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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #30 on: May 30, 2008, 03:59:34 PM »
the earth is accelerating

Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #31 on: May 30, 2008, 04:25:52 PM »
his facks and ration reasoning about gravity


That is funny.

Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #32 on: May 30, 2008, 05:37:12 PM »
Hang on, hang on.....saying that the Earth is accelerating exactly proves my point that when you throw something up, it should stay where it is!!

Because the object thrown is in the same directing as the earth, (supposedly) it should glide upwards unless something is holding it in place to allow the earth to accelerate towards it. For it to fall back (or allow the earth to accelerate towards it and meet it) then there would have to be another force from the other directing forcing it down (the force would have to be more than the velocity of the earth as well). So if there is this magical force, (without it, none of this accelerating nonsense and everything magically staying put is a poor excuse to start an argument), then why aren't we all crushed? Because I do not see any robotic hand holding me in mid air when I jump, allowing the earth to meet me, then releasing me so I don't get crushed trying to penetrate the earths crust and then mantle.

And what about my other question? How can someone fly from Australia, stay in a constant direction, then end up in the same place? They crossed the dreaded underworld (or elephants) and didn't tell anyone?

And if gravity doesn't exist, then how are we accelerating around the sun, or being sucked up the universe?  What is drawing us upwards? Gravity? (NO CAUSE THAT DOESN'T EXIST apparently) So maybe God has a magic wire that he is pulling us upwards with....

Also, technically, the Earth (if it was flat) would not be balanced. As ice melts (primary school stuff), the balance in mass would cause whatever is drawing us up to make the earth spin around. So when we fall over, that is really the earth spinning around and hitting me in the face? Then why doesn't everyone get hit in the face?

Can't wait to see any OBJECTIVE responses that don't attack anyone as a person, but argue with facts...

Cheers,
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PS: I based my 'moot' point based on the notion that the earth is accelerating...so to me it would make sense....maybe not single minded Amish people...

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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2008, 05:44:03 PM »
Hey man, Im a RE'er and this one was a hard one for me to grasp at first as well.

Here is their reasoning,

When you throw the ball into the air it is going faster than the earths current speed.  But because you let it go it is no longer getting faster it remains at its constant velocity it left your hand.  The FE is accelerating constantly so at some point it matches the speed of the ball (IE the ball stops) and then accelerates faster than the ball is moving away from you and comes up and meets it (the ball comes back to the surface).   

This was the hardest one to wrap my mind around but I understand their theory now.

Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #34 on: May 30, 2008, 06:42:09 PM »
Ah...I see now. Thanks...

Ergo: They are all mad.

Anyways thanks. I understand how that would make sense.

But what I do not understand is that they have arguments for our cases why the earth is round. They have reasoning for that...but do they have any solid proof why the earth is flat? I mean we do...why it is round....but I have not seen one thing besides subjectivity and beliefs and mindsets...are there any photos of a lovely flat earth from the side? I don't know...

Cheers,
-=PS

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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #35 on: May 30, 2008, 07:46:11 PM »
Ah...I see now. Thanks...

Ergo: They are all mad.

Anyways thanks. I understand how that would make sense.

But what I do not understand is that they have arguments for our cases why the earth is round. They have reasoning for that...but do they have any solid proof why the earth is flat? I mean we do...why it is round....but I have not seen one thing besides subjectivity and beliefs and mindsets...are there any photos of a lovely flat earth from the side? I don't know...

Cheers,
-=PS

Amen to that!

I'm still going to stick to my "this website is just a joke by some really smart people that want to see normal people try and argue against 5 yearolds with logic..." theory...


Kasroa Is Gone, I like your little title "GPS uses satalites" so that means the earth is round...
+1 for my theory.

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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #36 on: May 30, 2008, 07:57:52 PM »
saying his post is moot doen't "explain" anything, it's just saying it's moot.

Sorry.  I'll more clearly point out where Engy explained why he was wrong:

Except that the earth is accelerating, so your entire point is moot.

did you explain why it's accelerating?

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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #37 on: May 30, 2008, 07:59:21 PM »
Dark energy.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #38 on: May 30, 2008, 08:01:54 PM »

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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #39 on: May 30, 2008, 08:04:14 PM »
explain gravity

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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #40 on: May 30, 2008, 08:05:37 PM »
The mechanism is currently unknown.


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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #41 on: May 30, 2008, 08:10:23 PM »





But assuming you diddn't explain dark gravity, makes me assume it doesn't exist.
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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #42 on: May 30, 2008, 08:13:06 PM »
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I lol'd but I'm honestly puzzled. Are you that witty, or did you just forward a reference you've been using?

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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #43 on: May 30, 2008, 08:13:33 PM »
I lol'd but I'm honestly puzzled. Are you that witty, or did you just forward a reference you've been using?
I found one just for you.

