Block of text crits you

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narcberry

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Block of text crits you
« on: June 13, 2008, 08:50:55 PM »
Block of text generator, in bash!
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more text | replace "author" "MARKERAUTHOR" | replace "quote" "MARKERQUOTE" | replace "?" " I ask you" | replace "!" " AND" | replace "." " and" | replace "," " like" | replace "'" "" | replace ";" " like " | replace "  " " " | replace ":" " such as " | replace "[hr]" "" | replace "MARKERQUOTE" "quote" | replace "MARKERAUTHOR" "author" | awk '{ str1=str1 $0 }END{ print str1 }'
Here's what I call the idiotizer:
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more text | replace "author" "MARKERAUTHOR" | replace "quote" "MARKERQUOTE" | replace "their" "MARKERTHEIR" | replace "they're" "their" | replace " lol" "omglollyskates" | replace "." " and" | replace "," " like" | replace "ea" "ae" | replace "ie" "ei" | replace " th" "MARKERTH" | replace "th" "f" | replace "MARKERTH" " th" | replace " ask" "axed" | replace "tio" "sho" | replace "'" "" | replace ";" " like " | replace "  " " " | replace "fore" "4" | replace "too" "2" | replace "to " "2 " | replace "ate" "8" | replace "ph" "f" | replace " is " " are " | replace "io" "yo" | replace ":" " such as " | replace "ce" "se" | replace "cia" "sha" | replace "ci" "si" | replace "ech" "ek" | replace "ch" "tsh" | replace "c" "k" | replace "q" "k" | replace " you" " u" | replace " are" " r" | replace "x" "ks" | replace "[hr]" "" | replace "MARKERTHEIR" "they're" | replace "MARKERQUOTE" "quote" | replace "MARKERAUTHOR" "author" | tr "[:lower:]" "[:upper:]" | awk '{ str1=str1 $0 }END{ print str1 }'
« Last Edit: June 13, 2008, 10:07:58 PM by narcberry »

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Re: Block of text crits you
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2008, 09:12:20 PM »
You worry me sometimes.