Ok, I have a problem: I can't get over how awesome this is. I mean seriously,
"Do you want to get left behind when they all go to technology heaven? I didn't, and that's why I bought my videos, and so should you too!"
-picks up phone- "Mastering the Internet, you'llllll... become a master!"
"How many videos do you want!? All of them!?" -hangs up phone- "And so should you!"
It's just so fucking great...