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Stop Uwe Boll
« on: May 08, 2008, 06:24:07 AM »
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2008, 06:44:37 AM »
Uwe Boll is the greatest, he exposes videogames as lacking any artistic merit or intrinsic value.

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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2008, 07:40:52 AM »
Uwe Boll is the greatest, he exposes himself as lacking any artistic merit or intrinsic value.

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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2008, 08:50:07 AM »
The only director worse than Uwe Boll is Aaron Seltzer.

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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2008, 08:52:06 AM »
The only director worse than Uwe Boll is Aaron Seltzer.
Pfff! And what have you ever done that was creative?

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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2008, 10:02:38 AM »
The only director worse than Uwe Boll is Aaron Seltzer.
Pfff! And what have you ever done that was creative?
The last time I vomited it was more creative than an Uwe Boll film.
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2008, 10:08:33 AM »
Uwe Boll is an artiste.  Most people just aren't sophisticated enough to understand his subtlety.

He's the only genius in the entire movie industry (his opinion).
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2008, 10:37:21 AM »
He's about as subtle as a Concorde crashing into a saucepan factory.
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2008, 11:00:41 AM »
He's about as subtle as a Concorde crashing into a saucepan factory.

That's his genius.  He's subtle by not being subtle.  It's brilliant because you'd never expect it.
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« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2008, 02:58:31 PM »
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2008, 04:12:38 AM »
I hate bad filmmakers.  They suck the life out of this world.

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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2008, 04:24:15 AM »
I hate bad filmmakers.  They suck the life out of this world.

I agree. Like Uwe Boll, we shouldn't stand for the atrocities they commit against mankind.

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« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2008, 04:45:24 AM »
I don't want to be controversial or anything, but he is my favorite director....

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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2008, 07:11:30 AM »
He's about as subtle as a Concorde crashing into a saucepan factory.

That's his genius.  He's subtle by not being subtle.  It's brilliant because you'd never expect it.

I guess his system failed if you figured it out. Some genius, huh?

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« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2008, 11:37:22 AM »
I don't want to be controversial or anything, but he is my favorite director....

Catastrophic failure.

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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2008, 11:39:00 AM »
He's about as subtle as a Concorde crashing into a saucepan factory.

That's his genius.  He's subtle by not being subtle.  It's brilliant because you'd never expect it.

I guess his system failed if you figured it out. Some genius, huh?

No, because I'm an even greater genius.  We're not too common.  :(
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2008, 09:02:24 AM »
we need faliures like this to make everyone else feel better. thats his excuse.

no. we do not need him. ever.
Easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679

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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2008, 06:54:15 PM »
I don't want to be controversial or anything, but he is my favorite director....

Catastrophic failure.
I'm serious. I believe his directing style is intentional and the next big thing.

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« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2008, 07:03:38 PM »
I believe his directing style is intentional

I actually feel that way about Ed Wood, Jr, at least with his later movies.  I think he realized at some point that he was never going to be Orson Welles so he thought he might as well just put out schlock.  Sure, it took a few decades, but there are a lot of people around nowadays who actually enjoy watching his movies.  Given that movies are first and foremost entertainment, that's a pretty good legacy to leave behind.
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2008, 08:12:52 PM »
I have now decapitated Uwe Boll; Your village is now free.
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Re: Stop Uwe Boll
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2008, 10:16:24 PM »
Who here watched in the name of the king? It actually made my head hurt it was so bad.