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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #44 on: May 30, 2008, 09:00:37 PM »
nobody knows anything about dark energy?

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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #45 on: May 30, 2008, 09:03:31 PM »
We know it is accelerating the FE.


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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #46 on: May 30, 2008, 09:06:35 PM »
We know it is accelerating the FE.

you know dark energy is accelerating the FE?
how do you know this?
and what is dark energy?

Apparently your a pilot, really? are you?

surley you would have had to pass a logic test to see if you would go crazy or not?

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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #47 on: May 30, 2008, 09:11:11 PM »
you know dark energy is accelerating the FE?
Yes.

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how do you know this?
I can measure the acceleration.  Due to Newton's Second law, some force must be causing this acceleration.

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what is dark energy?
It is what is accelerating the FE.

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Apparently your a pilot, really? are you?
Yes.

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surley you would have had to pass a logic test to see if you would go crazy or not?
No.  I had to take a flight knowledge and skill test.  But no crazy test, sorry.


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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #48 on: May 30, 2008, 09:12:13 PM »
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I lol'd but I'm honestly puzzled. Are you that witty, or did you just forward a reference you've been using?

lol
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #49 on: May 30, 2008, 09:15:41 PM »
you know dark energy is accelerating the FE?
Yes.

The earth isn't acclerating upwards!?!!!

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how do you know this?
I can measure the acceleration.  Due to Newton's Second law, some force must be causing this acceleration.

The earth isn't acclerating upwards!?!!!

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what is dark energy?
It is what is accelerating the FE.

The earth isn't acclerating upwards!?!!!

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Apparently your a pilot, really? are you?
Yes.

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surley you would have had to pass a logic test to see if you would go crazy or not?
No.  I had to take a flight knowledge and skill test.  But no crazy test, sorry.
I want to cry...somebody like you that has to think as logically as a pilot should couldn't possibly believe this nonsence.
I just cant imagine it.

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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #50 on: May 30, 2008, 09:17:18 PM »
I want to cry...somebody like you that has to think as logically as a pilot should couldn't possibly believe this nonsence.
I just cant imagine it.

In what way is it nonsense (with an "s")?
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #51 on: May 30, 2008, 09:17:20 PM »
So your entire argument is "The earth isn't acclerating upwards!?!!!"?   That's weak.


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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #52 on: May 30, 2008, 09:19:34 PM »
So your entire argument is "The earth isn't acclerating upwards!?!!!"?   That's weak.

and your arugment is ""The earth is acclerating upwards!?!!!"?" ...same sort of thing?
Oh, it's just there is evidence to back up my statement and not yours...
and 99.99999999999999999999% of the world belives in round earth, even some of the crazziest people in the world believe in round earth...

so you guys are just...(I have no word to describe your stupidity)




I want to cry...somebody like you that has to think as logically as a pilot should couldn't possibly believe this nonsence.
I just cant imagine it.

In what way is it nonsense (with an "s")?

If you want to post post some that fucking means something.

It's all just a stir-up isn;t it? nobody actually belives in flat-earth? right?
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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #53 on: May 30, 2008, 09:29:17 PM »
99.99999999999999999999% of the world belives in round earth, even some of the crazziest people in the world believe in round earth...

The earth must be round if all the crazies and people that can't do math, like you, think it is.

Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #54 on: May 30, 2008, 09:30:38 PM »
The earth is flat.  Measure it on your own, thats the only proof I need.

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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #55 on: May 30, 2008, 09:32:46 PM »
This just in: 0.000000000000660222418 people believe the earth is flat.

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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #56 on: May 30, 2008, 09:34:51 PM »
99.99999999999999999999% of the world belives in round earth, even some of the crazziest people in the world believe in round earth...

The earth must be round if all the crazies and people that can't do math, like you, think it is.


You diddn't get my point, my point was, even crazy people belive the earth is round. and since the earth IS round, it shows just how stupid YOU are.

and when did I do math?!




The earth is flat.  Measure it on your own, thats the only proof I need.

when did you measure it? I thought nobody had ever seen the ice walls or gont to the other side before?

This just in: 0.000000000000660222418 people believe the earth is flat.

that would mean less than 1 person...

If only!

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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #57 on: May 30, 2008, 09:36:31 PM »
You value the opinion of crazy people as sound evidence?

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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #58 on: May 30, 2008, 10:08:55 PM »
You value the opinion of crazy people as sound evidence?

as long as the evidence is sound, if a "crazy" person was to say the earth was flat, the no, I wouldn't value their opinion.


Who's the admistrator for this website? who started it all? and when?

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Re: ham sandwich
« Reply #59 on: May 30, 2008, 10:10:06 PM »
You value the opinion of crazy people as sound evidence?

as long as the evidence is sound, if a "crazy" person was to say the earth was flat, the no, I wouldn't value their opinion.

So you only follow the crazies when they don't have sound evidence?