The Final Proof that FE Theory is Correct!!

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lindelof

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The Final Proof that FE Theory is Correct!!
« on: May 15, 2008, 09:19:18 PM »
If the world were round, and actually were spinning through space at an extremely high speed, don't you think we would feel the effects of it?  I mean, seriously, what would that kind of constant speed do to our hair?  If you think about it, wind resistance to things in the shape of human beings is also quite great.  I think that the presence of six billion people on the planet's surface would be enough to build up sufficient air resistance to stop the earth from turning.  Since this has not happened, the earth must be flat.  It is the only empirical observation that makes sense.  Since the flat earth rotates, albeit quite slightly, this kind of complete standstill scenario that would result from having so many protruding objects (i.e. skyscrapers, mountains, etc.) on the earth's surface, inevitable in a round earth model (as I have already demonstrated) makes no sense.

Now, here is a coherent, extremely convincing argument as to why the earth is not round.  Due to gravity, dark force, and cosmic wells, if the earth were actually shaped like a sphere, we'd all slip off into nothingness.  Literally, our little traction-type shoe soles and spiked heels would never be enough to keep up from falling right off of a spherical obect into the endless void.  With gravity pulling in one direction (gravity pulling in several different directions at once makes absolutely no sense at all, scientifically.  A force cannot pull in two different directions at once, as round earthers claim it must in the north pole and the south.  After all, where would all the gravitational energy disappear to after it reached the center of the earth?  Surely such a massive amount of loose energy would have destroyed our feeble planet long ago, splitting it into a billion little pieces.) as it must, only the flat earth model makes sense.  Ergo, the world is not round.  It also follows from this keen observation that the earth cannot be a cylinder or cube, as gravity does not allow for these complicated scenarios.

Do you need any more convincing?  Because I sure don't.  8)

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Re: The Final Proof that FE Theory is Correct!!
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2008, 09:33:57 PM »
Strange post for a REr ???

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lindelof

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Re: The Final Proof that FE Theory is Correct!!
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2008, 09:37:00 PM »
Strange post for a DINOSAUR!!!   :o

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Re: The Final Proof that FE Theory is Correct!!
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2008, 09:45:00 PM »
If they were smart enough to make boats, they are smart enough to type...
"Never think you can turn over any old falsehood without a terrible squirming of the horrid little population that dwells under it." -O.W. Holmes "Truth forever on the scaffold, Wrong forever on the throne.."

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lindelof

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Re: The Final Proof that FE Theory is Correct!!
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2008, 09:49:08 PM »
If they were smart enough to make boats, they are smart enough to type...

Damn straight, brother!!!



Wait, does that post make sense?  Is it supposed to be an insult?  Did DINSAURS MAKE BOAT!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o