, I want to go there.

In a great placed named 'Ontario'.

Edit:  Actually, a friend of mine who's twice my size (not that size) was dating a 14 yr old (although I think she turned 15 during their dating period) until her mom threatened to sue him because he's 18.  I think that's a little young, but whateva'.
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Re: Why
« Reply #44 on: June 26, 2008, 11:02:05 AM »
o.O Legal at 14? That's creepy.
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Re: Why
« Reply #45 on: June 26, 2008, 11:04:39 AM »
Lol, That sounds fun. A little messed up, but some girls.....
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Re: Why
« Reply #46 on: June 26, 2008, 11:05:35 AM »
I have 2 years until I'm legal, Jessica Alba is geting impatient though.
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Re: Why
« Reply #47 on: June 26, 2008, 11:07:04 AM »
Tell her to rape you and make it fun.
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Re: Why
« Reply #48 on: June 26, 2008, 11:08:56 AM »
Good idea!
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Re: Why
« Reply #49 on: June 26, 2008, 11:12:24 AM »
Quote from: Saint Raist on June 26, 2008, 11:04:39 AM
Lol, That sounds fun. A little messed up, but some girls.....

Those some girls are what many people take note of.   Gr 12's fighting to be the first to get them.  Then when they don't, they deny they were hitting on 14 yr olds.  Not even those that take advantage of the law will socially admit it.
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Re: Why
« Reply #50 on: June 26, 2008, 11:14:24 AM »
That's the way it is everywhere. The seniors hit on the SUPER hot younger girls. Then claim we were just messing around.
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Re: Why
« Reply #51 on: June 26, 2008, 11:16:06 AM »
This true there is this hot ass sophmore at my school this year, with an awesome ass, and damn if she didn't get hit on by some kids in my class.
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Re: Why
« Reply #52 on: June 26, 2008, 11:18:36 AM »
Quote from: physics101 on June 26, 2008, 11:16:06 AM
This true there is this hot ass sophmore at my school this year, with an awesome ass, and damn if she didn't get hit on by some kids in my class.

Same thing here, hot sophmore with a great ass. But it was the freshmen hitting on her. Pretty much just me and my friend.
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Re: Why
« Reply #53 on: June 26, 2008, 11:21:41 AM »
It's not the same of younger kids hit on older women, that happens all the time, and it's not illegal.
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Re: Why
« Reply #54 on: June 26, 2008, 11:26:49 AM »
True, true. But it wouldn't be illegal for a senior to hit on a sophmore either, depending on how old the senior is. I will be 17 as a senior though.
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Re: Why
« Reply #55 on: June 26, 2008, 11:27:52 AM »
I was 18, so it was illegal, which was a shame, because she had a great ass, AND ran track.
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Re: Why
« Reply #56 on: June 26, 2008, 11:31:35 AM »
Same with the girl I'm talking about! My dad is the track coach, so I had to be subtle though.
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Re: Why
« Reply #57 on: June 26, 2008, 11:33:56 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Ireland on June 26, 2008, 10:59:12 AM
Quote from: taters343 on June 26, 2008, 10:55:12 AM
Where are you? Where ever it is, I want to go there.

In a great placed named 'Ontario'.

Edit:  Actually, a friend of mine who's twice my size (not that size) was dating a 14 yr old (although I think she turned 15 during their dating period) until her mom threatened to sue him because he's 18.  I think that's a little young, but whateva'.

The Ontario age of consent recently got changed to 16, damn parliament!!! now I can't go troll the grade 9's
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Re: Why
« Reply #58 on: June 26, 2008, 11:35:30 AM »
I just had to be subtle because, well we called her "highway" after the song "Life is a Highway" because "we wanted to ride that all night long" (corny I know, but we thought it was pretty funny), and we think she was beginning to figure out what we meant when we would say "highway" to each other.
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Re: Why
« Reply #59 on: June 26, 2008, 11:37:19 AM »
Nice.
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