'The Happening' by M. Night Shyamalan

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'The Happening' by M. Night Shyamalan
« on: May 19, 2008, 04:32:40 AM »
Farting trees kill people. There is no twist.

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Re: 'The Happening' by M. Night Shyamalan
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2008, 06:00:39 AM »
I want to see that so badly.

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Re: 'The Happening' by M. Night Shyamalan
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2008, 09:39:42 AM »
Farting trees kill people. There is no twist.

No twist? No one saw that coming, therefore.....what a twist! 
Is Dino open source?

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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: 'The Happening' by M. Night Shyamalan
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2008, 10:11:25 AM »
Farting trees kill people. There is no twist.

No twist? No one saw that coming, therefore.....what a twist! 

Paradox!

Yeah, I dunno what to think about this movie. I despise M. Night Shyamalan (I even hate his name; like what the fuck is that even?). However, I've like pretty much everything that Mark Wahlberg has done, so...Hm...

Not to mention Zooey Deschanel is not only a fairly good actress (from what I've seen of her, which is usually minor irrelevant roles, besides in H2G2), but is really fucking cute, too.

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Re: 'The Happening' by M. Night Shyamalan
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2008, 05:24:50 AM »
wait wait wait...

this isnt a joke?
Easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679

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Benocrates

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Re: 'The Happening' by M. Night Shyamalan
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2008, 07:39:18 AM »
Farting trees kill people. There is no twist.

No twist? No one saw that coming, therefore.....what a twist! 

Hahaha, nice.
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Get the fuck over it.

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Re: 'The Happening' by M. Night Shyamalan
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2008, 10:08:59 AM »
wait wait wait...

this isnt a joke?

What a twist!
Is Dino open source?

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narcberry

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Re: 'The Happening' by M. Night Shyamalan
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2008, 10:54:34 PM »
Farting trees kill people.
In the audience? He is a champion of film.

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Re: 'The Happening' by M. Night Shyamalan
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2008, 05:28:07 AM »
Apocalypse of the Six Faced Gods

When the heavens fall upon the earth
Man’s leaders will mutter
Man’s leaders will splutter
For the rain reign of embers
The gods did cause

Man’s wisdom had faded
His eye degraded
For the land was sided six
Earth, fire, water a mix

Man ranted, shouted, bickered and whined
The land was round the land was mine
But the gods saw the truth
And called upon man’s youth

But were fools, arrogant and childish
Believing the world to be dish
Gods burn them one and all
When the embers fall

So the gods descended
Maimed burned and rended
Rocks of flame fell from the sky
So that mans folly would die

But one child did stand alone
Discard his mobile phone
He would be no longer deceive
He was the first one the believe

The gods spared him and his brothers
And their wives, now mothers
Who would teach the cube to every cradle
And to every sane man able

Seek the truth and be spared
For apocalypse be prepared
The cube is truth the cube is true

See through the chaos and deception, seek the clarity of the cube.

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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: 'The Happening' by M. Night Shyamalan
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2008, 08:54:42 AM »
The cake is a lie.


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Re: 'The Happening' by M. Night Shyamalan
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2008, 03:01:27 PM »

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narcberry

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Re: 'The Happening' by M. Night Shyamalan
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2008, 06:39:46 PM »
WTF, the cake was not a lie.