Isn't the earth 6000 years old?

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Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« on: June 11, 2008, 11:50:08 AM »
Well... no!  Surprisingly enough!  This startling essay shows it to actually be BILLIONS of years old!!!
« Last Edit: June 11, 2008, 12:12:52 PM by Roundy the Truthinessist »
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2008, 11:59:52 AM »
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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2008, 12:01:01 PM »
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Whoops.  ;D
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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2008, 12:13:10 PM »
There, I fixed it.  Happy?????????
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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2008, 12:29:26 PM »
There, I fixed it.  Happy?????????
There was nothing wrong with it, I broke it  :P

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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2008, 12:32:34 PM »
There, I fixed it.  Happy?????????
There was nothing wrong with it, I broke it  :P

There was something wrong with it, and I fixed it.  So there.  :P :P :P
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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2008, 12:34:55 PM »
I already knew this...
We told you to go to rehab, but you were all like "no, no, no!" ::)

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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2008, 12:35:36 PM »
I already knew this...

Wow, congratulations.
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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2008, 12:39:13 PM »
There, I fixed it.  Happy?????????
There was nothing wrong with it, I broke it  :P

There was something wrong with it, and I fixed it.  So there.  :P :P :P
Don't make me break it again.

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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2008, 03:01:43 PM »
Well... no!  Surprisingly enough!  This startling essay shows it to actually be BILLIONS of years old!!!
Nice, I'm being forced to read a book for college that is written below this level. All students entering Miami University must read it. It's called beyond UFOs. The arguments in this book are so flawed and watered down I want to punch him in the face.

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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2008, 03:09:17 PM »
Well... no!  Surprisingly enough!  This startling essay shows it to actually be BILLIONS of years old!!!
Nice, I'm being forced to read a book for college that is written below this level. All students entering Miami University must read it. It's called beyond UFOs. The arguments in this book are so flawed and watered down I want to punch him in the face.
Welcome to Miami  ;D

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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2008, 03:10:55 PM »
Well... no!  Surprisingly enough!  This startling essay shows it to actually be BILLIONS of years old!!!
Nice, I'm being forced to read a book for college that is written below this level. All students entering Miami University must read it. It's called beyond UFOs. The arguments in this book are so flawed and watered down I want to punch him in the face.
Welcome to Miami  ;D

Buenvenidos a Miami.
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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2008, 03:18:02 PM »
Well... no!  Surprisingly enough!  This startling essay shows it to actually be BILLIONS of years old!!!
Nice, I'm being forced to read a book for college that is written below this level. All students entering Miami University must read it. It's called beyond UFOs. The arguments in this book are so flawed and watered down I want to punch him in the face.
Welcome to Miami  ;D
Miami of ohio. Not University of Miami.

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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2008, 04:43:15 PM »
Well... no!  Surprisingly enough!  This startling essay shows it to actually be BILLIONS of years old!!!
Nice, I'm being forced to read a book for college that is written below this level. All students entering Miami University must read it. It's called beyond UFOs. The arguments in this book are so flawed and watered down I want to punch him in the face.
Welcome to Miami  ;D
Miami of ohio. Not University of Miami.
Welcome to Miami of ohio  :)

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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2008, 05:37:23 PM »
Well... no!  Surprisingly enough!  This startling essay shows it to actually be BILLIONS of years old!!!
Nice, I'm being forced to read a book for college that is written below this level. All students entering Miami University must read it. It's called beyond UFOs. The arguments in this book are so flawed and watered down I want to punch him in the face.
Welcome to Miami  ;D
Miami of ohio. Not University of Miami.
Doesn't sound as fun
Quote from: President Barack Obama
Pot had helped
Get the fuck over it.

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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2008, 06:45:28 PM »
Well... no!  Surprisingly enough!  This startling essay shows it to actually be BILLIONS of years old!!!
Nice, I'm being forced to read a book for college that is written below this level. All students entering Miami University must read it. It's called beyond UFOs. The arguments in this book are so flawed and watered down I want to punch him in the face.
Welcome to Miami  ;D
Miami of ohio. Not University of Miami.
Doesn't sound as fun
Nope, no beach. Just stuck up preppy kids. Most of them not as smart as I thought kids in this college would be. Though it's rated 7th in the country for hottest girls, by Playboy.

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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2008, 05:07:06 PM »
Everyone entering college should be forced to read this kitteh essay http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page  (yeah, I know someone's gonna say OLD)
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2008, 05:08:55 PM »
I've read. whats the translation for "and jesus wept"

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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2008, 05:15:20 PM »
and Jebus can has taerz?
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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2008, 05:18:36 PM »
Quote from: Gospel of John, chapter 11, verse 35
Jebus crieded. Not jus litle teers, no. he crieded big teers. Cuz Lolrus was ded an stufs an everywun luved him, even Jebus. Jebus trieded to wipe teers awai wit his pawz but teh teers kept comin an comin and everywun saweded that as dey were emo too. Everywun was emo. Yeh. Srsly. U has an emo too! It's okai, cryin is okay. Everywun can criez. Jebus wepted.

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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2008, 05:27:36 PM »
I haven't read that far! I skipped around and read Job though, which was hilarious. 

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Ceiling Cat no likez wehn u lickz urself. Bad kittehs!
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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2008, 05:28:54 PM »
I guess we should add spoiler tags or something...

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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2008, 05:43:00 PM »
lol.. I don't know why I said that. 

I like to get Christian fundies to look at that site, they are horrified and amused at the same time.
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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2008, 06:28:41 PM »
they are horrified and amused at the same time.

That's because they touch little boys.

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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2008, 06:30:38 PM »
I'm a Christian Fundamentalist.

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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2008, 06:37:00 PM »
I'm a troll posing as a Christian Fundamentalist.
Fix'd
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Re: Isn't the earth 6000 years old?
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2008, 07:16:41 PM »
easily offended canadian "philosopher" didn't have much appeal.